What happened here? (1449 hits)
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Submitted by Life is a gift. Death is a promise. (View user info) at 2007-04-08 08:47:11 EDT
Indeed, a gross miscarriage of Justice.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-16 11:45:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gaylord
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-04-16 10:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind of a red-headed step-child.
The one daddy never loved, until he loved her hard one night after coming home late from a bar.
You remind of that.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-04-16 09:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's no more than you deserve for having (5!) layers of toolbars in your browser.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-16 08:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like Uber was trying to tell you that we don't like you.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-15 23:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck if I know. Have a chocolate chip waffle and calm down a bit.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-15 23:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think it was PFF who said the following:
"You couldn't punch your way out of a faggot's tea party."
In fact, I think he was talking to you. Imagine that.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-15 23:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To what do we owe IHAKF Version 9.9?
Brett...is that you?
C'mon Brett. Run along home.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-12 22:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame
i hope someone in yer family dies of painful anus cancer
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:45:59 EDT (#)
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here ya go, fag
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100566
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got something up my sleeve.. Bart will rue the day he fucked with me. MARK my words in iron clad stone.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
waaah
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:17:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up bitch
Hahahhahahahahahaha! At least i'm not the biggest loser on this site ! Hahahahahaha!
Wow, had a great laugh on that one! Thx, asshole!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-10 01:38:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:12:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual
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ahahahahahahahaha
i'd invite you over for dinner and afterwards tie you up and fuck you up the ass until it made you love me, faggot.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-09 18:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lo and behold it is clear for all to see that "opposites attract"
My genius is bringing forth whole colonies of dicksucker-bumblebee-blockheads
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When I say that out loud, it reminds me of how you sounded with that dick in your mouth.
That disease riddled homeless guy sure was appreciative.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:50:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lo and behold it is clear for all to see that "opposites attract"
My genius is bringing forth whole colonies of dicksucker-bumblebee-blockheads
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:27:44 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual.
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I do believe that NUMEROUS people here have given you their addresses to prove your toughness.
You did nothing. You are most likely a 13 year old, sitting in his bedroom, wiching a girl - any girl - would notice him, crying himself to sleep at night.
Then you had the idea to show them all. You'd just go Columbine on their asses. Kill them all! That would show them who's the big man. You'd teach them all that they are weak, not you. Power at the end of a gun.
But then it happened. You pussed out. There was no way you could actually kill anybody. You don't have that in you.
You scour the internet for a support group for geeky, lonely, virgin nobodies such as yourself.
You found Ubersite.
Then it struck you; nobody here knows who you really are. You are faceless. You can be anybody.
You find a picture of a laughingly menacing mexican and post it as yourself. Maybe if they think this is you, they will give you respect. Now you are the big man. Threatening all that defy you.
Problem was, everybody else here is faceless too. They don't fear little internet threats. They laughed at you. They ridiculed you.
Just like real life.
The cricle is complete. And you are still just a pathetic little 13 year old crying in your bedroom.
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nice to see the n00bs get smacked around olde-skool stylee.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh boy!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Chode.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Locksly.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-09 12:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what happens when you treat your peers as less than equal.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-08 19:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:12:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual
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-2 for pretending to be a badass over the fucking internet. Cocksmack.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-08 18:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fucking weak and tragic.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 15:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This little girl is fucking hilarious.
I bet she loves to be choked when she takes a cock in the ass.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
First and foremost dont EVER bring your shit on my posts.
look at the context in the review and it really doesn't seem that all that complex, for non-fuckheads at least.
you are not going to fight with me anymore??
what the fuck IS this? The long awaited truce to a strenuous conflict spanning several years??
"Insult me, threaten me, -2 my posts all you want"
Stupid Shit, Who the fuck are YOU?
I think you have psychological problems relating to something psychologists call "self concept".
Let me sum it up in simple terms.
You have perceptions about yourself and your "self image". These perceptions are very different from true reality.
you think you are some kind of respected foe < this is reality> I don't know (OR CARE) who You
are or what you think you are but I sure as hell don't pay you any mind outside of a review here
or there.
we don't "go back" AT ALL. There is no long standing feud or any feud. There is NOTHING
I don't know the name of the doctor who fucked up your prescription or which world you live in, but don't include me in it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, but I enjoy your own particular brand of miserable.
You push some pretty funny buttons around here.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking up my -2s
*********
Yeah? That lady fucked up your face.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're fucking up my -2s
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back, crankypants.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<sigh>
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 13:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
uuhhhh.... Easter isn't an American holiday... how long before you get banned again?
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when will you stop being obtuse?
1. a day fixed by law or custom on which ordinary business is suspended in commemoration of some event or in honor of some person.
that is one dictionary definition of holiday and also happens to be the one I assume.
wouldn't you concede that all across -America- "ordinary business" is halted in observance of easter???
given those criteria
easter IS an American holiday.
that is not to say that easter is SOLELY an american holiday as other countries also observe easter in one way or another
Make no mistake about it, easter is a joke, as are all the other absurdities.
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Fine, but when you call Easter an American holuday on a website with worldwide users you come across sounding like a unilateral exclusionary idiot. One thing I notice that is consistent about your comments is your difficulty in expressing your ideas; almost as if english isn't your first language.
Example above: as are all the other absurdities...
What do you mean? What are you refering to? Absurdities as holidays or absurdities in general? I assume you mean other holidays, but would you concede that you're writing is generally difficult to understand? You use multi-syllable words in place of simpler ones, and not always in the right way, which further obscures whatever point you try to make. It feels like you have thesaurus.com on bookmark, and again, this makes you sound like a pretentious dick. What's even worse is some of the synonyms you use don't REALLY mean the same thing as you think they do in colloquial english. Sure, technically I suppose they CAN, but they hardly ever DO, so again, you are obscuring what you're trying to say. If you want to be a dick, (which obviously you do)the very least you could do is be clear.
Yes I concede Easter suspends ordinary business for the day, but most businesses are closed on Sundays anyway, so what is the point you're trying to make? Is Sunday an absurdity as well? What about Saturday?
I'm not going to fight with you anymore. Insult me, threaten me, -2 my posts all you want, this is a website I come to when I am bored, usually for the purpose of (hopefully) being amused. I have no idea why you come here, it's obviously not for the same reason; you apparently have no other outlet for your negative feelings and aggression, and I see now that arguing with you is an exercise in futility.
All that being said, I hope you have a nice Easter.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 14:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
23?
Wow, you are "the future" of America?
No wonder the world hates us.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 13:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody has given me a valid address
23 going on 24
the picture was me and I aint mexican
I'm pretty sure I am more than capable of bloodying you and given then chance, I would.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-08 13:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual.
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I do believe that NUMEROUS people here have given you their addresses to prove your toughness.
You did nothing. You are most likely a 13 year old, sitting in his bedroom, wiching a girl - any girl - would notice him, crying himself to sleep at night.
Then you had the idea to show them all. You'd just go Columbine on their asses. Kill them all! That would show them who's the big man. You'd teach them all that they are weak, not you. Power at the end of a gun.
But then it happened. You pussed out. There was no way you could actually kill anybody. You don't have that in you.
You scour the internet for a support group for geeky, lonely, virgin nobodies such as yourself.
You found Ubersite.
Then it struck you; nobody here knows who you really are. You are faceless. You can be anybody.
You find a picture of a laughingly menacing mexican and post it as yourself. Maybe if they think this is you, they will give you respect. Now you are the big man. Threatening all that defy you.
Problem was, everybody else here is faceless too. They don't fear little internet threats. They laughed at you. They ridiculed you.
Just like real life.
The cricle is complete. And you are still just a pathetic little 13 year old crying in your bedroom.
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Heh.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:41:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares? Leave.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual.
-----------------
I do believe that NUMEROUS people here have given you their addresses to prove your toughness.
You did nothing. You are most likely a 13 year old, sitting in his bedroom, wiching a girl - any girl - would notice him, crying himself to sleep at night.
Then you had the idea to show them all. You'd just go Columbine on their asses. Kill them all! That would show them who's the big man. You'd teach them all that they are weak, not you. Power at the end of a gun.
But then it happened. You pussed out. There was no way you could actually kill anybody. You don't have that in you.
You scour the internet for a support group for geeky, lonely, virgin nobodies such as yourself.
You found Ubersite.
Then it struck you; nobody here knows who you really are. You are faceless. You can be anybody.
You find a picture of a laughingly menacing mexican and post it as yourself. Maybe if they think this is you, they will give you respect. Now you are the big man. Threatening all that defy you.
Problem was, everybody else here is faceless too. They don't fear little internet threats. They laughed at you. They ridiculed you.
Just like real life.
The cricle is complete. And you are still just a pathetic little 13 year old crying in your bedroom.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE HINDU GET THE FUCK OUT!
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you would have the courage to call me gay in person. That would probably set the precedent for a new suicide manual.
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-08 12:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE GAY GET THE FUCK OUT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-08 11:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65529
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-08 11:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18869
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-08 11:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(D)ie (M)otafuka!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100146
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shutup, birdshit. I don't need any halfwits stinking up my return post.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here ya go http://www.ubersite.com/m/99112
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:24:30 EDT (#)
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surely you rodents have SOMETHING to add. remember, there is no "right" answer. just make sure to express your disgust with this state of leadership.
Submitted by Yahweh (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:06:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-08 10:06:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:18:14 EDT (#)
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This has got to be a violation of the Geneva convention?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It looks like Uber was trying to tell you that we don't like you.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-08 09:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh for fucks sake, not you agian.