The Critic's Camwhore (938 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.7 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2007-04-08 20:01:48 EDT
Which End Does He Write With?
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Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-21 08:36:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Five bad boys with the power to rock you
Blowing your mind so you gotta get into
Five, whatcha waiting four if you wanna
Three (three)
Two (two)
One let's do it
Do you wanna get freaky
when the five of us make one
You gotta push the good vibe on
If you really wanna feel it
Got da flava in my song
But I really need to know
Do you wanna get down
Do you wanna get funky
Do you wanna get down
Get on down
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
You gotta shoot, pass, slam baby time to set it off
I'll be up, up away, above the rim and hook a shot
Ally oop, baby, whoop, there it is and now I gotcha
Three seconds left, it's just enuff for me to rock ya
Now check it, how I flip it rock a beat 'cause
I get with it and everybody wants to be the man
with a hey, yippee yo yippee four quarter slam
everybody grab a party and just get on down
Do you wanna get down
Do you wanna get funky
Do you wanna get down
Get on down
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
You wanna know what hits you like a fork lift truck
We got J, AB, Rich, Sean and Scott rocking the extra
Curricular ladies love particular fella
Who knock da meter get the boom shake regular
Five bad boys, honey no, we don't quit til we hit
The rebound sound with a kick
So come on everybody, everybody in tune
As I boomshake n' rock a body
Gimme room
Clap your hands
Stamp your feet
Push it in, pull it out to the beat
[Chorus:]
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk, put it up
(If you got that feeling)
Slam dunk da funk
(put it up)
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 19:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Any reason for digging through for an old post just to say 'Doggiepoop'?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:42:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you lost me with this
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-12 22:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-12 21:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It disappeared from the front page because Bart reworked it so that posts with a less than a certain rating after a certain number of reviews are gone - the front page was overcluttered with crap for a while.
And I *THINK* it's -1 after 10 ratings? But I'm not sure...
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Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2007-04-12 20:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you were a bitch on my review for my story so i thought i would do the same. bitch.
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Wow. Crystle is almost the only one who puts comments ABOVE rather than below. Except for Homer42. Does that mean anything? You bet it does, Homer/Crystle. Homer was an asshole, so what do you think??
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one of a select few faggots on my auto -2 list.
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So after the select few, are the rest heterosexuals, or don't you discriminate between the two?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, dude. I appreciate your insight...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:11:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you're just passing the time Bubba.
Worry not.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-09 23:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
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Zebe, whether you were bullshitting or not. Thanks. You are about the only one here who realizes that I don't really hate your guts, but banter back and forth with you out of sheer boredom.
Have a nice day....
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-09 23:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
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This review was scary. Bye bye, assholes. It was fun....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-09 19:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lamest game of Pictionary ever.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great Post!!!1!!
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-04-09 16:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another waste of space.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-09 15:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Silly boy zebras don't have opposable digits and therefore can't write.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-09 15:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-09 03:13:53 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-09 10:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Idiot.
Submitted by DarkLord (user info) at 2007-04-09 09:14:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YAWN!!!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-09 06:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-08 22:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No two are alike, you know. Who's to say what a second one would be like.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-08 22:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree in principal, but this could, and should have been so much better.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-08 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one of a select few faggots on my auto -2 list.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-08 20:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Equus zebra is a harsh critic and will not hesitate to -2 the other animals of the savanna if it feels the need.