Pep Rally Bloodbath At Cannibal Camp part 4 (406 hits)
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Submitted by Barny (clarett and blue army) Meinhoff (View user info) at 2007-04-09 10:19:22 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98535 part 3
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98209 Part 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97958 Part 1
Chapter 7. Maniac Madonna's mixed up Mastectomy Madness!
The queen of pop splashed through the shallows doing a frantic Charleston to stay on balance, As the water got deeper she dived, going low and grazing her belly on the small pebbles under the water.
It was while filming Desperately seeking Susan that she had taken her life saving course to help when she saved Aiden Quin from the fountain (this scene was cut from the final feature.)
With the honour of holding a certificate in life saving comes the responsibility that one must always try to save any drowning westerners that one may see provided that one hasn't eaten in the last hour. Madonna was duty bound to save tiffany from that which ailed her.
She duck dived beneath the surface revealing a misleadingly young looking backside before she slipped under the water and out of sight.
Shakira waded into the water to the top of her thighs, chewing her knuckles she waited....and waited.
After three minuets she was about to run for help hen she saw Madonna's head break the surface of the lake, as more of her surfaced Skakira could see that she was pulling and several ropes that she had over her right shoulder, With relief she saw that the ropes were attached to Tiffany who was thrashing about in the water but still alive.
It was only when Madonna got to about spitting distance that the Brazilians' mind untangled the magic eye picture and she saw what was actually in front of her.
Madonna lurched towards her one hand outstretched and the other dragging tiffany by several yards of looped intestine spilling out of the ragged wound in her stomach. Tiffany was trying to get to her feet but was having trouble standing on one leg, the top of which had been almost completely stripped of flesh. Behind them, almost as an after thought came Bill Cosby, His eyes absent at first but the focused and hungry when hew say Shakira. Snarling he increased his speed and splashed towards her.
A pushy combination of darkness and nausea swept across Shakira and she slumped backwards into the water, It was the water that was both her saviour and her damnation, the cold wakening her from a half feint but the water slowing her as Madonna Louise Veronica Ritchie fell on her like a hungry fox.
Madges hands scrabbled for Shakira's hair, Shakira leant back out of reach and instead madonnas nails cut through the top of her left breast and kep on going.
Shakira took a step back and at first couldn't understand the tugging a her chest that was preventig her from getting away, It was only the loud tearing sound tht cause her to look down where she saw a mess of blood, tissue and ribs. Madonna had dropped Tifinys guts and was scrabeling at Shakira to get a better purchase on her fleshy prize. Shakir did what any good bunny in a snair would do she pulled back and ripped herself free.
The breast came away quickly but the skin tore in a red v shape all the way to her navel for some reason she was aware that it was the last bit of skin snapping the hurt the most. She plopped into the now pink lake and gasped some of it into her lungs as the cold water hit her ribbs. Bill was fighting madona for the now unrecognisable tit and Tiffany was grinning with what was left of her mouth as she edged towards Shakira.
Shakira stood up, turned and splashed to the shore.
Splish splash.
"Oh mother I'm in trouble so deep now."
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-09 17:41:18 EDT (#)
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huh
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dont understand it but its gets a +2 for teh stupidneszs
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-09 10:35:53 EDT (#)
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Yes... and yes.