SUPA: Namedropping in the Wind (2838 hits)
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Submitted by Shlongy screwed your mom (View user info) at 2007-04-09 20:42:15 EDT
The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
Doodles Maltese NotSteve lungfish
ih8u2man SiskelandFatboy AwesomeJohnsonDavros
BillsSBChamps Pentameter thorpe Slighty_Obnoxious
Istaros YELLOW-MAN lush forensicgirl3
TigerLilly BLITZKREIG_BOB GodLovesALittleLovin Wiggles
legallady Axolotl Crystle Teephphah
Professional_Peon drfeggphd pen_name Danger_Ranger
Saxon knucklesnelson mrwolf wardy
awesome_face DudeThatsBOSH darko Herpes
Merlina ess-arr Soley_Trinity phuzzygish
1Point21Gigawatts rad1101 inion_de_trua Circe
Phallic_Cymbals EatMeCompletely funk_boy Jeanneee
munkeypants AsshOly Badlands Sassmasterr
cexshun Genko shitfuck Vulva
polyamorousaj sg11588 c1ndy The_Drake
JonnyX Orgasmatron nitty34 bob
The_taste_of_Monkeys beeltea Yams EmissionImpossible
TheSpook Sacrilicious Method Bubba2341
joedaddy BobLobla scourge PokeyPecker
Fartman strwbryfanatic Poots Stin
tinactin williamson Brdn_Nkd ghola
MyNameIsTim HadToBeDone Flak Monkey redskieslookfake
hairycoo Timmaaaaah Tigre DonovanMD
icarus1987 MistressFist FartSmeller full_frontal
Rawrg CaptainThorns DeathJester MANICMOTHER
zakalwe Feijuada rob_berg MickGinny
Adamdidit2u badassmofo SkinnyKenny Jack_McCallum
Sphagnum CoachMagirk27 spedmonkey Unabonger
Xcuses BuckeyesTHEGAME MrSparkle847 Bigmike
triple_optics soul-Fly djhurricane QueenAshlee
shandythedog William_Q_Percy hidden101 Stagger_Lee
WhatTheHell apollo88 mystiamoon UrbaneMischief
Jimmy FilthyAssistant ICO Caulaincourt
Shlongy Loren1 freebie professorfuckface
d_prime Degreeless_Capibara Totally_useless kai070169
jgreening BoogieFevuh Zoidberg chipolatte
Zebra messmind moneyshotforyou sicosemen
Vomit CLAIRE1 Dead_0hi0_Sky the_lone_stranger
swamp_donkey Snark Hadooken G-prime
earth_collapse MaximusPadus electrictoothsyndrome Wildman
Electro Kaelic Danzxc Smack_Fuck
simple_catalyst tuesdaydelay frap BedOfHog
homer42 Chinaski I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish HelloMello
CanucksFan jimthefiend lordofthedance yourwitness
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right
It's the end of my poem as we know it, and I feel fine.
User Reviews
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-18 06:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:28:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100816#2383437
step it up, Kreuger, or I won't write your piece for you in Round 3
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HEY! Hes already GOT a ghostwriter...uh...I mean...go ahead...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100833
ROUND 2 is on, BITCHES.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-17 19:31:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-14 11:53:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I see Jgreening has already started drooling over either you...or the hunk of dead red meat laying next to you.
You have permission to unload a couple of rounds into jgreening if he gets near you.
Good luck lifting, cleaning and mounting THAT carcass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100816#2383437
step it up, Kreuger, or I won't write your piece for you in Round 3
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-17 03:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nailed on certainity for round 3, boy he's on some run!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-16 20:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great stuff for round two!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-16 19:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm working on my Round 2 submission as we speak:
Here's a brief sample of what I've come up with thus far: (See below)
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The End.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Keep blabbering, Barney. I have more friends than you could imagine.
So what if they're all under 12?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-15 20:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shut the fuck up, Bubba.
You're an embarrasment to anyone over 50.
Or 40.
Make that 20.
PS. Add: To your family and what few friends you have.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-15 16:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I was 20 years younger so I could go lick Tootoo's ass.
*************
Young is in the ass of the beholder. You couldn't kick/lickanyone's ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Prime,it's a list of all the people who say Shlongy is a dick.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Was I on the asterisk list?
I don't get this post, but I have to give some positive review to anything with a reference to me in it, even if it's from you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I was 20 years younger so I could go kick Tootoo's ass.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure as hell know I do!
How about those chicken shit predators?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have an idea, Bubba...actually, 2.
1) No one gives a fuck about what you have to say
B) Shut the fuck up
I bet you 98% of Uber agrees that these are TREMENDOUS ideas.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dipshits who haven't posted or reviewed for two to three years suddenly rise from the grave to hold forth on a Shlongy post. He had nothing to do with any of that. Right. We are all stupid enough to believe that. Shlong, if you think we belive that, you are dumber than a SMALL box of rocks. OK fine. You will be out soon anyway. Not soon enough for me. You fucked Ttom, you asshole.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Much like following your team on a cup run. I am now in the Shlongy camp for the Uber Poetry cup.
Commmmme on you shlongyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll email you this weekend...I'm off to watch some GOLF http://www.verizonheritage.com/index.asp
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-12 21:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 18:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've pretty much sucked enough ass to get through Round One...I'm out of ideas for round 2.
TTOM...you wanna write something for me?
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Why the hell not. I dont hold grudges. furry_cup.at.hotmail.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 19:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2007-04-12 12:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for total disregard of the rules
There were rules???
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 18:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this IS exactly like the American Idol debacle, from what I understand.
I PROMISE you that other than the first show every season, when the retards all sing and get abused, I've never watched even 45 seconds of the fucking show.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-12 16:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 SHLONGJAYA MALAKAR!!!!!
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-04-12 16:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One of these days I will make a list...some day...*sigh
I guess for now I'll have to be happy that shlongy actually gave me a couple of +2s a couple years ago
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2007-04-12 12:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for total disregard of the rules
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:47:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Orgasmo couldn't pull it off!
I didn't notice too many rhymes in YOUR post either, dipshit.
BUT THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN AND YOUR RATING!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Shlongy wonderland.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It didn't rhyme enough for me.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You forgot me.
Remember my parody of last year's Nitty/Shlongy Gayapalooza?
Neither does anyone else. http://www.ubersite.com/m/85889
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks Like I lose, shlongy.
You keep rockin' gems like this one, and you can beat O-man for me. You got my vote.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Buahauahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
Thanks.
I'm sure that LAST review is going to now "sweep me to victory"...
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Sweep yourself under the rug. The one marked "SUCKBOY SUCKS HERE."
Fucking faggot. You are Caul's gayer sister....
:(
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy should be a politician. All money and no morals. What a cunt.
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/paint_it_black
Dont we miss those poems
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even though I'm not on ANY lists, ever. And I already know that this will be met with 'Who the fuck are you?'
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Buahauahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa
Thanks.
I'm sure that LAST review is going to now "sweep me to victory"...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those Euros are working overtime trying to "fix" this contest. If only they'd expend that much effort on things like having good oral hygiene...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This looks like it actually took effort.
Not really...the drumming up of support for this post- THAT'S taking up all the effort.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I noticed that, too.
Damn foreigners...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM's calling in Europe and turning this into an international incident.
I still have ammo. You'll see.
PS. Take your stinky Scottish ass the fuck out of here, Mikey.
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The Eurotrash contingency on Ubersite is clearly turning this contest into a sham.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:56:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I suppose I owe you this.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This looks like it actually took effort.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck you, Nancy
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I admire your persistance
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wookie is one of like 4 people who "get it".
Good fucking grief.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good old fashion hand shaking, baby kissing, name dropping competition post.
Good stuff.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:24:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:20:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We can't include JonnyX because he has all of MY personal info at his fingertips.
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nope, I'm retired. That was Swamp Donkey.
Don't forget dipshit, you're getting the real JonnyX confused with 'UberJonnyX', who was really OathMeal trying to start shit.
I understand you're going through early-onset Alzheimer's, but do try to pay attention, sport.
that was caul not bret
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incorrect, Enormo-Dome - I talked with Bret about it, and he told me was he that did it. This was some time ago - when Shlongy broke a bone skiing.
I already told Shlongy this, he must have had a 'senior moment'. ""
bret's lyin trying to cliam other peoples shennys.
how fucking pathetic is THAT?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM's calling in Europe and turning this into an international incident.
I still have ammo. You'll see.
PS. Take your stinky Scottish ass the fuck out of here, Mikey.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I'd better start with my "door-to-door" campaign strategy.
Where's my clip-on tie...???
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh my God it's a tie
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, whoever did it is using your email account.
You might wanna look into that.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh fuck you!
Like I'd ever send you nudes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for the pics!
I like what you did with the shaving...looks smooth.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just got your email.
Check your email again. I hadn't sent it when I left that message. You're such an old, slow man though, so I thought it'd take you a few minutes to get to your email. :p
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:14:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What, am I finally getting those naked pics?
Ok...Ok...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:13:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't read it carefully enough, shitforbrains.
There's at LEAST 5 lines that aren't just "a list of names".
Get the fuck out of my post...and don't come back. Your invite has been lifted. Get bent.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy...check your email
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sure am...shameless is accurate.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
:(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shameless
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It doesnt have torhyme or make any sense or even have structure to be poetry but what it does have to be is be more than just a list of fucking names dumbass
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Didn't this dickhead below already vote?
It's FREE VERSE, asslick.
All poetry doesn't have to follow set rules. I never said this was a fucking haiku, shitheel.
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still dont see how this is poetry
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing.
I did not post today, but if I had.. I know you would have felt the same way.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I stand corrected.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
EVERYBODY did.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the part about me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's MAJOR surprise +2 right there, sports fans.
And that might just be enough to lead Shlongy to victory.
Stay tuned.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For boning down my mom.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:25:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
GetNekked- don't despair; Everything will return to normalcy once I win Orgasmo's little contest.
BUahahahahahahaahHAHAHAH WHEW
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, it's hard to keep track of all the Shlongy hate.
That's why Uber has Axotol or whatever his name is.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd never abandon you, i just don't like it!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:24:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:20:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We can't include JonnyX because he has all of MY personal info at his fingertips.
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nope, I'm retired. That was Swamp Donkey.
Don't forget dipshit, you're getting the real JonnyX confused with 'UberJonnyX', who was really OathMeal trying to start shit.
I understand you're going through early-onset Alzheimer's, but do try to pay attention, sport.
that was caul not bret
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incorrect, Enormo-Dome - I talked with Bret about it, and he told me was he that did it. This was some time ago - when Shlongy broke a bone skiing.
I already told Shlongy this, he must have had a 'senior moment'.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's only temporary - you shouldn't abandon Shlongy in his time of need.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck your "brand new shlongy" racket, you sell out
i dont like it
not one bit! :P
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:12:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...ahem...
douche
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, TTOM!
YOU CAN DO IT!
WIN! WIN! WIN!!!!
But when you're finished, make sure you throw out all those tear and snot filled Kleenex...it's a health hazard to leave them laying around.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-05 15:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
TTOM- I have plus 2-ed your last 47 consecutive posts.
Now I'm playing against you in a contest that means everything in the world to...Orgasmo.
Why would I +2 you at this time?
Orgasmoron himself told me that the -2 was the best part of this (stupid) contest.
And really, no matter what I post, my fans are going to -2 me to death anyway.
So you and your Teenage Mutant Ninja underwear should just relax.
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Right back at you.
Dont forget to tell the nurse if your colostomy bag is full.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry about it. I'll be around with a +2 for you later.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still haven't made a list.
I should probably be more active
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 09:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never read the rules...until AFTER it was pointed out to me.
If I would have known that, I would have NEVER included Leonard Bernstein.
Rules are for sissies.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 09:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You were asked not to name-drop, but you are a rebel.
You aren't the only dick on Uber, chump.
Ttom conceded anyway, so stfu.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 08:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking dick.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 08:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 20:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing personal, but Shlongy would rather receive a -2 with an amusing comment, than a +2 "No comment".
I don't think that's asking too much from Uber.
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Only following instructions, spanky.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-10 23:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
emo zombie +2
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck Agent_FUBAR
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:20:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We can't include JonnyX because he has all of MY personal info at his fingertips.
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nope, I'm retired. That was Swamp Donkey.
Don't forget dipshit, you're getting the real JonnyX confused with 'UberJonnyX', who was really OathMeal trying to start shit.
I understand you're going through early-onset Alzheimer's, but do try to pay attention, sport.
that was caul not bret
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, seeing that you don't care, I could still use a +2 from you on my SUPA entry.
Friends?
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Sure, why not.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:33:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HELLS YA!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:06:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I need some fresh blood.
I did a massive spam email blast about an hour ago...that should pay off by midnight or so.
tee fucking hee
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if it helps....but it prolly won't
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Done deal
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's "reviewed" me...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't include you because you hadn't revieed me 8 times!
I just lost ANOTHER tenth of a point.
DAMMIT.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know that.
I figured out the UberJonnyX scam pretty quickly because no matter how big of a dickhead you are, you'd never stoop to the email bullshit...like BRET did.
We were just doing some Uber schtick, for the entertainment of....ummmmm....us.
Submitted by UberSavedMyLife (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:01:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it was +2 until i noticed the lack of my name being dropped :(
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:20:31 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We can't include JonnyX because he has all of MY personal info at his fingertips.
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nope, I'm retired. That was Swamp Donkey.
Don't forget dipshit, you're getting the real JonnyX confused with 'UberJonnyX', who was really OathMeal trying to start shit.
I understand you're going through early-onset Alzheimer's, but do try to pay attention, sport.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAHahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha
I never knew that you gentlemen enjoyed my posts.
And that's after all the things I've said about you.
I take some of them back!
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ace!
Submitted by Psmith (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
spiffy!
Submitted by kwame_johnson (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fantastic!
Submitted by Arthur_Dent (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
marvellous!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good luck to all contestants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apparently, your ratings don't count and are worthless...like your SUPA post.
C'est la vie...thanks for the +2 anyway. I'm not taking any chances.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YEE-HAW
AUTO +2 ME
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm your only Uber friend, your Uber future is in jeopardy, bub.
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*distances self*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If I'm your only Uber friend, your Uber future is in jeopardy, bub.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought you were my friend, shlongy : ( *tear*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...I knew the answer to that one before I finished with the punctuation.
OK...Plan number 2.
Can you sign up a couple of quick alters?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Me? Friends?
Me?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:04:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No shit...you got any friends around here?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a close fucking race.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's actually in the Uber history- it's a complete list of everyone on Uber who hates Shlongy.
That includes Leonard Bernstein.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=(your name)
Submitted by T.Allenae (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you never said anything mean to me about my baby and i really liked that you included everyone in this so i will give you a positive rating. Where did you get all those user names you used from i'm just curious.
Submitted by UberIsabella (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These reviews make me laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks for you support.
This asshole below hasn't posted since 2003 and found the need to log on and -2 me.
BUAHAUAHAUAHAUAhaahahah that's pretty good.
Submitted by Agent_FUBAR (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
total shit
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:20:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
We can't include JonnyX because he has all of MY personal info at his fingertips.
I don't think you should be mentioning NAMES IN MY POST.
Now, I'll be on his "list"...again. THANKS ALOT.
Remind me never to email you again...you can't keep it quiet.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, why the fuck would you tell all the people my little suggestion from our e-mail conversation. I don't think it would be that hard to track these people down. All we would really need to do is offer JonnyX some teen porn and he's stalk-o-matic everyone for us.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And "no", sicosemen, I don't think assassinating all of the contestants in SUPA is THAT great of an idea. Well, it's a good idea, I just don't know how practical it would be.
I mean, how would you track them all down?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 14:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right back at ya, toots.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-10 14:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dream of you frequently.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your continued presence in the comp might actually be more entertaining than TTOM's, if only because you hate it so much.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy, shoot me an email: sicosemen.at.gmail.com I figured out how you can win this thing.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 13:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:09:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's where you're wrong, Thorns.
I'm not.
But it's flattering that you THINK I am.
Fooled you.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't take it too personally, Shlongy. I just know that you're capable of much better than this.
At least, when nitty was around to help you out.
OH SNAP
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What can I say? Everyone loves a namedrop.
Except for you, apparently.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Although, you know what Herb, I *will* give you a +2 for not resurrecting Penoz this year. :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not yet...Captain Thorns is being a fag and ruining the upset "W".
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Fuck off, Thorns. Shouldn't you be out "jamming" with your Jug Band, or something?
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Easy there, skipper. I'm just rating the content, not the poster.
Unlike the rest of the Jews that gave this piece of shit a +2.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it. I'm out. I guess I'll head to the corporate bathroom to rub one out to my "Girls of Rutgers Women's Basketball" calendar.....again.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, badlands...as long as you're bored you should go +2 my SUPA.
Help me defeat Orgasmo.
Sorry, shlong. Im whoring on your post.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know it's a sad time when the top two "most heated" posts are pictures of two gay guys playing with their couch cushions and blankets, and pairings for a poetry competition.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Easy now...I'm black.
What I think has happened is that Orgasmoron has sent out a blanket email to the Uber Circle Jerkers requesting that Shlongy's entry in the SUPA contest be ignored.
That HAS to be it.
I think I'll go over to Harbour Town and wander around for a while.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what's the deal? I'm bored. I've got some downtime at work, so I log onto this shithole site for some quality entertainment. I figure a Shlongy post would be generating a boatload of controversy. But nothing...
What's going on with this site?
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niggers and jews are ruining the o-zone!
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, what's the deal? I'm bored. I've got some downtime at work, so I log onto this shithole site for some quality entertainment. I figure a Shlongy post would be generating a boatload of controversy. But nothing...
What's going on with this site?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, Lee Harvey...YOU are a MADMANNNNN...
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's true. Not to mention that chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've really aligned yourself with some real winners there, bud.
You're going places.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:23:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm voting Shlongy for SUPA Champion...that gay Indian kid for American Idol...and Cliff Clavin for Dancing with Stars.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must not have rated Shlongy the minimum 8 times to be listed in the Ubersite stats.
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I could have sworn that I had. Never mind; maybe I read all you stuff when I lurked.
I'm off for a much needed pint.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must not have rated Shlongy the minimum 8 times to be listed in the Ubersite stats.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-10 11:10:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No matter how hard I look I don't see my name; that's a good thing, it shows that I am under your radar.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have another.....then +2 me so I can defeat the O-man.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100431
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not yet...Captain Thorns is being a fag and ruining the upset "W".
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Fuck off, Thorns. Shouldn't you be out "jamming" with your Jug Band, or something?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not yet...Captain Thorns is being a fag and ruining the upset "W".
There's still time, though.
I'd call all of my friends and tell them to vote - if I had any.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did this win yet?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So a -1.5 is my final rating.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:21:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen much better, but then I've also seen worse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah...I dropped the last 5 -2ers off the post...because I didn't want them to get all this publicity.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:02:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
just to piss people off
and fuck you, shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 10:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that one might be an alter.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 09:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 09:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright...I'll level with you.
This is a complete list of all Uberers who have reviewed Shlongy at least 8 times - in order of their average rating.
The people at the top are the +2 averages...the bottom, the -2's.
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Apparently, Leonard Bernstein's a big Shlongy fan. Who knew?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 09:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alright...I'll level with you.
This is a complete list of all Uberers who have reviewed Shlongy at least 8 times - in order of their average rating.
The people at the top are the +2 averages...the bottom, the -2's.
In descending order.
And yes, when I typed it out, it actually fit better with that Billy Joel song...but since I think he sucks, I let it become verses the REM classic.
There it is! The truth emerges.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Call my crazy, but I could actually see this "poem" working as a song.
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Kinda like that old Billy Joel song that goes "Studebaker, Richard Nixon, Marilyn Monroe"?
Or like one of those untelligible death metal songs where it sounds like "BBWWAAAAAArRARAAAAAAA"?
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Call my crazy, but I could actually see this "poem" working as a song.
Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
asdf fuck fdsa jkl; fuck ;lkj
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
with gas prices so high these days, i cant afford NOT to +2 this
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu jeff laben
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I was entertained typing it out.
It took me only 4 hours.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't -2 a name drop Shlongy, my name isn't in there. If my name was there it would still be a -2 because this offered no entertainment or thought whatsoever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not +2 a "shout out"?
Apparently, it's easy.
Just look at numbnuts below.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 08:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How can I not +2 a "shout out"?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is a very good point.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sico- it means absolutely nothing to me.
What it WILL do is piss off Orgasmoron for an eternity if he has to type the words "Shlongy advances to the second round".
See, I'm doing Uber a favor.
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WIN!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must have forgotten how much this means to you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're killing me, sico.
Surely you want to see Shlongy advance to Round 2.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 07:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lose.
Submitted by frankthebear (user info) at 2007-04-10 06:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...needs more bears
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 06:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-10 06:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ladies and gents, we have the next poet laureate.......
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-10 05:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have something very mean to say but I am not going to say it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-10 05:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Change that this is my new favourite post EVER.
Shlongy you just pull out all the stops hey.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-10 04:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i got sandwiched between zebra and moneyshot4u...if i we're only gay!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-10 04:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha ha
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-10 03:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel so dirty
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-10 02:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually enjoy everybody in my stanza.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-04-10 01:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-10 01:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i i have some time alone!!
waheeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're an old queer
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-10 00:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i admire breaking the rules.
it puts in mind of my days as an anarchy-minded, mohawk wearing, asshole kid.
your flagrant disregard EARNED you this +2, shlong
ps, i am obviously the best user in my stanza (term used loosely)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my stanza has some choice names, with the exception of mr. keyboard fist punch
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It doesn't take much to tap into my ego.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WhatTheHell apollo88 mystiamoon UrbaneMischief
illustrious company there.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck I forgot to +2.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha, you didn't even bother keeping them in rhythm.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WOOOOOOOO Costanza 4. The Drake underneath Vulva...Seinfeld conspiracy I tells ya.
Shlongy for GOD!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-09 22:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah whatever.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am glad to see I made it...in stanza FIVE!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and i am sure i would have got *...even being a fat broad...
because i have skills!!!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow...i have been dormant and I still get a
mention...woo hoo
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
surprised you put me in there as the now defunct "PokeyPecker."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha.
The other night I dreamt of forensicgirl3 also.
And Danger_Ranger. Ew.
Submitted by Casus_Belli (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Great poetry *slow clap*
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-09 21:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dam it Shlongy, I am even in the competition and no name drop, I really do feel like a nobody now.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
...it did indeed.
AND its better 'n my poem!
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pulling out all the stops, in my pursuit of an upset victory.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to put an * next to all the Uber broads I want to bang, but decided against it because I didn't want to hurt any fellings...until after this SUPA thing is finished, anyway.
You were on the asterix list.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you old name dropper you
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-09 20:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This rocks.