The Easter Bunny take this issue up I read the news today its Easter you know I think a really fat woman at work ate about 3 pounds of candy? (374 hits)
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Submitted by GMCrayon (View user info) at 2007-04-09 21:56:48 EDT
I don't care for it. I don't care for it one tiny bit. There is a very good reason for this, it's different. I don't like things to be different. If they think that I'm actually going to throw "white and colored paper; computer paper; envelopes; file folders; magazines & newspapers; phonebooks & cardboard" into this thing....well I will but I won't like it.
I received your audit findings and can't help but notice that you kids still seem to be under the impression that employee number 107269 was not paid correctly for the month of November. I've explained this at length to your lackeys apparently to no avail so I'm going to go through this one more time before I resort to calling the state board and letting them know that your entire firm is staffed by jack booted morons.
I've been trying to think through this logically. Making sense of things via set theory is the last bastion of ivory towerdom I retain from the comforting brick pillars of pure, unadulterated academic escapism.
The point, and believe it or not there is one, is that in January I started working in another building. Everyone over here eats lunch together which is nice, but people apparently know each other well enough to feel free to discuss things that normally are not discussed at work. By that I mean religion, sometimes politics but the political discussions are more general. The religious stuff is rather specific and at times makes me really uncomfortable.
Friday, here in the holy city in which I live was a teacher work day so there were a few kids around the place. At around 2:00 in the afternoon I took a cookie tin of these things into an unused office where a group of early teenage kids were hanging out, probably downloading viruses, and listening to music. The candy was a big hit and I went back to my desk. I think that fat thing got upset with me for giving away the candy because she all but chased me back to my desk and demanded that I hand over the rest of the bag of candy so she could fill up everyone else's candy dishes. Hey, whatever you know. This guy who bought this stuff for us works in the other building so it wasn't really his and those of us he bought it for were kind of over the candy and happy that I had found the kids to pawn it off on.
I don't care for it. I don't care for it one tiny bit. There is a very good reason for this, it's different. I don't like things to be different. If they think that I'm actually going to throw "white and colored paper; computer paper; envelopes; file folders; magazines & newspapers; phonebooks & cardboard" into this thing....well I will but I won't like it.
I received your audit findings and can't help but notice that you kids still seem to be under the impression that employee number 107269 was not paid correctly for the month of November. I've explained this at length to your lackeys apparently to no avail so I'm going to go through this one more time before I resort to calling the state board and letting them know that your entire firm is staffed by jack booted morons.
I've been trying to think through this logically. Making sense of things via set theory is the last bastion of ivory towerdom I retain from the comforting brick pillars of pure, unadulterated academic escapism.
The point, and believe it or not there is one, is that in January I started working in another building. Everyone over here eats lunch together which is nice, but people apparently know each other well enough to feel free to discuss things that normally are not discussed at work. By that I mean religion, sometimes politics but the political discussions are more general. The religious stuff is rather specific and at times makes me really uncomfortable.
Friday, here in the holy city in which I live was a teacher work day so there were a few kids around the place. At around 2:00 in the afternoon I took a cookie tin of these things into an unused office where a group of early teenage kids were hanging out, probably downloading viruses, and listening to music. The candy was a big hit and I went back to my desk. I think that fat thing got upset with me for giving away the candy because she all but chased me back to my desk and demanded that I hand over the rest of the bag of candy so she could fill up everyone else's candy dishes. Hey, whatever you know. This guy who bought this stuff for us works in the other building so it wasn't really his and those of us he bought it for were kind of over the candy and happy that I had found the kids to pawn it off on.
I don't care for it. I don't care for it one tiny bit. There is a very good reason for this, it's different. I don't like things to be different. If they think that I'm actually going to throw "white and colored paper; computer paper; envelopes; file folders; magazines & newspapers; phonebooks & cardboard" into this thing....well I will but I won't like it.
I received your audit findings and can't help but notice that you kids still seem to be under the impression that employee number 107269 was not paid correctly for the month of November. I've explained this at length to your lackeys apparently to no avail so I'm going to go through this one more time before I resort to calling the state board and letting them know that your entire firm is staffed by jack booted morons.
I've been trying to think through this logically. Making sense of things via set theory is the last bastion of ivory towerdom I retain from the comforting brick pillars of pure, unadulterated academic escapism.
The point, and believe it or not there is one, is that in January I started working in another building. Everyone over here eats lunch together which is nice, but people apparently know each other well enough to feel free to discuss things that normally are not discussed at work. By that I mean religion, sometimes politics but the political discussions are more general. The religious stuff is rather specific and at times makes me really uncomfortable.
Friday, here in the holy city in which I live was a teacher work day so there were a few kids around the place. At around 2:00 in the afternoon I took a cookie tin of these things into an unused office where a group of early teenage kids were hanging out, probably downloading viruses, and listening to music. The candy was a big hit and I went back to my desk. I think that fat thing got upset with me for giving away the candy because she all but chased me back to my desk and demanded that I hand over the rest of the bag of candy so she could fill up everyone else's candy dishes. Hey, whatever you know. This guy who bought this stuff for us works in the other building so it wasn't really his and those of us he bought it for were kind of over the candy and happy that I had found the kids to pawn it off on.
I don't care for it. I don't care for it one tiny bit. There is a very good reason for this, it's different. I don't like things to be different. If they think that I'm actually going to throw "white and colored paper; computer paper; envelopes; file folders; magazines & newspapers; phonebooks & cardboard" into this thing....well I will but I won't like it.
I received your audit findings and can't help but notice that you kids still seem to be under the impression that employee number 107269 was not paid correctly for the month of November. I've explained this at length to your lackeys apparently to no avail so I'm going to go through this one more time before I resort to calling the state board and letting them know that your entire firm is staffed by jack booted morons.
I've been trying to think through this logically. Making sense of things via set theory is the last bastion of ivory towerdom I retain from the comforting brick pillars of pure, unadulterated academic escapism.
The point, and believe it or not there is one, is that in January I started working in another building. Everyone over here eats lunch together which is nice, but people apparently know each other well enough to feel free to discuss things that normally are not discussed at work. By that I mean religion, sometimes politics but the political discussions are more general. The religious stuff is rather specific and at times makes me really uncomfortable.
Friday, here in the holy city in which I live was a teacher work day so there were a few kids around the place. At around 2:00 in the afternoon I took a cookie tin of these things into an unused office where a group of early teenage kids were hanging out, probably downloading viruses, and listening to music. The candy was a big hit and I went back to my desk. I think that fat thing got upset with me for giving away the candy because she all but chased me back to my desk and demanded that I hand over the rest of the bag of candy so she could fill up everyone else's candy dishes. Hey, whatever you know. This guy who bought this stuff for us works in the other building so it wasn't really his and those of us he bought it for were kind of over the candy and happy that I had found the kids to pawn it off on.
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um, +2 effort? lots of words on this page.
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hehe, I love this guy.
In a completely hetero way, of course.
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You know you do too.
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