you know who you are. (5422 hits)
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Submitted by experima (View user info) at 2007-04-10 03:27:28 EDT
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Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-06-25 15:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-20 01:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loan_officer (user info) at 2008-04-12 02:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me too
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-04-10 11:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I MADE A LIST!!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this will never die
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 17:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOP.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hiya, CT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR M-SEX
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
progr3ss--I emailed you in Feb. I think.
shlongy? TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE!!!!!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please let this die.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ACHTUNG!!!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-02-05 05:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
With the three and everything.
Don't ask me why I did it. I can't remember.
Submitted by Green_Ranger (user info) at 2008-02-04 03:44:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-02-04 02:41:38 EST (#)
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with the 3 and everything?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-02-04 02:41:16 EST (#)
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regress?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-02-01 08:13:25 EST (#)
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I know not of your emails name...
regr3ss*at*gmail*com
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:38:16 EST (#)
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ps: but that doesn't mean i want you to seduce my parrot.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-01-26 00:36:59 EST (#)
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progr3ss!
darling fascist bullyboy.......
<3
i've missed you! how have you been? how's the new developments in your life?
(email is cool)
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-01-25 03:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As long as they don't try to seduce my parrot....
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-04 07:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tarzana of the jungle
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-04 01:25:07 EST (#)
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I kinda remember rosemadder. I thought it was a very cool name. and your Uniter style ratings on this cracked me up. where are you? i'm in burbank. near Fat Tony. :(
shlongy, I love how you always come back to this horrible blank post. watch the -2s though buddy. our relationship had skyrocketed to zeroes last i checked.
rob=awesome.
scourge=awesome too.
*checks email*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 19:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
and the pissy is just for fun! 'cause it's not really like anybody knows me anyway, so I'm just fuckin' around. I'm really quite a joy in real life, harhar
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perfect.
ta.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:39:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course i know who i am.
i'm scourge.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
according to my calculations, I live rather close to you, experima. no stalker here, there was a map posted a long time ago
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:30:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
and the pissy is just for fun! 'cause it's not really like anybody knows me anyway, so I'm just fuckin' around. I'm really quite a joy in real life, harhar
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:29:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was rosemadder. See, I told you nobody cares. I made both the accounts at the same time. I don't know why Bart banned me other than I was acting like a bitch. What's wrong with that?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good God, give it a fucking rest already.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 18:03:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:34:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why did this snotrag of a post get dragged back up
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Why are you so cranky?
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hi, rob!
who cares about cranky? it's a review. :)
hey, Emily, who were you before?
this post is a high-quality mistake, also known as a EBP.
or a snotrag. whatever you prefer.
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I'm genuinely curious. This individual seems to be quite pissy - I'd like to know why.
I don't really 'care' - per se, I just find it's anger interesting (...and usually quite warranted.)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 14:34:08 PST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why did this snotrag of a post get dragged back up
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Why are you so cranky?
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hi, rob!
who cares about cranky? it's a review. :)
hey, Emily, who were you before?
this post is a high-quality mistake, also known as a EBP.
or a snotrag. whatever you prefer.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:34:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why did this snotrag of a post get dragged back up
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Why are you so cranky?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:25:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
why did this snotrag of a post get dragged back up
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-03 17:08:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO
Hi M!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-12-03 16:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
most reviewed blank post ever (i think)
page 3 of most reviewed posts ever
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
heat it up chris
i'm about to
heat it up chris
cos that's what i was born to do
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-11-09 19:32:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 16:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's okay, I'll take charcoal rubbings instead.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
darn...camera's broken!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-11-08 15:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DONE! Email me photographs of your tits immediately: sicosemen.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-10 05:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOORAY! UBERVERSARY!!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-10-06 15:21:19 EDT (#)
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i am logged in as experima. yes I am.
ps: happy uberversary to me, yesterday.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-10-06 08:48:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are logged in as Progr3ss
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Yes I am.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 21:14:59 EDT (#)
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I only give a shit about the OUTSIDE at this point in the relationship.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:29:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see it so much... but it is not surprising she is compared to one of the greatest beauties of all time - 'Experima' is an incredibly beautiful person - on the inside and out.
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awwwwww thanks, rob. right back atcha, kid.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This 'alter' character is on a tear.
It must have access to a 'best of' list judging from the selection.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see it so much... but it is not surprising she is compared to one of the greatest beauties of all time - 'Experima' is an incredibly beautiful person - on the inside and out.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:23:51 EDT (#)
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rob knows what i look like. i'm sure he can advise you as to whether i look like audrey or not.
most viewed blank post woo!
stronger stuck in my head, non-woo.
:)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the fact this has 4200 hits.
I'd be willing to bet this is the most seen and reviewed blank post in Uber history.
Nice one!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I'll stick with the "packed on 50 lb's" as your excuse, for now.
I really want to see if you look like Audrey Hepburn in your next camwhore.
I used to bang her.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I KNOW KANYE BLOWS
I just can't stop listening to that song.
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My fault!
WOOO.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:13:29 EDT (#)
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no...i just don't want to kick bart off the #1 spot yet
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 20:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why not?
Have you packed on 50lbs. since that last one was taken?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:26:04 EDT (#)
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i don't think another picture will be forthcoming any time soon on this site.
i guess i'll live without a 2 from U. :(
I KNOW KANYE BLOWS
I just can't stop listening to that song.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
That's the problem.
Kanye fucking blows.
Put on some Social D or something.
I'll + 2 your next camwhore post.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:16:14 EDT (#)
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i meant shlongy not stronger. i'm listening to fucking kanye right now.
ha!
THANKS ROB!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
is your +2 finger broken stronger? I think you of all people should appreciate the number of hits this blank post has racked up...
uh-huh-huh-huh...I said rack.....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-09-26 18:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't start this shit again, toots....
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 14:12:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO!
hi m.
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hi, rob!
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Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-09-26 13:56:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Secret Squirrel desires your attention.............
My Key Bee..................
Hi Ex!
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how very, very clever to debut on "you know who you are." i know who you are! (singsong voice :)
ps: dude, wtf is a secret squirrel? ha!
<3
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-26 17:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOO!
hi m.
Submitted by MikeyB (user info) at 2007-09-26 16:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Secret Squirrel desires your attention.............
My Key Bee..................
Hi Ex!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and no, I don't mean you're a complete bastard.
you're in the filename, and so is this post.
CLEVER TROUSERS!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-24 14:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111200
hey progr3ss! congratulations again and this one's for you!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-24 04:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
300
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-24 04:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing exciting, IT specialist. Pretty boring, but pays well. I fall asleep a lot though.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here comes shlongy!
hi, shlongy!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...but do YOU?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MTV's owned by Viacom...holy shit, that is the man.
I am in the neopets division so it's pretty sweet.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, scourge. lobbyist, eh? that's pretty hot.
I thought you retired, batman...er, flack.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I know who I am! I'm Batman!
Who the fuck are you?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU WORK FOR MTV?
YOU ARE 'THE MAN' EVEN MORE THAN I AM, AND I'M A FUCKING LOBBYIST FOR GOD'S SAKE.
*crosses himself*
*forks that evil eye deal*
*runs*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry Progr3ss, just saw this. YAY! you got a promotion? congratulations!!!! what do you do?
yeah, I work for MTV Networks.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-17 02:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-17 06:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
MTV does this shit all the time. Giant pizzas yesterday, In-N-Out on Monday, ice cream, cake, Mexican buffets.....
It's nice to work for MTV.
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You work for MTV??
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I will respond in two days...
I got a promotion at work!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:45:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vyvyan: What we need is a large consignment of very hard drugs.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ooooooooooooooooh, saccy is involved.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Old Man: Things certainly were different before these new fangled changes...
Rick: Well of course they were, you senile old git. Otherwise they wouldn't be called changes.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GOD I'M BORED.
MIGHT AS WELL BE LISTENING TO GENESIS.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've not always been mad, y'know, but um... I was actually driven mad by the indifference of architecture and council planners. Y'see, I live in a tower block, and um, the thing about those is that there's terrible noise problems, because there's no noise insulation at all y'know, and 8 floors below you there's always some bastard who's got a Yamaha home organ, y'know. You're just about to go to sleep and you hear this doot-doot! chh-chh doot-doot! chh-chh chkdt BAH WA DAH BAH NAOW! doot-doot! chh-chh doot-doot! chh-chh! and like, the people who live upstairs from me, I can't understand what they're doing! Y'know I listen, and all I can hear is this weird noise and it goes voom voom, BLAT-NN BLAT-NN, voom voom, BLAT-NN BLAT-NN, and it sounds, right, it sounds like two elephants on a motorbike riding round and round, while a seal bangs a kipper on the table! I went upstairs to complain, and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet! Standing behind him is this seal going.....
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-09 05:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dino: I'm tying my dog to the railroad track
Dicky: Uh-huh
Dino: Choo-Choo trains gonna break his back
We used to call him Spot...
Dicky: Yeah but now he's called Splat
Together: That's the kind of person we are...
Dino: Oh baby won't you come home with me... *SLAP!*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-30 17:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil: I won't say anything because no one ever listens to me anyway. I might as well be a Leonard Cohen record.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-07-30 04:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-27 12:33:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't feel bad...if you had a vagina, this rating would be through the ROOF
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No perfect 0 for you!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-07-30 04:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-30 04:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Reggie Balowski: ...still I got a few minutes so I might as well indulge in a bit of cockney patch wry, you know what I mean? Cor, blimey, knock it on the head, do what, as if, haha, terrific, here, didn't you kill my brother?...
Nah must have been me then sorry,hehe anyways.Have you seen them new inflatable bridges, cor, they're amazing aren't they? Bloody hell. Skateboards, thing of the past. Absolutley, too e bob, knock it on the head, I don't know who I am! Laugh, laugh I nearly went to Ethiopia, second class of course, know what I mean?
Mike: Not really no
Reggie Balowski: Haha, your a right little five speed gear box aren't ya?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-28 13:20:12 EDT (#)
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congratulations!
so happy for you.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-28 01:26:48 EDT (#)
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I know it's my turn but I have been very busy, sorry.
I bought a house.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-26 16:37:11 EDT (#)
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Vyvyan's Mum: Well aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?
Vyvyan: Oh yeah. Uh, this is a friend of mine called Mike... uh... this is a friend of mine called Neil...
Neil: Hello.
Vyvyan: And that's a complete bastard I know called Rik.
Rik: He's just joshing, Mrs. Vyvyan, we're actually terrific friends.
Vyvyan's Mum: Ooh-ah. He is a bastard, isn't he?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-26 16:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ric: Honestly, I don't know why I bother sometimes.
Vyvyan: I don't know why you bother ever.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-26 04:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rick: Vyvyan, you never told us your mother was a bartender.
Vyvyan: She was a shoplifter when I knew her.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-07-23 19:24:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, but it's taken me my entire life to figure it out.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 20:11:54 EDT (#)
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RIK: "Get out of jail free: You may keep this card, sell it, or stick it up Rik's bottom." Vyvyan, you've ruined the game!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-20 19:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ARE WE READY CLOCKS!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:59:12 EDT (#)
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Oh, wow! Uncool! My grandfather made that guitar entirely out of matchsticks on his deathbed, Rik!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:35:58 EDT (#)
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either way.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so in case you haven't noticed I'm reading through your posts cause it's slow here and I can't seem to write anything anymore. I'm amazed at your seemingly instant popularity and can conclude only that it stems from the fact that you do appear to be attractive, have a vagina, and are (somtimes sickeningly) very nice to the imaginary people you talk to in the computer. this is a -2 because this post is crap.
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Or because she's fucking an Uberer. Could go either way.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junky.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:22:27 EDT (#)
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Are you the tsar? Yes I am actually. BANG, BANG, HAHA
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:20:59 EDT (#)
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Hey ex.
What've you done - turned it into a roller disco?!
Uncanny!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:09:34 EDT (#)
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Okay I say is good--is good joke, yes? Is earthy English humour, yes? Like seaside postcard from Leicester, yes?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-20 11:03:39 EDT (#)
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ha!!! hi, orph!
VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:46:20 EDT (#)
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I'm a bit more interested in my bottom at the moment!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-20 10:21:16 EDT (#)
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Vyvyan: This is a guy I know called Mike, this is a guy I know called Neil, and this is a complete bastard I know called Rik.
Rik: Oh he's just joshing, we're actually terwifick friends.
Mrs Vyvyan: OOah, he is a bastard isn't he?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this post is gold
GOLD!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-07-19 15:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so in case you haven't noticed I'm reading through your posts cause it's slow here and I can't seem to write anything anymore. I'm amazed at your seemingly instant popularity and can conclude only that it stems from the fact that you do appear to be attractive, have a vagina, and are (somtimes sickeningly) very nice to the imaginary people you talk to in the computer. this is a -2 because this post is crap.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-19 01:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Darling Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?"
"No, I don't think so."
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-19 00:06:33 EDT (#)
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Neil: No not that speaker! Jimi Hendrix once pissed on that!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-17 15:21:40 EDT (#)
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I'll probably come back as a lentil.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-14 02:03:40 EDT (#)
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Hello, hello boys, it's Jerzey Balowski your landlord, come for the party with the tremelom records. Hello boys, anybody home? Oh nobody home... Oh CocaCola, symbol of free west, oh! Oh I like CocaCola, hmmm... ARRGHGRHGRRRRHHH!! WHOA tastes good!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 22:04:19 EDT (#)
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hi, h8!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
254
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-08 20:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
253
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-07-08 19:39:30 EDT (#)
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252
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:04:09 EDT (#)
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251...
hi, mess!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:02:45 EDT (#)
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rEVIEW 250 : wE STILL HAVE NO SENSE OF A cLUE...
bYE m!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 17:00:12 EDT (#)
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hi, S!
Submitted by Sydney (user info) at 2007-07-08 16:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi xprma!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-07-08 12:39:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-08 12:23:42 EDT (#)
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RIK: I am not a virgin! I'm not a virgin! All right, all right. All right. If I'm a virgin, how come I know what a girl's bottom looks like?
VYVYAN: From looking in the mirror.
RIK: Damn!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-06 18:40:35 EDT (#)
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Neil: ...anyways this glob of green mould on a saucer is Rik's...
Rik: Yeah, and I've spat on that Vyvyan, so I wouldn't suggest you eat it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-06 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-06 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't call them "chiggers". They prefer to be called "cheegros".
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I don't know why - but that made me laugh right out loud.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-06 14:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: ...which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down. Anyway, Mary decided...
Vyvyan: Wait a minute, wait a minute...who's this Mary?
Rik: What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? I've been talking about her for the last ten minutes!
Vyvyan: Have you?
Rik: Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a word I've said?
Vyvyan: No.
Rik: Well, pay attention. Mary, right, who's that tall girl doing geoggers...
Vyvyan: OH! You mean the one with the enormous tits!
Rik: Vyvyan, would you stop being so sexist? they're called breasts, and everybody has them.
Vyvyan: Well, I don't.
Rik: Yes, and nor did Adolf Hitler! *snort*
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-07-06 09:52:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't call them "chiggers". They prefer to be called "cheegros".
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-06 09:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man: Next Tuesday, right, I'm going to blow up a panda in Croydon.
Rick: Yeah, right on, bloody zoos, who needs them?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-05 08:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vyvyvan: Neil are you gonna make supper or am I gonna have to kick your teeth in?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-04 13:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
VYVYAN: Oh dear. This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence. Oh, la-di-da! Look what I found in my laundry bag. All of Felicity Kendall's underwear, that needs a good wash!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-07-04 07:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike: OK I've got in now. So what's this fish doing in my bed?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-07-01 13:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RIK: That's all very well! But finally, after years of stagnation, the TV people have woken up to the need for locally-based minority programs! Made by amateurs! And perhaps of interest only to two or three people! It's important, right? It's NOW! And I want to watch!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-30 00:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lord: Who is this man?
Guard: It's me master!
Lord: NO IN THE PIT!
Guard: Very good master! (jumps into the pit)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-29 23:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, scourge.
dropping by? to you: hey.
TO ROB: check your email.
TO Ih8U2Man: check your email.
TO PROGR3SS: your turn. ya bastard.
TO JOEYG, EI, LM, DROGO: Ubercon West August. woo! my pills and Joey's estate agent/cat willing.
TO ALMT: NIGGER NIGGER WHITE THING
TO JOEY G: NIGGER NIGGER WHITE THING
TO PUCK, PUKING DOG: you guys rock
TO DIRECTOR: You know who you are
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
11?
Negro, pleeeeease.
I'd say I've been on at LEAST a solid 15. Maybe 17.
the other is a work in progress. i work on different pieces as inspiration strikes me. appropriate, eh? noonie has laid claim to two of them. i'll email you about it tomorrow, if you'd like.
tomorrow because drinking time has started for me now.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, scourge.
thanks!
hi, rob!
palz. :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:25:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, up yours rob!
i've always been good to you.
---
I say that with the deepest and stickiest of love, of course.
... but you have to admit you have cranked the random petulance up to 11 of late. It's all good fun.
Hey - when are you going to start you whole aMUSEing thing?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, up yours rob!
i've always been good to you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-28 18:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOO!
Scourgey comes through. See? He's not ALWAYS punchy and miserable.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:56:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have a 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-28 17:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooooooooooooooooooh I want an 0!
--
okay
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
marrow............meringue..........boomerang..........
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-28 11:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, come on, EI. you know you secretly hang out at all those young ones locations in bristol
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so much young ones...too much!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-28 04:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil: Oh yeah, that's a good idea isn't it? Yeah let's all bring Neil down. That'll relieve the boredom.
Vyvyan: Will it? OK er, shut up Neil you ugly poo-faced git
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, silly. once you rate, that's it. rating again won't count towards the score anymore.
I know you're worth twice what I paid for you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My ratings are worth TWICE what everyone elses ratings count.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:50:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your ratings don't count anymore shlongy. sorry.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let it go
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oooooooooooooooooooh I want an 0!
hi, rob!
hi, h8!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is SO close to breakin' the 0 mark...
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-06-27 13:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I know who I am.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-25 11:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh wow! really great! woodstock!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-25 05:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-24 17:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: Typical, no room for me on the sofa. I'll have to sit on the rickety chair. Well, I'll just sit down here if that's alright with you lot, then.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-06-23 19:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-23 19:24:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vyvyan: Shirley, is that your name? SHIRLEY!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-23 15:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nozin aroun nozin aroun
nozin aroun nozin aroun
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-22 04:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT IS IT NOW RALPH?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
now I have to do another young ones quote.
can't.......let........progr3ss..........win.
Hi, C!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-06-22 00:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
M...Method?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-21 10:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't go to prison! I'm too pretty! I'll get raped!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-21 04:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the door...
I'd have five pounds sixty three
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-06-20 17:40:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yessum.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-19 19:10:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
useless cunt below
Submitted by LisaD (user info) at 2007-06-19 22:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
useless cunt
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-17 03:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not really foreign, you know. I just do it to appear more sophisticated! I mean, nobody'd buy Evian water if it was called Blackburn water, would they? Nobody'd wear Kicker boots if they were made in Scunthorpe! Abba? Abba, Swedish? I knew then when they were a Lancashire clog-dancing trio! Arthur, Betty, Boris and Angela! Solzhenitsyn, Solzhenitsyn--a former pipe-fitter welder from Harrogate!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-17 03:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We never clean the toilet Neil! That's what being a student is all about.
No way, Harpic. No way, Dot. All that Blue Loo scene is for squares.
One thing's for sure, Neil. When Cliff Richard wrote Wired for Sound, no way was he sitting on a clean lavatory. He was living on the limit, just like me. Where the only place to put bleach is in your hair.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-06-16 20:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TREE FIDDY?!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-16 20:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FOUR POUNDS FIFTY?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-16 19:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A cake. Can a cake dance? Can a cake get you drunk? Will a cake let you put your hand up it's jumper?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-16 15:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
run out please!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-16 14:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am sex! Women want me and they're prepared to pay!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-15 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, you know what they say... dirty pants, clean botty
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-15 11:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What do you think you're doing, Pig?
Do you really give a fig, Pig?
And what's your favourite type of gig, Pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black and White Minstrel Show?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-15 03:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you really think anyone's ever the slightest bit interested in anything you ever say or do Neil?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-14 11:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Daddy sends hugs!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-14 06:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil 1: Hello?
Neil 2: Hello
Neil 1: Wow. Anybody watching must've thought this was a negative reality inversion.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-14 06:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eventualy we will have the entire script of the young ones written out!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-13 12:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil: Guys, there's some dinner on the floor if you want it. If you don't, like, that would also be cool, because I only spent all day cooking it, right, and like, I was the one who got it together to put the lentils on to soak last night, but maybe we should just get a cat, right, and give it to the cat, 'cause it's obvious none of you can be bothered...guys? Maybe it'd be cool if I just died, right?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-13 03:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man on TV: Let's assume for one moment that this table is a crowded shopping street on a Saturday afternoon. And this meringue, filled with whipped cream, is a young mother weighed down with groceries. And this juicy, over-ripe tomato is a tiny little girl, who doesn't know what a dangerous place her exciting new world is. And let's assume that this clingfilm parcel, of mashed banana and jam, is a deaf senior citizen, who is in a wheelchair, and is blind. And this cricket bat, with a freeze-block nailed to it, is your car. Now what happens when your car mounts the pavement?
Think once. Think twice. Think DON'T DRIVE YOUR CAR ON THE PAVEMENT.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-12 23:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God, I'm bored. I might as well be listening to Genesis.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-12 04:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil, are these lentils South African?
I'm not going to pay good money to eat black men.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-11 01:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Cliff!
sometimes it must be difficult
not to feel as if
you really are a cliff
when fascists keep trying to push you over it
are they lemmings
or are you Cliff?
Or ARE you Cliff!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-06-10 15:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 23:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi!
Now you know me a little bit.Thx for rating!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-09 21:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Feel better, you bastard!!!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 16:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RIK: Vyvyan! Have you been using my roll on deodorant? There's a revolting hair on it, and it's not one of mine!
VYVYAN: How do you know?
RIK: Because I know what mine looks like, Vyvyan! I can see them now!
VYVYAN: Not the ones on your bum, you can't.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 16:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice one, Maddog. I was gonna do that one! Glad you're playing.
hi, ALMT!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-06-08 15:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beep beep beep, oh no heavy, the coins keep coming out, beep beep beep, even the telephone hates me, beep beep beep, I wish there were no machines, and everyone led a pastoral existence, trees and flowers don't deliberately cool you out and go beep in your ear.
- Neil's Message
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-08 14:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I still like this.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-08 11:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woman: Do you dig graves?
Neil: Yeah, yeah, they're all right, yeah.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-08 04:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: Hey guys, wouldn't it be, amazing, if all this money was real?
Vyvyan: Rik that is the single most predictable and boring thing anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-08 02:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...downright fruity.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-07 10:47:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: Neil, is it really necessary to have the light on when you're
in the bath?
Neil: Well, yeah.
Rik: Why, what are you planning to do--photosynthesize?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Scaredycat, Scaredycat sitting on the doormat. All the little doggie wogs will...
have a
little
bit of it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will never have to search for young ones quotes again!!.......Hang on, I never have done and never will do.
I would call this a geeky post, hang on, Rob Bergs here, its certainly gay!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-06 23:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Darling fascist bullyboy,
Give me some more money, you bastard.
May the seed of your loins be fruitful in the belly of your woman,
Neil.
---------------
ps: hi, rob! :)
hi, shlongy! :(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 18:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am pretty happy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is as gay as rob_berg.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-06 17:26:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hi M!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-05 05:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mike: Don't panic. Don't panic! Worse things happen at sea. ... Well, like, you could be on a nice cruise in the South China Sea, having a lovely time. There's terrible weather, a big storm, and the ship sinks. You fall overboard, you're drowning. This big shark swims up to you and says, By the way, Neil's parents are coming to tea in 30 seconds. That's when you panic.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-06-04 13:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-04 12:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
RIK: Neil! Why don't you listen to me, Neil? Why don't you listen to ME? Do you find me boring or something? Look. Look. That's a saucer. THAT'S boring. Look. Pretty different, really, isn't it? It's not really the same thing at all, is it Neil? NEIL! I will not be associated with saucers!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-06-04 05:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so this porno, you and shlongy are making....whens it out?
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-04 04:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vyvyan: No! No! No! We're not watching the bloody "Good Life"! Bloody, bloody, bloody! I hate it! It's so bloody nice! Felicity Treacle Kendall and Richard Sugar-Flavored-Snot Briars! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric, and I HATE THEM!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-06-03 13:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-03 12:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rick: Why don't you like me?
Vyvyan: Because you're a complete bastard.
Rick: Vyvyan, I'm being serious!
Vyvyan: So am I. You're a complete bastard and we all hate you.
Rick: I find that rather difficult to believe.
Vyvyan: Do you want to bet on it? I'll put down a fiver.
Neil: Yeah, me too.
Mike: You can count me in as well.
Rick: Yes, eh, I...I don't bet.
Vyvyan: Coward!
Neil: Yeah, yellow chicken!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-02 22:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil: It was getting really hot. Then I thought oh no, I should have put out that sociology file that was burning on Rick's bed.
Vyvyan: Yeah, I did that. Trying to make Rick think I was hiding in his bedroom.
Neil: What? You set fire to Rick's bedroom? I think that's a really selfish thing to do Vyvyan. I was hiding in there - you could have given me away
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-02 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 18:36:21 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*hand goes up*
=============
haha Progr3ss! you know the hands go down.
And I've actually gotten birthday wishes for the Neil quote below. :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If British Rail want fifty pounds they can blimmin' well go out and become a prostitute. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of it.
Right, commuters?
:)
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This doesn't concern you worm
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-06-01 22:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever hear of "Instant Messenger"?
I suggest you look into it.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:55:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's just typical! Five minutes before the most important party of my life and the house is destroyed by a giant sandwich.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pollution
all around
sometimes up
sometimes down
But always around
Pollution
are you coming to my town?
or am I coming to yours?
We're on different buses, pollution
but we're both using
petrol
BOMBS
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crop rotation in the fourteenth century was considerably more widespread after "John"?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I baked a cake because it's my birthday and I'm having a party because you're all my friends or you just pretend to be my friends...well you don't even pretend to be my friends, in fact you all hate me, but it's my birthday and I'm having a party and I've baked a cake
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*hand goes up*
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you didn't answer my question. check your email.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I find you rather likable.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HANDS UP WHO LIKES ME
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: Do you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?
Suggs: You hum it, I'll smash your face in.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M IRRELEVANT.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 21:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hi, rob!
I'm about to post a sad thing. Should I?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-06-01 20:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just as I read "You have mail" - my little Outlook chime rang indicating that >I< have mail.
It was amusing - I thought I would share.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 20:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We sow the seed. Nature grows the seed. We eat the seed.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 20:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your a spade.
I always call him that.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes I do, thank you. so do you now :)
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-06-01 11:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have mail :)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-06-01 10:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Neil: Can you, like, actually kill yourself with laxative pills?
Vyvyan: I don't know, Neil. But I'm going to stay and find out.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-06-01 04:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: Anyway there's no point in reading comics. They're stupid. They treat the kids as if they were... well as if they were, you know, kids.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
REVOLUTIONARY BISCUITS OF ITALY
RISE UP OUT OF YOUR TINS
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR WAFERS
YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 22:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rik: You spiteful bastard, Neil! Just because you've done loads and loads of work for this, just because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons of work for this, like a girl, and I'm so hard and street and cool that I've done absolutely bugger all, and you've done loads, look at it, loads and loads, loads and loads...
Neil: Stop it, Rick! It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-31 20:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cop 1: Cause you see I look at life like this *tilts head*
Cop 2: Why's that? Problems?
Cop 1: Yeah. Had a heavy bust up this morning with my lady.
Cop 2: WPC...
Cop 1: Dunno, I never could remember her name, um, it's got a four in it, got a four, cause I remember it's got a round one...
Cop 2: Has it got a tail?
Cop 1: Yes
Cop 2: That's a Q
Cop 1: Yeah?
Cop 2: Yeah. Pretty sure.
Cop 1: Been going out for nking years...
Cop 2: How long?
Cop 1: ...nking years. I reckon that if I had've played my cards right I could have a... *shakes leg*
Cop 2: Kneed her in the groin.
Cop 1: Nah the other one.
Cop 2: Slept with her.
Cop 1: Yeah
Cop 2: Yeah
Cop 1: I reckon I could've slept with her, if it wasn't for something I said. But we had a row and, ah, I said something about the Pope.
Cop 2: Bit stupid. You know she's catholic.
Cop 1: Yeah I know she's catholic but I didn't know the Pope was.
Cop 2: It's a laugh that innit?
Cop 1: What?
Cop 2: That noise you make in the back of your throat when you hear a joke
Cop 1: Yeah that's a laugh.
Cop 2: Yeah...
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:24:17 EDT (#)
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yes, it could go on for days. fun though, innit?
PS: PRICK IS A WONKER
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-31 11:23:32 EDT (#)
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Guard: Hang on, what's that?
Vyvyan: It's my mascot.
Guard: A pig?
Vyvyan: No.
Guard: It is.
Vyvyan: It's not. It's a ferret. A deformed ferret, I'll grant you that. So severely deformed in fact that it looks a little bit like a pig.
Guard: Looks exactly like a pig.
Vyvyan: Yes, well, it certainly has been remarked upon. In fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret.
Guard: Bacon Sandwich? Funny name for a ferret, isn't it?
Vyvyan: Ha! And that's where I had you fooled. Because it's not a ferret, it's a pig.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-31 02:22:43 EDT (#)
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you know this could continue for days...
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-31 02:21:47 EDT (#)
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Bitter beer thanks.
Bit-a beer, right, small cup?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 22:52:54 EDT (#)
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oh, look. you've brought me a present. what is it?
it's a telescope! with a mouse inside!
oh....it's gone all big....
I need to go to the lavatory
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-30 19:59:21 EDT (#)
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Rik: Alrite, alrite, I called a taxi
Billy: Okey dokey skip, where'd you want to go?
Rik: I don't want to go anywhere
Billy: Well what the bloody hell did you call a taxi for then? I had to come all the way from Brazil for this!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:59:26 EDT (#)
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Rik: Neil, the bathroom's free. Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:54:20 EDT (#)
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Mike: There's someone at the door Rik
Rik: There's someone at the door Vyvyan
Vyvyan: There's someone at the door Mike
Neil: There's someone at the door.. Neil
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:42:49 EDT (#)
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Why don't you cook your own tea, Vyvyan?
Because I do not cook the tea, Neil, you do. That's what we agreed when we first came. You do the cooking, I look after the plants and goldfish.
Yeah, and what did you make me cook on that first day?
Uh, sausages. It was a Tuesday.
Yeah, sausages AND?
Sausages and plants and goldfish.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-30 18:17:50 EDT (#)
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...Then you've got to say in ten words what cornflakes means to you.
So I put...
Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes...
Pathetic, you'll never win Vivian.
Why not?
That's only nine words.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-30 11:55:55 EDT (#)
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have we got a video?
YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-30 01:14:07 EDT (#)
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Lucky the guys told me my bedroom was on fire,
I might have gone to sleep and burned to death.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:40:35 EDT (#)
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These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-29 16:36:40 EDT (#)
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they're all quite similar, really