Would You Bang My Mom? (2161 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.16 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dances.With.Faggots. (View user info) at 2007-04-10 15:19:18 EDT
You better say yes, or I will pan-fry your gall-bladder with a Madeira reduction and baby new potatoes...
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, if you can get Susie Derkins to hook up with me, I will +2 you for life - Susie is WAY HOT!
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Thats not so much a threat as a Christmas Present I would say.
I would Derka Derka Susie til september came and went.
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*blushes furiously*
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Yes baby, you would, you would. *wink wink*
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dude, if you can get Susie Derkins to hook up with me, I will +2 you for life - Susie is WAY HOT!
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Thats not so much a threat as a Christmas Present I would say.
I would Derka Derka Susie til september came and went.
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*blushes furiously*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:53:51 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so want that shirt!!!!!!!!
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what you do with it - use it as a sleeping bag?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so want that shirt!!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:45:46 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking whore, do you want to suck his dick? I will MAKE sure you suck his dick as a goodwill gesture even though I have a hard time seeing the goodwill in a trashy, crab laden whore, getting you off.
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Dude, if you can get Susie Derkins to hook up with me, I will +2 you for life - Susie is WAY HOT!
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Thats not so much a threat as a Christmas Present I would say.
I would Derka Derka Susie til september came and went.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:45:46 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking whore, do you want to suck his dick? I will MAKE sure you suck his dick as a goodwill gesture even though I have a hard time seeing the goodwill in a trashy, crab laden whore, getting you off.
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Dude, if you can get Susie Derkins to hook up with me, I will +2 you for life - Susie is WAY HOT!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's probably GeorgeMichael again.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I know who he is, but I'm not telling. I like him...and I'm enjoying this.
Shit...I'm supposed to be working.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES!!!!
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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:06:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do you faggots want to see something cool.. stick around ubersite the next few days (as if you won't be here for the next ten years) because I have a surprise in the works..
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Heez gonna brake ubersite wif his leet hackor skilz! Some1 warn bart!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i enjoy the drama surrounding this Dances.With.Wolves character.
soon we will accept him as part of our tribe, and give him one of our women. but which one?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
furthermore, I will KILL ALL YALL MOTHERFUCKERS. DO you value your life? Stay clear of me and see your life expectancy change ever so dramatically.
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Didnt I call you out already. Im sure I gave you a time and a place and yet, oddly, you have failed to materialise.
I say again: Glasgow, Scotland. The University of Glasgow main library. I shall be there, on level 5, from 10 am ish to 6pm ish with a break probably between 12 and 1 where I can be found in the Queen Margret Union building, 1st floor cafeteria.
Im the guy with the glasses, slightly receding hairline, 5 foot 8ish in height, I have a mole on the left side of my neck and Ill probably have a few days of stubble.
I will be wearing something along the lines of baggy combat trousers and a tshirt with some sort of geeky reference on it.
I will probably be eating a cesar salad wrap and drinking orange juice.
I usually sit just to the left of the door, just round the corner.
Do you need ANY more details? If so let me know.
You fucking fag.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, relax. Your over-the-top chest thumping reminded me of wrestling rants from the 1980s. Lighten up and have a laugh. And maybe a valium.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:47:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
furthermore, I will KILL ALL YALL MOTHERFUCKERS. DO you value your life? Stay clear of me and see your life expectancy change ever so dramatically.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking whore, do you want to suck his dick? I will MAKE sure you suck his dick as a goodwill gesture even though I have a hard time seeing the goodwill in a trashy, crab laden whore, getting you off.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you think you are scary, you fucking wannabe stalker. You haven't seen anything yet. yak yak yakkity yak I WILL FUCK YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM FOR APPETIZERS. YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET CUT THE FUCK UP
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You're gonna be sorry you messed with me JonnyX WOO! I'll mess you up good WOO! I won't go into it much, but I'll tell ya this: WOO! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTHIN ON ME! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *rooster walk*
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you think you are scary, you fucking wannabe stalker. You haven't seen anything yet. I will rape
your sister and mom, your auntie and niece, fucking pussy I will throw a molotov cocktail through your
mama's mama's house. I keep trash bags with me. You never know when you gotta dump a fuckhead out.
I'm criminal, sick enough to chop you to pieces, put you in a paper bag and leave you in the fucking
freezer. I'll bake your heart on 450 degree heat and eat it in two bites. MOTHERFUCKER I WILL EAT YOUR
INTESTINES AND HOT SPA IN YOUR BLOOD. I feel NO REMORSE. I WILL FUCK YOUR FAMILY AND KILL THEM FOR
APPETIZERS. YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU GET CUT THE FUCK UP
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm really bummed that Dances.With Faggots hasn't shown up to comment...
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-04-11 07:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm going to get morse code eyebrows too. They're fucking COOL!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-11 04:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I've never seen anyone with eyebrows like that before.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-11 01:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet this girl was a Tri Sigma.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-10 22:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ilu ur eyebrows, asl??
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-10 21:09:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Find... good game!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:45:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:24:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM BANGS YOU
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 12:58:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fat people are so fucking fat.
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+2 for these comments alone.
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I already have.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ew.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Only on the assumption that shotguns go 'bang'.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like it's been banged enough already!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:48:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:39:49 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
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Sfaggy - you're the biggest fucking loser on Ubersite - I wouldn't want to take that from you...it's all you have around here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a fucking loser
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, yes... look at the fat ladies weird eyebrows.
FUCK THE THINGS HANGING FROM HER BOTTOM LIP AND HER BIG FAT SWEATY FANNY.
Look at them weird eyebrows man!
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM BANGS YOU
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I died laughing from this. Twice.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In what alien world do eyebrows grow that way?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
heh
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The human race is a failure.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Incredibly lame.
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would snap like a twig
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ahahahaha...an anchor necklace..how appropriate
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:34:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
How much would have I had to drink?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Can't you see the family resemblance?
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The only thing my mind is willing to do with this horse is shoot it.
45 ACP Sig Saur
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fat people are so fucking fat.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yet another satisfied customer from white-trash sale day @ K-mart
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
im searching for a new look, i think i'll start with those eyebrows
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a fag hag and I never danced with that douchebag.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You owe me a new keyboard Jonny. For the post AND the comment.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MEIN EYES
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MOM BANGS YOU
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 agenz.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, Erin.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Username Pun: Awesome
Picture: Grossly funny
Bandwagon: Rocking
+2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Poster name.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:20:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
without considering the alternative... yes
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.
Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.
Homerpalooza
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-10 15:20:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
considering the alternative.. yes