SUPA: I'll Do What I Want (401 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.75 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2007-04-10 15:56:15 EDT
Why did I do this?
This post like an orgasm
is completely fake
This is still awesomeness.
I am better than all of you.
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Submitted by Miss_Collins (user info) at 2007-04-12 20:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why do you do this? really, stop...spare us all. I go into college because i can write sentences that contain more than 5 words...i guess ubersite isnt maintaining there standards...toodles
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The narrator is obviously confident, but he lacks a certain ability to commit to natural truths (as evidenced by his questioning of "an orgasm"). I would have preferred seeing him - as I'm going to assume it's a he based on his braggodocio and self-involvement - cite the second line as the following: "this post, like a female O." This is for two reasons. The first is that it would stress the notion of Man as Careless and Carefree in the Bedroom, or Man as Inconsiderate Lover. The second is that it would misquote a line from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." And that's a pretty sweet movie.
Beyond that, I can read a lot of gender confusion and communist repression in these lines. This troubles me, as the poem attempts to do enough without getting all gummed up with psychobabble and economics.
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Yeah, that was an awesome movie, but I still prefer Mallrats or Clerks any day.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The narrator is obviously confident, but he lacks a certain ability to commit to natural truths (as evidenced by his questioning of "an orgasm"). I would have preferred seeing him - as I'm going to assume it's a he based on his braggodocio and self-involvement - cite the second line as the following: "this post, like a female O." This is for two reasons. The first is that it would stress the notion of Man as Careless and Carefree in the Bedroom, or Man as Inconsiderate Lover. The second is that it would misquote a line from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." And that's a pretty sweet movie.
Beyond that, I can read a lot of gender confusion and communist repression in these lines. This troubles me, as the poem attempts to do enough without getting all gummed up with psychobabble and economics.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-11 03:10:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
better than me, that's for sure
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-10 23:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wanted to comment
In haiku style; but I'm just
not that creative.
...goddammit...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, seeing that you don't care, I could still use a +2 from you on my SUPA entry.
Friends?
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Hey, it worked for Captain Caveman here.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-10 20:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STEAK
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Haikus are fun
Sometimes they don't make sense
Pineapple
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-10 19:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're not better than me, I'm your favorite whorebag! :D
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, seeing that you don't care, I could still use a +2 from you on my SUPA entry.
Friends?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I gave you a +2 on the blank one, dumbass.
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And I hit enter while I still had the text in the title bar, retard. I don't care about you, your ratings, or anything you may have to say. Shit happens.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-10 18:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm plus 2-ing all of the SUPA's before I leave for the day.
Good luck to all contestants.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-10 17:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I gave you a +2 on the blank one, dumbass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
suck a fart
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, if that's the case I will go back and give Shlongy the old -2.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am giving you a +2 because I did the same for Shlongy's joke entry, and I feel confident neither of you will advance.
But this, like his, was a stupid entry.
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That may indeed not be the case...
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am giving you a +2 because I did the same for Shlongy's joke entry, and I feel confident neither of you will advance.
But this, like his, was a stupid entry.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-10 16:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea how to write poetry, and entered this as a joke.