The Crito Dialogues: As Told in MSPaint (15870 hits)
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Rating: 1.83 on 80 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TTOMates (View user info) at 2007-04-11 10:22:06 EDT
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:35:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 12:30:28 BST (#)
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at least I have a trick to use, non posting fucking coward
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Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! He's an alter! But don't tell anybody, because they don't know!
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-22 08:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-22 07:30:28 EDT (#)
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at least I have a trick to use, non posting fucking coward
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-20 18:59:31 EDT (#)
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One trick pony?
Did not hold up to the dialogue, even in parody form.
And the whole, add-'us'-to-the-end-of-verbs thing is kind of played out. I get, haha Latin, hilarious.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-04 13:54:48 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:35:36 EDT (#)
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To the victor, the glory!
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-04-26 06:04:53 EDT (#)
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baaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
Submitted by SlowBrains (user info) at 2007-04-23 17:47:57 EDT (#)
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B@W BS ....ur a fuktard
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:07:14 EDT (#)
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congrats for B@W
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:46:47 EDT (#)
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Wow you're just B@W machine these days.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:09:58 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:01:02 EDT (#)
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bloody hell, this was good!
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-17 09:41:06 EDT (#)
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congrats
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-17 09:26:29 EDT (#)
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Woo! Second B@W!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-17 02:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Missmouse (user info) at 2007-04-12 14:33:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-12 14:17:06 EDT (#)
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and again
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:49:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:09:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:01:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2!
(Didn't read it, yet)
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I dont need your pity you cheating rat
WHOAH ! This is getting pretty serious....
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff, i wish you would post more often
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great stuff.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:38:45 EDT (#)
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Megatron has no direct analogy in greek myth. He was hardcore
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:37:47 EDT (#)
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So that would make Megatron...the Hydra? The Nemian lion?
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This analogy is going nowhere
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:36:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:34:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:32:13 EDT (#)
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The A team are my fave philisophical founding fathers
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SHAME ON YOU LOOKIE! You just hurt Optimus Primes feelings!
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Optimus is more like Hercules than a greek philosopher.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:34:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:32:13 EDT (#)
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The A team are my fave philisophical founding fathers
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SHAME ON YOU LOOKIE! You just hurt Optimus Primes feelings!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:22:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this picture, thought you would like it if you haven't seen it before
http://www.nymethod.com/images/facehugger.jpg
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I had not seen that Meth, that is fucking cool
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Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:23:33 EDT (#)
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A spoof of the A-team and all my fave philosophical founding fathers in the same post! Has to get a 2...
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So, is xeneophon your favourite or is it Plato?
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The A team are my fave philisophical founding fathers
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:22:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:53:52 EDT (#)
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I found this picture, thought you would like it if you haven't seen it before
http://www.nymethod.com/images/facehugger.jpg
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I had not seen that Meth, that is fucking cool
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Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A spoof of the A-team and all my fave philosophical founding fathers in the same post! Has to get a 2...
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So, is xeneophon your favourite or is it Plato?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:19:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So, when are we going to track down Desolate Dancer, pimp slap him into submission before double-teaming Susie Derkins?
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it's gonna be hard to find that guy, do you know how many dank basements there are in America to hide in??? A LOT :(
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Oh well, at least we can spit roast Susie
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:24:48 PDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have another, old chum
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Dont old chum me you Shlongy supporting son of a bitch.
Just kidding.
So, when are we going to track down Desolate Dancer, pimp slap him into submission before double-teaming Susie Derkins?
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it's gonna be hard to find that guy, do you know how many dank basements there are in America to hide in??? A LOT :(
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:59:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Plato as Peck face/hand combo cracked me up.
"Modern Greece."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:53:52 EDT (#)
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I found this picture, thought you would like it if you haven't seen it before
http://www.nymethod.com/images/facehugger.jpg
Submitted by Black-Affronted (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A spoof of the A-team and all my fave philosophical founding fathers in the same post! Has to get a 2...
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:44:27 EDT (#)
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Thats just Uber for you Im afraid. If you dont think TLs post is great then give it less than a 2, dont be afraid to crush a streak
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meh, i liked her post until i saw this one.
Submitted by Void_Where_Prohibited (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:56:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:44:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:40:58 EDT (#)
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you know what annoys me? that a sub-par post of Tigerlily's gets perfect reviews and this genius one is not a perfect 2.
you need a vagina methinks.
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Thats just Uber for you Im afraid. If you dont think TLs post is great then give it less than a 2, dont be afraid to crush a streak
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:40:58 EDT (#)
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you know what annoys me? that a sub-par post of Tigerlily's gets perfect reviews and this genius one is not a perfect 2.
you need a vagina methinks.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:24:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:16:48 EDT (#)
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have another, old chum
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Dont old chum me you Shlongy supporting son of a bitch.
Just kidding.
So, when are we going to track down Desolate Dancer, pimp slap him into submission before double-teaming Susie Derkins?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
have another, old chum
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:14:56 EDT (#)
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fantastic
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:50:49 EDT (#)
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This. Is. Spartaaaaaaaaa!
I mean, Athens.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:07:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:38:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:35:35 EDT (#)
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I'm gonna have to show this to my professor
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:31:21 EDT (#)
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Not up to your usual standards.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you kick ass.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:42:15 EDT (#)
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SOWE-CRATES
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:31:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 so crates
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't begin to describe the awesomeness
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:22:50 EDT (#)
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anybody else wish to share their dreams incurred from this post?
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you've been in jail too long. That's where the laughing started.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was good... and Airwolf kicked ass
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I see some misspellings. Stupid cut and paste.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:08:46 EDT (#)
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Oops. Credit to Eric Idle.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EMMANUAL KANT WAS A REAL PISSANT
WHO WAS VERY RARELY STABLE
HIEDEGER, HIEDEGER WAS A BOOZY BEGGAR
WHO COULD THINK YOU UNDER A TABLE
DAVID HUME COULD OUT CONSUME
SCHOPEHALER AND HEGEL
AND WITTENSTEIN WAS A BEERY SWINE
WHO WAS JUST AS SLOSHED AS SCHLEGEL
THERE'S NOTHING NIETSCHZE COULDN'T TEACH YA
'BOUT THE RAISIN' OF THE WRIST
SOCRATES HIMSELF WAS PERMANENTLY PISSED
JOHN STUART MILL OF HIS OWN FREE WILL
ON A HALF A DRAM OF SHANTU WAS PARTICULARLY ILL
PLATO THEY SAY, COULD SOCK IT AWAY
HALF A CRATE OF WHISKEY EVERYDAY
ARISTOTLE, ARISTOTLE WAS A BUGGER FOR THE BOTTLE
HOBBES WAS FOND OF HIS DRAM
AND RENE DECARTES WAS A DRUNKEN FART
I DRINK THEREFORE I AM
SOCRATES HIMSELF IS PARTICULARLY MISSED
A LOVELY LITTLE THINKER,
BUT A BUGGER WHEN HE'S PISSED
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just reminded me of exactly how much I've forgotten from my history and philosophy classes in high school and college.
Had school been more like THIS, maybe I would have done better in those subjects.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I found this hilarious. Absolutely, out-loud hilarious.
It probably helps that I was reading the Crito last week, but even so. Quite good.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dam.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:28:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:18:20 EDT (#)
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Dun dun dun dun.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:10:12 EDT (#)
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I will NEVER pronounce Socrates correctly because of Bill and Ted.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:09:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:08:28 EDT (#)
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Classic TTOM
+2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2!
(Didn't read it, yet)
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I dont need your pity you cheating rat
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Don't you see. He's waiting for friends like an unwashed Hindu bellboy waiting for a tip outside the penthouse of some well-to-do London hotel.
This is the Brand New New Shlongy.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 11:01:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2!
(Didn't read it, yet)
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I dont need your pity you cheating rat
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:52:54 EDT (#)
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This is better than otters.
Well done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AUTO +2!
(Didn't read it, yet)
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:45:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:44:50 EDT (#)
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This is actually worth a +3.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:38:02 EDT (#)
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Aristotle Jibber Jabber
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always entertaining.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:26:53 EDT (#)
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You ever scratch your ass and think that it smells like a microwaveable burrito? It happens to me sometimes.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:26:02 EDT (#)
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Clever fucker. This is gold.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-11 10:26:00 EDT (#)
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I love the Godzilla suit.