Can It Be I've Stayed Away Too Long ? You don't Gotta Worry No More People.. (567 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.66 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MEGACITO (View user info) at 2007-04-11 12:15:30 EDT
Can it be I've stayed away too long ?
I'm here and I'm here to stay , I've got about 58 stories , jokes , pics ect to hit you off with , by the time you read this I'll probably have about 101 , so I'm gonna be here for a minute.............. did ya miss me ?
Sorry ya'll I didn't mean to upset you I've been away but that doesn't mean that I left you. I've just been low getting it right, so the next time around my whole shit'll be right. I'm so sick when I write , with this dope shit that I write there is nobody this nice.
I'm the one hoes dig and they like , Grown kid with a pipe that'll dig it in right. Plus ya'll know the drill...ya'll know the deal it's matrix time , ya'll know the pill. I'm the baddest on since Mike Jackson's song , New York City's Juliani to the marathon. But I show off despite the Mohawk, just ice and gold on and priceless stones on.
Ya'll probably don't like what goes on , but I'm nice , & I've got a right to go on...
So this time around is the big time around , back to the future switch time around. So who's stopping I ? I know lots will try but with my will to survive I monopolize. I'm so great for the millionth time maybe now you'll get it like a million times. Go ahead, hit me or stress me , piss me or test me. I gets busy like Dizzy Gillespie , or needle syringes full of lethal injections.
" Can it be I've stayed away too long ... did ya miss me ... I know you did.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy.
Now reciprocate, Shaky.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
2 for 2.. going for the cycle today are we?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet jesus.
Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
give me a sec i've got plenty more where that came from ...
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:23:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CAN YOU THMELLLLLL....WHAT THE GHEY ROCK ITH COOKING, DUCKIES!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
disappear
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MEGASITSTHEFUCKDOWNANDSHUTUPO
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*you said
and -2 because of your hairline, i checked out the camwhore again
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, where to start
-2 for overuse of the word "y'all"
-2 because you tried to rap and failed miserably
-2 because yo said gardening tools are attracted to you, and as the hip urban kids say nowadays, "that's not a good look"
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You rap as poorly as Will Smith.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really don't like you.
Please, go fucking jump off a bridge or something - for your parent's sake. You've embarrassed them enough by living this long.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the guy who hates -2s right?