With Friends Like These, Who Needs a Demented, Maniacal Stalker? (repost) (1211 hits)
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Submitted by Alasdair (View user info) at 2007-04-11 13:11:16 EDT
Hi Uber.
After quite a long hiatus I'm back and wanted to start things off with a repost of something I think went underexposed.
It looks like quite a bit has changed here since I last posted, and I hope there are still decent writers here.
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[Author's note: I wrote this last year (my final year of high school) as part of my ongoing dissent in an English class taught by a rabid feminist. The assignment required us to "Discuss the topic of difference as it relates to gender". For the record, I got a D with "marks for orginality", but it was worth it to see the look on her face when it was handed back.]
Having encountered several girl's bedrooms in my time (often, though not always, from inside a closet), I have noticed a definite trend emerging in the decor of all of them. Girls, quite simply, are obsessed with adorning the walls of their bedrooms with as many photographs as possible of their friends, family, pets, favourite door-to-door salesmen and virtually every single person who respires within 90 feet radius of them. As an aficionado of late-night movies, most of which feature Emilio Estevez or a wise cracking robot that develops a conscience and/or a ravenous desire for human flesh, I have learnt a few absolute truths (read: completely fabricated, wildly inaccurate aspersions) about the kind of people who revel in such bedroom aesthetics. Experience has taught me that they are either haggard, Tommy Lee Jones-ish FBI agents with shady past, pretentious avant-garde artists who communicate through sighs and varying degrees of lip-curling, or deranged sociopaths in the process of stalking and plotting to kill their shapely neighbour.
Imagine my shock, then, when I recently walked into a female friend's room to be greeted by a sight eerily reminiscent of Robin Williams' apartment wall in "One Hour Photo". Plastered all over the walls were photos of all descriptions, depicting all the people of significance in this particular girl's life; it was a veritable timeline of her existence, albeit with a few too many Hawaiian shirts for my liking. What exactly is it, then, that compels girls to behave in a manner more befitting the unibomber than Hilary Duff?
Firstly, let us examine the pronounced disparity between the priorities of males and females. It would seem that women seem to lift their spirits by reminding themselves of times gone by, integral people in their lives and the fun that can be had by taking the exact same photo of the same person in a slightly different pose (i.e 'wearing a hat') and promptly taping it to the wall in three different locations. Men, as opposed to waxing nostalgic, merely drink themselves into a stupor and hurl abuse from cars at other men. Basically, this is much less labour-intensive, in addition to being a prime opportunity to expand one's repertoire of witty insults such as "Nice shirt, FAG!", "Nice hair, FAG", "Nice 16 inch switchblade FA..oh shit", and so on.
Women, in order to facilitate their obsession with their friends, seek to reiterate to visitors and themselves that yes, there are indeed several hundred friends, acquaintances and hangers-on in their lives. As such, their rooms tend to become some sort of chronological vacuum, with images encompassing various stages of their lives plastered all over the walls. Should a man accidentally wander into such a room, he will immediately begin to feel disoriented, nauseous and promptly collapse to the floor in the foetal position, whilst quietly humming the lyrics to a Tori Amos song.
Conversely, men, by nature, tend to be the practical sort, devoid of the need to heap effusive attention upon their friends. If it were at all possible, i'm quite sure that the average male would gladly arrange all the important people in their lives into one photograph, not unlike the cover art of "Sergeant Pepper". Whereas the female of the species enjoys the spontaneous identification of friends via discerning that one particular photo in the faceless mass upon her east wall is of "Grace from tennis! Oh my, I would have forgotten about her if not for the 900 separate, autographed pictures of her I have!!", I think males would appreciate a more ordered system of friend identification.
Man: "Hey, it's been a while since I reminisced...perhaps it's time to reflect upon my various interpersonal relationships! Lets see...row 3, centre...well i'll be! It's Mark! What a crazy and/or wild and totally brilliant guy! This group photo was the wisest investment I ever made, except possibly for the sweatshop in Java...."
The following example highlights the formulaic as opposed to wanton method of nostalgia favoured by males. Another such difference between the two genders is their priorities within a friendship. In order to aid you in discerning these differences, I have produced two lists which compare the substantial lack of symmetry between said priorities.
The Things Men Want to Know About Their Friends
. Will he mind if I mess with him while he's drunk?
. Will he mess with me if i'm drunk?
. Is he a filthy, godless Communist or a Creed fan?
. Can I borrow his car?
. Does his ex think i'm cute?
The Things Women Want to Know About Their Friends
. The size, colour and design of every article of clothing in her wardrobe
. An exhaustive dissection of everything she and her boyfriend did the night before (even if this was to square dance for five hours and top off the heady night with a saucy game of bridge)
. Her Chinese star sign
. Her genetic profile
. Could I navigate her house successfully at night whilst being pursued by Libyan
extremists with attack dogs?
. Could I write an uplifting, factually correct biography of her entire life, including graphic details of her birth?
Once all these criteria have been satisfied, young women are ready to enter a symbiotic relationship and shed all vestiges of their life as an independent being.
One particularly irksome facet of female friendships is their penchant for 9 hour phone conversations. Surely, nothing could warrant spending the equivalent budget of a small African dictatorship on monthly phone bills? Now, I may be wrong, and these phone calls may be liberal think-tanks, replete with poignant discussion of America's neo-colonial prerogative, but I somehow doubt this is the case. Having never actually been privy to one of these notoriously epic conversations, I can only surmise that, in keeping with their unsettlingly obsessive relationship with one another, phone calls between female friends can be broken down as follows:
1 hour of small talk
7 hours and 59 minutes of mutual heavy breathing and macabre cackling
1 minute of arranging plans for the next day
The penultimate stages of such conversations usually unfold like this:
Friend 1: "Huuuuh....huuhhhh....i'm gonna slit your throat from ear to ear....hurrr"
Friend 2: "haHAHahHA...WhICH DooR aM i aT, KaTiE?!....hAHhahH"
Friend 1: "Beach tomorrow at 11?"
Friend 2: "Ok, cool..will Corey be there?!"
Friend 1: "You know it!"
Friend 2: "Yummy! Bubye sweetie!"
Friend 1: "Byyeeee hun!!!"
No, I do not understand women, nor shall I ever. Until such day as some techno boffin writes the book entitled "Why the Bitches Be Actin' So Wack", which all men have been craving for centuries, I think we males shall be forever at the behest of our erratic, wholly enigmatic female counterparts. I intend to add more to this groundbreaking study soon, wherein I shall conclude my study of female relationships, as well as revealing a great recipe for apricot chicken which I found whilst looking for photos of Steve McQueen...I swear to God.
Until next time
"Way to waste 3 perfectly good minutes of your life, FAG!"
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-13 00:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, I like you.
Yer tenacious - if not entirely all that funny, and rather vulger. I don't see why you would spend so much time actively trying to look like a dickhead, but fuck it dude - yer obviously having fun.
You might want to try being a little more positive, though. Could be a good bit. Calling people names gets pretty boring - might as well put all that e-spunk you got to good use.
Fire it up, sunshine.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-12 23:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know any women over the age of 19 who do this with photographs. I went through a period when I was a teenager when I put up pictures of all my cool punk rock friends, but I had a ton of other shit on my walls, too. After a while, I got sick of it and bought a photo album. Now my walls are blank and white, and just what I need to get the images of murder out of my brain after a typical day at work.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ITS TIME FOR A CRUMPLING!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 12:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a vapid cunt get off my post.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 12:14:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*must*
And another one!
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oh and learn to type. I guess you HAVE convinced me that you're a female by how fucking stupid your responses are and how clumsy you are with a keyboard.
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It's such a sad thing, to see a virgin such as yourself, with an obvious distaste for the opposite sex. But if we are generalizing here, then you're just as much a stupid female as I am, considering that you bitch and moan at every person that gives you a -2, instead of sucking it up and actually growing a fucking pair.
Well then you know what? You're a winner. My plethora mistakes, which were only two mind you, surely denote that I am clumsy with a keyboard.
I'm done giving you presents for the day, so here's your last -2 from me...for now. Good luck on your next post!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:53:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*must*
And another one!
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oh and learn to type. I guess you HAVE convinced me that you're a female by how fucking stupid your responses are and how clumsy you are with a keyboard.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:49:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*must*
And another one!
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
These things mist really bother you, huh?
Here, have another. My treat :)
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 11:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the entire thing and I can honestly say that this was horrible. I hate generalizing for any gender. "All men are dogs." "All women are psycho, dependent bitches." I hope you live in an area where you get exposure to people from different cultures, but I'm kinda getting the idea that you live in the burbs. Lucky you.
Now you can go -2 every post I ever did, if that will make you happy.
Oh, and just so you know, if I post that you submitted in the past wasn't reviewed as much as you would have hoped, it was FOR A FUCKING REASON. Write something new and quit your bitching.
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You probably don't get very many chicks, do you?
I can appreciate what you typed here though. At least you gave feedback. You do seem bitter though, so lighten up and maybe you'd get laid more.
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I am an attractive female with sex on tap at home.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
heh.
Whew.
That felt good. Thanks for the comic relief you fucking simpleton.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:17:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the entire thing and I can honestly say that this was horrible. I hate generalizing for any gender. "All men are dogs." "All women are psycho, dependent bitches." I hope you live in an area where you get exposure to people from different cultures, but I'm kinda getting the idea that you live in the burbs. Lucky you.
Now you can go -2 every post I ever did, if that will make you happy.
Oh, and just so you know, if I post that you submitted in the past wasn't reviewed as much as you would have hoped, it was FOR A FUCKING REASON. Write something new and quit your bitching.
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You probably don't get very many chicks, do you?
I can appreciate what you typed here though. At least you gave feedback. You do seem bitter though, so lighten up and maybe you'd get laid more.
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I am an attractive female with sex on tap at home. Get your facts straight before you try to insult someone, virgin.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, a shiny +2 HERE!
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hey thanks! you're a pretty cool dude and your posts are pretty funny, too.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy is an english teacher, and considering you got a D for the assignment that -2 shouldn't come as a surprise.
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well considering your LIFE gets a 'D' I'm not slighted.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look, a shiny +2 HERE!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
c1ndy is an english teacher, and considering you got a D for the assignment that -2 shouldn't come as a surprise.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:18:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Thanks, whore!
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A bit extrememe? Maybe c1ndy just didn't like the post. Not a reason to call someone a whore, regardless of whether you are arguing with others.
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Merlina, he's a petty little bitch who needs a ride in the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE... what do you expect?
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do you really think you're being original in pulling out that wambulance comment?
Oh. I get it. You must not not be aware of the 50,000,000 OTHER TIME THAT SAME SHIT'S BEEN TYPED ON THIS WEBSITE.
Go die.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Thanks, whore!
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A bit extrememe? Maybe c1ndy just didn't like the post. Not a reason to call someone a whore, regardless of whether you are arguing with others.
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Merlina, he's a petty little bitch who needs a ride in the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE... what do you expect?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:24:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Thanks, whore!
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A bit extrememe? Maybe c1ndy just didn't like the post. Not a reason to call someone a whore, regardless of whether you are arguing with others.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-12 07:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty lame for senior year writing.
Its not as bad as the kids here make it out to be though. +2, try harder and post something better.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... 9i've been out and gotpissed.... are you still getting nrg -2's?
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no but I'm still getting head from your girlfriend.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:03:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha wow, what's with all the hate? I actually found this to be quite amusing.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So... 9i've been out and gotpissed.... are you still getting nrg -2's?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:12:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now, I am done with the lesson, you can have this shiny -2 because you are a mango-flavoured douchebag.
(woo! you're now up to -1.66! woo!)
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I guess you're starting to regret that you gave me a +0 to begin with huh?
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not really, I actually kinda liked what you wrote, but you ruined it by becoming a pissy baby, and one that can't even put together good insults well.
Check MY userID - you're gonna have to do better, to impress me.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Thanks, whore!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't make friends by being a fucking cunt.
You've been a dick to everyone who didn't shove their nose in you ass.
Why don't you go back to your midget amputee porn and leave uber the fuck alone?
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Who says I'm here to make friends?
And ther's nothing wrong with midget amputee porn. Where else am I going to get good footage of your mother, naked?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh sigh. You're not even entertaining, potty mouth.
But you do get cred for camping out on your post and defending your territory by pissing all over everything. Not any kind of cred I'd strive for, but nonetheless probably important to you, in your macho world.
My genuine opinion, not all riled up or anything, is that generalisations suck. As someone said earlier, I hope your horizons broaden.
I'm done here.
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Fey?
Love you.
That is all.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't make friends by being a fucking cunt.
You've been a dick to everyone who didn't shove their nose in you ass.
Why don't you go back to your midget amputee porn and leave uber the fuck alone?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1 post a day even I know that
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raiting the review above, not the post
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what did you expect?
after not posting for like two years, you come back and post the same exact thing.
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yea what he said. *points in general direction*
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dude who the fuck are you and what's with the lame ass username? You must have thought long and hard about that one. If I need a toe I'll be sure to let you know. Dumbfuck.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:17:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Someone should tell DisolateMansex that this daft cunt here is stealing his bit. And by 'bit' I mean horrible comebacks, infantile diatribes, e-thuggery, and all around doucheyness.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what did you expect?
after not posting for like two years, you come back and post the same exact thing.
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yea what he said. *points in general direction*
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh sigh. You're not even entertaining, potty mouth.
But you do get cred for camping out on your post and defending your territory by pissing all over everything. Not any kind of cred I'd strive for, but nonetheless probably important to you, in your macho world.
My genuine opinion, not all riled up or anything, is that generalisations suck. As someone said earlier, I hope your horizons broaden.
I'm done here.
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thanks for coming back down to earth, fey. You're an ok dude. A bit maligned but ok.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh sigh. You're not even entertaining, potty mouth.
But you do get cred for camping out on your post and defending your territory by pissing all over everything. Not any kind of cred I'd strive for, but nonetheless probably important to you, in your macho world.
My genuine opinion, not all riled up or anything, is that generalisations suck. As someone said earlier, I hope your horizons broaden.
I'm done here.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So we're resorting to jokes about mothers huh?
Fuck you you slimy ratbag.
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OOOOOOO SLIMY RATBAG
That cuts.
Deep.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now, I am done with the lesson, you can have this shiny -2 because you are a mango-flavoured douchebag.
(woo! you're now up to -1.66! woo!)
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I guess you're starting to regret that you gave me a +0 to begin with huh? Get back to sucking down boyjuice, faggot. You're better at that.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now, I am done with the lesson, you can have this shiny -2 because you are a mango-flavoured douchebag.
(woo! you're now up to -1.66! woo!)
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So we're resorting to jokes about mothers huh?
Fuck you you slimy ratbag.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let us continue with the lesson - I give you an ADDITIONAL -2, so now I have rated you FOUR times, for a grand total of -6, which gives you a -1.5.
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JonnyX you're a pedophilic moron. I'm not sure I care for your ratings anyway. I guess your time is better spent giving oral service to preteen boys.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:05:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In conclusion, I give you ONE MORE -2, bring you to -8, with 5 ratings.
You have now gone from a '0' rating to a '-1.6' rating.
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to educate you and the other n00bs, I am pleased to provide a valued public service.
You minging camper.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and thanks for the retaliatory -2.
I hope somebody lines your next condom with sulfuric acid.
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Prior to fucking your mother I probably SHOULD have worn a condom now that you mention it. Had I, your little trite ass wouldn't be running around starting trouble on my posts.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let us continue with the lesson - I give you an ADDITIONAL -2, so now I have rated you FOUR times, for a grand total of -6, which gives you a -1.5.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, hell.
At least I get laid.
Asswipe.
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You get laid by asswipes?
I do believe you raise the bar re: patheticness.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, hell.
At least I get laid.
Asswipe.
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Not you Fey.
I have no quarrels with you.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 16:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:25:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus the incidence of losers on this site must have lept by at least 300% since I last logged on.
WTF happened here.
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I guess people get sick of posters with shit for brains. And I'll reiterate what you've already been told:
QUIT FUCKING +2ING YOURSELF
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and what if I don't stop? what are you going to do, -2 me again? Sorry but the ratings only count once in case you didn't know. Bone up on your uber knowledge, dpishit.
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actually, that's not true - let take this as an example.
My previous post gave you a '0'. I have now ranked you with a -2, bring your rating from a '0' to a '-1'.
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Of course you meant previous REPLY, right? So you're a pedophile AND that xanax you're on is making you loopy. Am I right? Am I? I am, aren't I.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
now, I give you ANOTHER -2, which will bring you further down, to a -1.33.
Remember, you have to add all the rankings, they're cumulative.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, hell.
At least I get laid.
Asswipe.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:25:25 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus the incidence of losers on this site must have lept by at least 300% since I last logged on.
WTF happened here.
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I guess people get sick of posters with shit for brains. And I'll reiterate what you've already been told:
QUIT FUCKING +2ING YOURSELF
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and what if I don't stop? what are you going to do, -2 me again? Sorry but the ratings only count once in case you didn't know. Bone up on your uber knowledge, dpishit.
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actually, that's not true - let take this as an example.
My previous post gave you a '0'. I have now ranked you with a -2, bring your rating from a '0' to a '-1'.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and thanks for the retaliatory -2.
I hope somebody lines your next condom with sulfuric acid.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i bottlefuck everyone i see
including myself
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WTF is BOSH anyway? Sounds like something someone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High would say.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
see?
enjoyable AND economical
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bottlefucking=less cleanup
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i bottlefuck everyone i see
including myself
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And you were probably bottlefucked.
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Eternal +2 for that. Unless your posts are shit.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I came back. I read it. It still sucked. You're still a jerk. You were probably bottlefed.
**************
And you were probably bottlefucked.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good read.
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Thanks, man.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good read.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I came back. I read it. It still sucked. You're still a jerk. You were probably bottlefed.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must be from Scotland or something. Only they misplace the verbs in their sentences. Your ignornace is astounding. Now that I know how stupid you are, your -2 matters less based on who it's coming from. Now kindly go away. This was a good post and you're turning it into a bad one.
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No, I just thought it was appropriate.
So now all Scots are stupid?
I hope TTOM puts a knife in your vag.
Also, this is the reviews... I can't fuck the post up.
P.S.
It's people like you that fuck up Uber.
Kindly wear some cement shoes and jump in a very deep lake.
That is all.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YA FUCKING DPISHIT YA ARE!!!
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You must be from Scotland or something. Only they misplace the verbs in their sentences. Your ignornace is astounding. Now that I know how stupid you are, your -2 matters less based on who it's coming from. Now kindly go away. This was a good post and you're turning it into a bad one.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and what if I don't stop? what are you going to do, -2 me again? Sorry but the ratings only count once in case you didn't know. Bone up on your uber knowledge, dpishit.
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I'm the dpishit now?
No shit they don't count, but only noobs +2 themselves, so I felt the need to tell you that because you obviously lost any brainpower you had in an unfortunate donkey punching accident.
YA FUCKING DPISHIT YA ARE!!!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus the incidence of losers on this site must have lept by at least 300% since I last logged on.
WTF happened here.
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I guess people get sick of posters with shit for brains. And I'll reiterate what you've already been told:
QUIT FUCKING +2ING YOURSELF
************
and what if I don't stop? what are you going to do, -2 me again? Sorry but the ratings only count once in case you didn't know. Bone up on your uber knowledge, dpishit.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:07:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This just in---
---It's time for another hiatus, Cumguzzler!
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This was funny like getting raped with a cattle prod is funny.
You suck. Get off my post.
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actually, that _was_ funny. If only for watching you squeal like a piggy...NOW DROP THEM PANTIES BOY
*********
Wow. This site now has losers AND pedophiles.
Noted.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus the incidence of losers on this site must have lept by at least 300% since I last logged on.
WTF happened here.
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I guess people get sick of posters with shit for brains. And I'll reiterate what you've already been told:
QUIT FUCKING +2ING YOURSELF
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 12:07:13 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This just in---
---It's time for another hiatus, Cumguzzler!
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This was funny like getting raped with a cattle prod is funny.
You suck. Get off my post.
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actually, that _was_ funny. If only for watching you squeal like a piggy...NOW DROP THEM PANTIES BOY
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost gave this a +1...
but you're an immature dick on the reviews.
Fuck off or suck me off bitch.
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Jesus the incidence of losers on this site must have lept by at least 300% since I last logged on.
WTF happened here.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the entire thing and I can honestly say that this was horrible. I hate generalizing for any gender. "All men are dogs." "All women are psycho, dependent bitches." I hope you live in an area where you get exposure to people from different cultures, but I'm kinda getting the idea that you live in the burbs. Lucky you.
Now you can go -2 every post I ever did, if that will make you happy.
Oh, and just so you know, if I post that you submitted in the past wasn't reviewed as much as you would have hoped, it was FOR A FUCKING REASON. Write something new and quit your bitching.
********************
You probably don't get very many chicks, do you?
I can appreciate what you typed here though. At least you gave feedback. You do seem bitter though, so lighten up and maybe you'd get laid more.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*if a post*
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I read the entire thing and I can honestly say that this was horrible. I hate generalizing for any gender. "All men are dogs." "All women are psycho, dependent bitches." I hope you live in an area where you get exposure to people from different cultures, but I'm kinda getting the idea that you live in the burbs. Lucky you.
Now you can go -2 every post I ever did, if that will make you happy.
Oh, and just so you know, if I post that you submitted in the past wasn't reviewed as much as you would have hoped, it was FOR A FUCKING REASON. Write something new and quit your bitching.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost gave this a +1...
but you're an immature dick on the reviews.
Fuck off or suck me off bitch.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:08:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lost me at "rabid feminist", but I soldiered on bravely. I gave up halfway through the second sentence of the actual story part.
Consider me a rabid feminist, but you're a jerk.
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Just like a rabid feminist to make a comment like this. Oh well, can't please ALL the dumb cunts of the world.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This just in---
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---It's time for another hiatus, Cumguzzler!
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This was funny like getting raped with a cattle prod is funny.
You suck. Get off my post.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You lost me at "rabid feminist", but I soldiered on bravely. I gave up halfway through the second sentence of the actual story part.
Consider me a rabid feminist, but you're a jerk.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 15:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This just in---
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---It's time for another hiatus, Cumguzzler!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OHH NOES!!11 NOT TEH NEGETORY RAITINS!!!11
*************
Seriously. How old are you, 6?
Either that or you've been huffing glue again. Go away.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OHH NOES!!11 NOT TEH NEGETORY RAITINS!!!11
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI UBR!!1111 LIKE OMG
AFTAR QUIET A LONG HIATUS IMM BAK AND WANTED 2 START THNGS OF WIT A R3POST OF SOM3THNG I THINK WENT UNDEREXPOSED!11!!! WTF
IT LOKS LIEK QUIET A BIT HAS CHANGAD H3RA SINCA I LAST POST3D AND I HOP3 THEYRE R STIL DECENT WRIETRS HERE!!!!!111 WTF
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[AUTHORS NOTA I WROT3 THES LAST YEAR (MY FINAL YAAR OF HIGH SKOOL) AS PART OF MAH ONGONG DISENT IN AN 3NGLISH CLAS TAUGHT BY A RABID F3MINIST!!!1!! OMG WTF TEH ASIGNMENT RAQUIERD US 2 DISCUS DA 2PIC OF DIFERENCE AS IT RALAETS 2 G3NDER!!1!! LOL FOR TEH RECORD I GOT A D WIT MARKS FOR ORGINALITY BUT IT WAS WORTH IT 2 SE DA LOK ON HAR FAEC WH3N IT WAS HANDED BAK]!!!111!!! WTF LOL
BLAH BLAH BLAH LOL WTF OMG BRO!!
THE P3NULTIMAET STAEGS OF SUCH CONV3RSATIONS USUALY UNFOLD LIEK THIS
FREIND 1 HUUH..HUHH..IMM!!11!!11!!1!!11!!11!!!!1! WTF LOL GONA SLIT UR THROAT FROM EAR 2 3AR..HURR!11!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1!1!!!! OMG
FREIND 2 HAHAHAHA.WHICH!1!1!11!!!1!11 OMG LOL DOR M I AT KATEI..HAHAH??!!?!?111!!1!11!!1111!!111!1!!11!11!!!!1 WTF LOL
FREIND 1 BACH 2MOROW AT 1??!!??!?? WTF LOL
FREIND 2 OK COL.WIL!!1!!1!1111!!1! OMG WTF LOL COR3Y B THAR3??!???!?!1!!1111 OMG
FREIND 1 U KNOW IT!11111!! OMG
FREIND 2 YUMY!111! OMG LOL BUBY3 SWETEI!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL
FREIND 1 BYEE HUN!!11!11!!1111!!11!111 OMG WTF
NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WOM3N NOR SHAL I EV3R!!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL UNTIL SUCH DAY AS SOME TECHNO BOFIN WRIETS TEH BOK 3NTITLED Y DA BITCH3S B ACTIN SO WAK WHICH AL M3N HAEV BEN CRAVNG FOR CENTUREIS I THINK W3 MAELS SHAL B FOREVAR AT DA BHAST OF OUR ERATIC WHOLY ENIGMATIC FEMAEL COUNTERPARTS!!11! WTF LOL I INTEND 2 AD MOR3 2 THES GROUNDBREAKNG STUDY SON WHAREIN I SHAL CONCLUDA MAH STUDY OF FAMAEL RELATIONSHIPS AS WEL AS R3VAALNG A GRAAT R3CIEP FOR APRICOT CHIKEN WHICH I FOUND WHILST LOKNG FOR PHO2S OF STEVE MCQUEN.I!11!11!!1!1!1111!! LOL SWEAR 2 GOD!111!!!!1 OMG WTF
UNTIL NEXT TIEM
WAY 2 WASTA 3 PERFACTLEY GOD MINUTAS OF UR LIEF FAG!1!11 LOL
What the hell is this? Grow up, cocksmear. I'll be going to -2 one your posts now, too. Bitch.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HI UBR!!1111 LIKE OMG
AFTAR QUIET A LONG HIATUS IMM BAK AND WANTED 2 START THNGS OF WIT A R3POST OF SOM3THNG I THINK WENT UNDEREXPOSED!11!!! WTF
IT LOKS LIEK QUIET A BIT HAS CHANGAD H3RA SINCA I LAST POST3D AND I HOP3 THEYRE R STIL DECENT WRIETRS HERE!!!!!111 WTF
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[AUTHORS NOTA I WROT3 THES LAST YEAR (MY FINAL YAAR OF HIGH SKOOL) AS PART OF MAH ONGONG DISENT IN AN 3NGLISH CLAS TAUGHT BY A RABID F3MINIST!!!1!! OMG WTF TEH ASIGNMENT RAQUIERD US 2 DISCUS DA 2PIC OF DIFERENCE AS IT RALAETS 2 G3NDER!!1!! LOL FOR TEH RECORD I GOT A D WIT MARKS FOR ORGINALITY BUT IT WAS WORTH IT 2 SE DA LOK ON HAR FAEC WH3N IT WAS HANDED BAK]!!!111!!! WTF LOL
BLAH BLAH BLAH LOL WTF OMG BRO!!
THE P3NULTIMAET STAEGS OF SUCH CONV3RSATIONS USUALY UNFOLD LIEK THIS
FREIND 1 HUUH..HUHH..IMM!!11!!11!!1!!11!!11!!!!1! WTF LOL GONA SLIT UR THROAT FROM EAR 2 3AR..HURR!11!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1!1!!!! OMG
FREIND 2 HAHAHAHA.WHICH!1!1!11!!!1!11 OMG LOL DOR M I AT KATEI..HAHAH??!!?!?111!!1!11!!1111!!111!1!!11!11!!!!1 WTF LOL
FREIND 1 BACH 2MOROW AT 1??!!??!?? WTF LOL
FREIND 2 OK COL.WIL!!1!!1!1111!!1! OMG WTF LOL COR3Y B THAR3??!???!?!1!!1111 OMG
FREIND 1 U KNOW IT!11111!! OMG
FREIND 2 YUMY!111! OMG LOL BUBY3 SWETEI!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL
FREIND 1 BYEE HUN!!11!11!!1111!!11!111 OMG WTF
NO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WOM3N NOR SHAL I EV3R!!1!!111 OMG WTF LOL UNTIL SUCH DAY AS SOME TECHNO BOFIN WRIETS TEH BOK 3NTITLED Y DA BITCH3S B ACTIN SO WAK WHICH AL M3N HAEV BEN CRAVNG FOR CENTUREIS I THINK W3 MAELS SHAL B FOREVAR AT DA BHAST OF OUR ERATIC WHOLY ENIGMATIC FEMAEL COUNTERPARTS!!11! WTF LOL I INTEND 2 AD MOR3 2 THES GROUNDBREAKNG STUDY SON WHAREIN I SHAL CONCLUDA MAH STUDY OF FAMAEL RELATIONSHIPS AS WEL AS R3VAALNG A GRAAT R3CIEP FOR APRICOT CHIKEN WHICH I FOUND WHILST LOKNG FOR PHO2S OF STEVE MCQUEN.I!11!11!!1!1!1111!! LOL SWEAR 2 GOD!111!!!!1 OMG WTF
UNTIL NEXT TIEM
WAY 2 WASTA 3 PERFACTLEY GOD MINUTAS OF UR LIEF FAG!1!11 LOL
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha
you were given poor grades in real life and Uber. here's +2 I hope the story is true
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>poke<
You seem nice enough - so my friendly suggestion would be to untwist them panties pretty quick or simply fuck off.
...and Beano? You = big meanie.
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Thank you rob. I think beano has a chip on his shoulder and perhaps it's his mother to blame for having not given him the attention he needed during his infancy (cue the suicide scene from Full Metal Jacket).
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 14:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
>poke<
You seem nice enough - so my friendly suggestion would be to untwist them panties pretty quick or simply fuck off.
...and Beano? You = big meanie.
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope you really did submit this to a women's studies professor. That would have been
hilarious watching her read it.
As for Ubersite- yes it has gone downhill. Dont put much effort into things, because it probably isnt going to get recognized.
What you should have done is retitled your entry and changed a couple lines. I bet most people wouldnt have even noticed it was the same one.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not anymore they are not.
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Dude YOU are a fucking asshole. From now on anything you post I am going to -2 without hesitation. You suck and I hope you die.
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*bows*
I fank ewe!
Advice... if you wanna last more than 5 mins, quit your bitching.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn
http://tinyurl.com/kveqc
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not anymore they are not.
Dude YOU are a fucking asshole. From now on anything you post I am going to -2 without hesitation. You suck and I hope you die.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:50:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Not anymore they are not.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fine dickhead. I'm going to go -2 one of your posts then if that's how you're going to be. BRB, dickface.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99976
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99788
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99600
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99582
Knock yourself out.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Done. Next time think twice before doing what you did.
Truce?
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No, it is not a truce... seriously mate.. go and -2 ALL of my posts. It's just a fucking rating on a fucking website you retard.
WELL LOOK AT MY OTHER TWO POSTS, BEANO. They are rated pretty high and I wanted to maintain that. So fucking stop being so sour and take back the -2. I'll go and take back the one I gave you if you want.
This is NOT the warm welcome I was expecting. This place has changed. For the worse.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/ado8u
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PFF, check it out.....denied!
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what did you expect?
after not posting for like two years, you come back and post the same exact thing.
So what? Have YOU read it before? No? Ok then. Please go away this post is for people who actually apprecaite decent writing.
thankyoupleasepullforward
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm entertained below.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://tinyurl.com/ado8u
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what did you expect?
after not posting for like two years, you come back and post the same exact thing.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:41:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
reposts are expressly forbidden by the rules of uber.
It's been a while since you've been here so you might have missed the post
Please read;
http://tinyurl.com/2kc4
thanks
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fine dickhead. I'm going to go -2 one of your posts then if that's how you're going to be. BRB, dickface.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99976
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99788
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99600
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99582
Knock yourself out.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Done. Next time think twice before doing what you did.
Truce?
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No, it is not a truce... seriously mate.. go and -2 ALL of my posts. It's just a fucking rating on a fucking website you retard.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wanna know why I don't like getting out the house anymore?
Cause every time I see an ugly bitch like yourself I GET THE SUDDEN, INEXPLICABLE URGE to SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR.
One word for you. Lithium. Take it.
In fact, take like 150.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wanna know why I don't like getting out the house anymore?
Cause every time I see an ugly bitch like yourself I GET THE SUDDEN, INEXPLICABLE URGE to SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROAT FROM EAR TO EAR.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE
It didn't get enough attention last time?
Post something new then for christs sake.... fucking post the same thing again!....I mean.... FUCK OFF!
fine dickhead. I'm going to go -2 one of your posts then if that's how you're going to be. BRB, dickface.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99976
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99788
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99600
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99582
Knock yourself out.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Done. Next time think twice before doing what you did.
Truce?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yeah, this pretty much reads like the standard, self-absorbed "look at me I'm such a stud lolrskartz" fare you find in most college English courses.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And stop +2'ing your own post you fag.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking bitch I live for -2's.
dude you seriously need to get out more.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucking bitch I live for -2's.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
make it 3
look I just came back! Why all the hate?!?!?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE
It didn't get enough attention last time?
Post something new then for christs sake.... fucking post the same thing again!....I mean.... FUCK OFF!
fine dickhead. I'm going to go -2 one of your posts then if that's how you're going to be. BRB, dickface.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100024
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99976
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99788
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99600
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99582
Knock yourself out.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
make it 3
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:32:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who IS this ugly bitch?
looks like I hav 2 trips to make.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE
It didn't get enough attention last time?
Post something new then for christs sake.... fucking post the same thing again!....I mean.... FUCK OFF!
fine dickhead. I'm going to go -2 one of your posts then if that's how you're going to be. BRB, dickface.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who IS this ugly bitch?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANE
It didn't get enough attention last time?
Post something new then for christs sake.... fucking post the same thing again!....I mean.... FUCK OFF!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought it was interesting. Maybe not "kicker of all ass" interesting, but this rating system is so limited. So here ya go.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
piss off.
fuck you asshole. Thanks for not reading and -2ing. And if you did read it, at least you could tell me why you ahted it.
Submitted by rrman80 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:26:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Neato!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brand new Shlongy.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
piss off.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-04-11 13:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Okay....