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My pumpkin face fucker (418 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by P. Throap (View user info) at 2007-04-11 17:39:44 EDT


I look up at the top shelf only to see an orange face rotting at me with a grimace only paint markers could produce...well...precisely that, this silly face, that my hand had conjured last Halloween was giving me that grotesque deformity of a smile and begging in its finite glance. Throw me, Alex! Just do it! Think man, think about the smashing pumpkins! Think about all of our lost and previous generations that have taken an age old pride in the decorative vegetable slaughter every year. A production of entertainment produce and the senior class of an annual graduation via pumpkin genocide.

Leering at this empty bong, I stir.

Making sense and sensimilia are two opposite things for me. I'll smoke into oblivion, but far beyond sense. And that is motivation to stay unmotivated...oh wait.


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't ever post again when you're high.


RETRACTION: Never post again period.

Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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do us all a favor and forget to breathe... thanks fucktard

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Far out, man.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:33:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Huh?

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drugs are bad mmmkay?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stoners piss me off.

And this sucks

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:59:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmmmm...yes?

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'd like this to become a website where every post is good. Hopefully this -2 will help.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and so i says......'got a pencil'?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dank nugs

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fart in the dark

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:43:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

benefit of the doubt

Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-11 17:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking sweet. I wrote you something.
Just now.

When I read your post, I start to cry,
then I start to wonder why?
Why do you post shit?
shit poster of the sands?
If this wasent intraweb
Id slap you with BOTH
my pimp hands.
Ok, the truth, I lie,
FUCK YOU BIACH
-2 DIE.


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III