An intruder at my brothers house (1503 hits)
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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (View user info) at 2007-04-11 18:08:18 EDT
Lately this place has been changing more and more to resemble the insides of a septic tank. I
decided I would have to post and restore some validity (if any) to this shit festival. Now this
coincides rather well because I also have another reason for wanting to post. You see..........
While eating dinner at my brother's house I couldn't help but notice a fucking pathetic nutcase from
...... need I tell you uber. At first it looks like he is sneaking his way in right, but THEN it
looks like he got distracted trying to perform auto fellatio on himself. If it is of any help it
appears he came with an accomplice. I don't know what these losers were up to but it can't be good.
Now before they got away, being the quick thinker that I am, I DID manage to snap some clean shots.
I figure it would be no help going to the police because they might think it was some kind of ruse
and the truth is I don't get along with those pigs anyway. So I thought why not ask those who
probably know these idiots best. I have some people in mind but I don't want to hurl accusations.
Please help me in identifying these perpetrators so I can bring them vigilante justice in the form
of broken bones.
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-16 19:16:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:00:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:04:42 EDT (#)
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make a tribute-post to bonds and I MIGHT give you a 0
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Wouldn't matter now that you have no ratings again, now would it?
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ha...MY ratings count
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-16 14:47:52 EDT (#)
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spacker
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-16 14:31:09 EDT (#)
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I see we got a whole new shipment of fags while I was away.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 08:51:32 EDT (#)
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Amazing!!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-16 08:49:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:12:04 EDT (#)
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Isnt there any way for bart to do an ip ban?
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Absolutely. Ask nicely and he may do so.
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-04-15 01:53:07 EDT (#)
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wow. uber broke the 30,000 barrier. what a great success.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-14 10:27:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:40:48 EDT (#)
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you're an idiot and nobody likes you. that's NOT an improvement towards the greater good with uber.
You should come over so I can stomp you out a nice new face.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:03:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(Oh, and someone please prevent DespinaAlter and DancesAlter from making small, ugly, nasty AlterBabies together. Thank you.)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:01:23 EDT (#)
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LOCKSLY YOU FAG
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:08:09 EDT (#)
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How fucking pathetic do you have to be to have an your own alter hit on you?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:07:23 EDT (#)
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or this could be despina :P
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:00:03 EDT (#)
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lol r u that same guy that posted his picture last time, dasolip misanfropee or something? ur really cute, email me so we can hang out if u live nebar me
sorry about ur brothers hosue, i hope u find them and fite them >:(
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-12 23:02:39 EDT (#)
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did that -2 hurt?
you can join your dickbuddy ampersand at the bottom.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-04-12 22:37:01 EDT (#)
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lame
fuck yer brother
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-12 18:18:18 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99166 .... 2/26/07
Everything you ever wanted to know about DesolateMisanthrope
User id: 30187
Registered on or around: ........ >2007-02-13 01:32:29 EST<
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-12 17:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
At first it looks like he is sneaking his way in right, but THEN it
looks like he got distracted trying to perform auto fellatio on himself. If it is of any help it
appears he came with an accomplice.
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Please help me in identifying these perpetrators so I can bring them vigilante justice in the form
of broken bones.
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So, you had the opportunity and legal backing to beat the shit out of someone trying to break in, and you....took pictures?
PROOF POSITIVE YOU ARE A PANSY-ASS PUSSY - YOU SHOULD HAVE EVICERATED HIM AND TURNED HIM AND HIS WHOLE LINEAGE INTO ENCHILADAS, LIKE YOU ALWAYS THREATEN TO BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOU ARE A GENUINE MAPPLETHORPE-LOVING FAG OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
(also, you're a weak alter, too - no n00b would know about Axolotl being the UberHistorian, that happened a long time ago - way to blow your cover, champ)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:33:39 EDT (#)
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Is it just me or does this tool talk about cock sucking an awful lot?
Freudian? Id say so.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-12 10:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Splashes of genius!!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:13:57 EDT (#)
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I can help. You've taken pictures of a squirrel and a robin. Mystery solved, case closed.
Oh, and:
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, next time you decide to show a penis on this site, can you use the warning: "NSFW PENIS! DO NOT CLICK!" instead of just "NSFW"? Please? And what was wrong with that thing? Don't answer that.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-12 09:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can i get in line for an ass beating too?
I live in Cambridge, MA
and would prefer it to be somewhere dramatic or at least historic, maybe the old harvard yard, or on a empty car on the T.
Are we going to use weapons?
Thx
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-12 08:48:12 EDT (#)
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Don't bother (-2)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:44:08 EDT (#)
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minus the internet threats your comebacks are getting somewhat funny.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 23:12:04 EDT (#)
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Isnt there any way for bart to do an ip ban?
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:37:45 EDT (#)
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don't even let me start on you, mr. ubersite historian.
I wish you would "camwhore" one day so I could Really get a good laugh.
The only problem with that is, I think your complexion would blend in with the white of the screen, so
much that I'd probably have a have a hard time locating you in the picture.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:02:09 EDT (#)
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nothing to say? dick got your tongue?
you remind me of that pussy in school that would be bullied to no ends until one day he thought he would tell the principal. the bully took his detention and afterwards washed the poor kids face in the urinals. from that point on the kid took his lumps like a bitch
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lol that was you, wasn't it?
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And if brains were snot you couldn't blow your nose. But you can blow my dick, buttboy...
You KNOW i know who you are, hilton head asswiper....
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I'm SURE NOT your father.That is a whole 'nother search for a whole 'nother day, although I will say
if your father wanted to be found he wouldn't have left your dumb ass on the doorstep of the dog
pound.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 22:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:47:36 EDT (#)
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if stupidity was measured in watts bubba could light times square 5 times over
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And if brains were snot you couldn't blow your nose. But you can blow my dick, buttboy...
You KNOW i know who you are, hilton head asswiper....
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:58:18 EDT (#)
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Do you want me to beat you out of your alcohol induced haze?
I hear you like taking pictures and checking your reflection with your pocket-mirror?
I'd have no qualms about mangling your pretty face until your asshole seemed like an upgrade
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gayer than GRID.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:49:32 EDT (#)
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yet another showcasing of the saying "opposites attract"
I post and look at ALL THESE braniacs that come along
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:47:36 EDT (#)
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if stupidity was measured in watts bubba could light times square 5 times over
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:31:39 EDT (#)
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I tend to think that Rob meant "Cauli-wog" as a play on "pollywog," (that is, something slimy and hairless...that exfoliates), and was not aware that "wog" is a racial perjoritive. I could be wrong.
Imma go watch the baseball game. Fuck making money.
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Yup... although I do know that 'wog' is a derogatory name for some race - but I don't know what as of right now (Google will know).
I was indeed going with the rhyme of pollywog. (though I didn't know it was something slimy and hairless with exfoliating ability - although I am SO glad I do now!)
I can't even describe how much I enjoy your banter on this site 'fish. You constantly make me smile - and that is one of the best gifts people can give. God bless you bother Lungfish.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:31:45 EDT (#)
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Bubba, I +2 him because I enjoy the show he puts on.
...and I AM a nice fellow. You'd have a hard time convincing me I'm 'naive', but I suppose in context there is certainly and infinite amount of things I don't know compared to what I do.
good grief... yer right!
You sly philosophizin' sum bitch you!
NEEEE HAW.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I tend to think that Rob meant "Cauli-wog" as a play on "pollywog," (that is, something slimy and hairless...that exfoliates), and was not aware that "wog" is a racial perjoritive. I could be wrong.
Imma go watch the baseball game. Fuck making money.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:00:46 EDT (#)
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for starters who the FUCK are you talking to?
Also, why would ANYONE reprimand you for "spelling errors" when you have much more sinister things like..... Homosexuality under your belt?
Finally I'm only going to tell you ONE more time. GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST. Granted, most people on here are idiots but some more so than others. Take the liberty to consider yourself one of THOSE people and FUCK OFF while you're at it.
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WAAAHHHHH!! Get the fuck off of my post!!
You're only going to tell him one more time? Then whachoo gonna do, suckboy? Bitch like a bitch some more? You are the dumbest ass on Uber in quite a while. Robbie +2s you because he is a nice guy, even though somewhat naive. :) (bite me, Rob).
DodgesWithDicks, you blow, suck, and swallow. You try to come across as a badass but, somwhow, you make me chuckle and want to puke. Go back to fucking your momma in the ass, the hole from which you fell....
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, next time you decide to show a penis on this site, can you use the warning: "NSFW PENIS! DO NOT CLICK!" instead of just "NSFW"? Please? And what was wrong with that thing? Don't answer that.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:10:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just saying that was a good insult.
I'm sure you would agree if you weren't so eager to stir up your daily dose of shit.
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no, i wouldn't agree.
there was no insult. it was completely out of context and being called a liar is like calling someone a son of a gun.
long words aren't wit
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I never said it was a good insult to YOU. I purposefully yanked it out of context.
That is the part you are not getting.
The words themselves, strung together in that particular fashion, made up a quality insult.
Although in all fairness : "let me add (disparaging comment) to your list of dubious accolades." is really the part I thought was good.
So you do have a point.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:08:50 EDT (#)
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Yeah...Caul. He called you a wog.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...Caul. He called you a wog.
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it's much better, isn't it?
not that i care, it's just funny to see someone sermonize on racism and ignorance using denigrating terms and stereotypes so loosely.
p.s. i love to spam this shit post
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem to think I call you it, so I'm genuinely curious. """
no, i don't think that.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for starters who the FUCK are you talking to?
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you and your nonsensical pre-fab comeback.
i won't fuck off though. i like it here.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:10:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was just saying that was a good insult.
I'm sure you would agree if you weren't so eager to stir up your daily dose of shit.
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no, i wouldn't agree.
there was no insult. it was completly out of context and being called a liar is like calling someone a son of a gun.
long words aren't wit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah...Caul. He called you a wog.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, hey Caul.
If you are so bored - see if you can find even ONE example, in all of our many mindless exchanges, where I called you a 'frog'.
I don't use that term because I find it offensive. You seem to think I call you it, so I'm genuinely curious.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe
I wasn't trying to start a fight with you Caulie-wog.
Notice how I didn't include any reference to you? I was just saying that was a good insult.
I'm sure you would agree if you weren't so eager to stir up your daily dose of shit.
Ya dork.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 21:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for starters who the FUCK are you talking to?
Also, why would ANYONE reprimand you for "spelling errors" when you have much more sinister things like..... Homosexuality under your belt?
Finally I'm only going to tell you ONE more time. GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST. Granted, most people on here are idiots but some more so than others. Take the liberty to consider yourself one of THOSE people and FUCK OFF while you're at it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(pls excuse the spelling error below. i just changed the suffix of frog words)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:42:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:55:17 EDT (#)
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"let me add habitual liar to your list of dubious accolades."
See THAT?
Is a very well crafted insult.
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see what i mean?
some people think that cramming a bunch of words into a sentence is wit.
"YOU HAVE PERFIDIOUSLY METAMORPHOSE MY SUMISSION'S NUMERICAL ASSESSEMENT WITH YOUR TEMERARIOUS DEDUCTION! MY REQUITAL SHALL BE CALAMITOUS! *retaliates with a -2*"
OMG! YOU ARE SO SHARP!
stfu
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 20:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"i honestly think"
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let me add habitual liar to your list of dubious accolades.
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liar? ok...and what does this have to do with the context at hand, i have no idea.
this is obviously a prefabricated comeback you were waiting to drop in order to look sharp with uncommon vocabulary.
rob does the same thing with long unrelated adverbs.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:55:17 EDT (#)
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"let me add habitual liar to your list of dubious accolades."
See THAT?
Is a very well crafted insult.
I think you should take more time - some of your work is getting sloppy simply due to the volume.
You have already established yourself as the alpha asshole... perhaps you should go more quality rather than quantity.
Just sayin'.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did that earlier -2 sting?
you must be in a world of emotional hurt. I understand, I Really do. Still, do I resemble your fucking therapist?
make like caulaincourt at a strip club and get the fuck out
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS if you cant make it all the way out to England and would rather get your ass beat inside out stateside, feel free to swing by baltimore, I'm sure we can arrange something. Be sure to bring a camera so that I can do that whole before/after thing with your face. And so I can steal your camera.
And we have alot of talented doctors around here which is a real plus for you because it'll take elaborate surgery to correct what I do to you.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you must have some sort of wicked psychological complex because every single response you make relates to dicks. It's clear to me that:
A.) your penis is pretty small, 3.5" fully erect is my guess.
B.) not only have you never had sex, you've never even kissed a girl. Probably never even hugged one.
C.) you are <=12 years old
D.) your IQ < your age
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"i honestly think"
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let me add habitual liar to your list of dubious accolades.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have an impressive capacity to spew e-hatred around.
How other people don't find this character infinitely entertaining is beyond me.
Keep up the foul work.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I promise as SOON as I get enough frequent flier points I will catch a flight over there, grab the first rental car and prowl the streets until I find A dork whose lips look like they have been stretched to the brink.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didnt I call you out already. Im sure I gave you a time and a place and yet, oddly, you have failed to materialise.
I say again: "I'm that faggot who will get on his hands and knees and suck your purple knob until it explodes all over my chin, then clean it dry, not wasting a single droplet of your healing manjuice"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i honestly think no one cares who you are
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
not bothered anymore. You wank yourself off all you like with your alters
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No. experima is Method.
Why won't you let me work?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is it a scot then? damn it
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God I hope not, we've got enough knuckledragging clownshoes as it is
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you Honestly think I'm this fuckhead "method"?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:30:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is it a scot then? damn it
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:29:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Didnt I call you out already. Im sure I gave you a time and a place and yet, oddly, you have failed to materialise.
I say again: Glasgow, Scotland. The University of Glasgow main library. I shall be there, every day until the 4th of may, on level 5, from 10 amish to 6pmish with a break probably between 12 and 1 where I can be found in the Queen Margret Union building, 1st floor cafeteria.
Im the guy with the glasses, slightly receding hairline, 5 foot 8ish in height, I have a mole on the left side of my neck and Ill probably have a few days of stubble.
I will be wearing something along the lines of baggy combat trousers and a tshirt with some sort of geeky reference on it.
I will probably be eating a cesar salad wrap and drinking orange juice.
I usually sit just to the left of the door, just round the corner.
Do you need ANY more details? If so let me know.
You fucking fag.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu greek
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get the fuck out of here, you Disgust me
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Petroleum jelly? Sheer luxury!
YOU WERE SPOILT AS A BABY MUZZER WEREN'T YOU?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:22:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's not an alter...he's a beaner that went by desolatemisanthrope
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:22:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the same way you like to pretend it was a nice girl who you first "made love with", instead of your alcoholic dad lacing your ass up with petroleum jelly and fucking the shit out of it"""
it's the first remotely funny review you've made. congratulations.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because I can bitch faggot.
now you call me an alter? is that your new strategy?
the same way you like to pretend it was a nice girl who you first "made love with", instead of your
alcoholic dad lacing your ass up with petroleum jelly and fucking the shit out of it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your post bored me and i had nothing to say about it.
you read into things way too much. it's an internet rating.
but i'll make sure to leave a comment next time so you don't have to share your personal childhood story again.
did you recover?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In fact, I'm calling Method on this one.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How come dear Shitty Alter you can use an apostrophe in a review? But not in the title of your post?
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's better .. Get it out. ALL of it, the abuse, molestations, beatings, bedwetting, losing your virginity at the age of ten, your daddy's hands all over touching you in your most "intimate places." I guess they aren't so intimate anymore.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, fuck off already.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing to say? dick got your tongue?
you remind me of that pussy in school that would be bullied to no ends until one day he thought he would tell the principal. the bully took his detention and afterwards washed the poor kids face in the urinals. from that point on the kid took his lumps like a bitch
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You sound like someone who watches the Shawshank Redemption in order to masturbate over the gay rape scenes.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 19:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nothing to say? dick got your tongue?
you remind me of that pussy in school that would be bullied to no ends until one day he thought he would tell the principal. the bully took his detention and afterwards washed the poor kids face in the urinals. from that point on the kid took his lumps like a bitch
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:56:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
adore my seasoned dick in your mouth
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol look how hard he's trying to be a tough guy, it's adorable!
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't take your anger out on me zitboy
why don't you utilize your energies in a more positive manner?
like saving for "Neutrogena oil free zit wash cream cleanser"
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stupid
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep this on the front page. Hilarious.
I think I know who you are. I'll email a user to prove it later. God, I'm lame.
ps, please don't kill me.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're posting inane crap, just like the rest of us. Doesn't that make you all warm and fuzzy inside?
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blah blah blah suck my dick, blah blah blah auto fellatio, blah blah blah sloppy blowjob..
damn you are so fucking predictable..
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you fucktarts really ARE useless when it comes to anything, apart from blowing ginormous dick
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well then, any suggestions as to who it might be?
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:20:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck you bitch, you owe me a sloppy blowjob
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're welcome sweetie
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for the definition there webster
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Extension: MHT
MHTML Document Microsoft Corporation
Archived Web Page. When you save a Web page as Web archive, the Web page saves this information in Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension HTML (MHTML) format with a .MHT file extension. All relative links in the Web page are remapped and the embedded content is included in the .MHT file. The absolute references or hyperlinks on the Web page remain unchanged and the .MHT file is viewed using Internet Explorer.
Note: This file type can become infected and should be carefully scanned if someone sends you a file with this extension. .....
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait, i just asked someone here, it's an archived web page?
You posted grainy pictures of a squirrel and a robin?
wtf?
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:15:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck is a .mht file?
I ain clickin on all dat.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1.) this hardly makes sense
2.) What the fuck kind of file is that? Looks suspect to me
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
suck my dick
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'tard
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-11 18:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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