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GPF - Not The Father (877 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.38 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Karen (View user info) at 2007-04-13 01:43:16 EDT




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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-20 08:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In regards to your inquiry for a good digital camera at or under $300USD...I'd recommend a Canon PowerShot SD1000. You can get one for between $250-275, depending on where you buy. I shop at http://www.imaging-resource.com/ for cameras and have never been disappointed.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wayne Brady, come on edown

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate this bandwagon, but this is a good one.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My favorite is when it's the Maury Povich show and they bring on some slut that has been on the show 4 or 5 times already testing 3 guys each time. I was watching one like that one day and this chick had the nerve to ACT SURPRISED when none of the 3 guys she tested that day were the father. The dudes weren't even worried at this point. They all just sat there.

Maury: Darius, you are NOT the father.
Darius: [sitting calmly] Yeah, I know.
Maury: Shawndell, you are NOT the father.
Shawndell: [waking up] Oh, word. [goes back to sleep]
Maury: Daiquan, you are NOT the father.
Daiquan:
Maury: Where's Daiquan?
Darius: Dat nigga left a half hour ago.
Shaniqua: [incomprehensible wails of sorrow]
Maury: [pats Shaniqua's shoulder] Everything's going to be alright.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd be dancing too

Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that chaosjester dancing?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 05:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wouldn't it be hilarious if there were a "Who's the mother?"



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 05:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Im glad Barts not the father

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 05:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awesome...probably one of the best GPF

btw, i almost went to the Rouge last Saturday. many people i know told me to go check it out. then i reminded myself that you go there and i was like 'eeeeew, what if we see each other!' so i opted for Diable Vert, which was boring as fuck.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-04-13 03:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My hair is burned.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-13 03:16:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-13 03:14:21 EDT (#)
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................................................PI-time!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-13 03:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I've seen many guys do the same for the opposite statement...
Strange world.

Hi K !

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-13 02:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK GPF

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-13 02:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Yup!


Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-13 02:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

gotta love them dancin gifs

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-13 02:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LAWL at comments 2-5.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-13 02:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha pwned.

I hate how the host is always on the woman's side no matter what. If it is the father, he doesn't console the father, he's just like "Ha! She won!" And if it isn't, he's like "OH I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU!" to the girl.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if there were a "Who's the mother?"

I only know this because I play video games in the same reason as people who watch talk shows on Wednesdays when I don't have school.

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-13 01:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

at least im not the father

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-13 01:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're a douchebag

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-13 01:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i
am
bart

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-13 01:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is my least favorite bandwagon.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-13 01:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw one of these episodes on TV the other day and they are funny.

They can dance too!


Bart: What'd you do? Screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger
than Jesus?

Homer: All the time. It was the title of our second album.

Homer's Barbershop Quartet