Hahaha I Just Owned Myself (592 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-04-13 03:54:24 EDT
I work at the library. I don't do anything, I'm pretty much paid to do my homework. Paid 9 dollars an hour, which for a college student is not a bad bit of cash. Let's just say it pays for my booze.
Anyway, I get a lot of hot girls in here. There's one right now about 20 feet away to my 1 o'clock. I caught her eyeing me a little while ago when she walked out of the room for a moment, just a happenstance glance that I accidentally caught when I looked up from my book. As she returned I surreptiously (sp) checked 'er out...nice ass, big tits. She was wearing a sweatshirt, but I can tell.
Anyhoo, she just sat back down at her desk after coming back inside, holding chips or something...she's eating them at this moment.... I decide to take a break from my book and do a cool little leanback in my chair, a little body language to her (of course, while not looking) to let her know that I'm a cool sumbitch.
Unfortunately, during the leanback movment, I leaned back just a little too far. Quickly I could feel the balance going too far...I was about to fall over the chair backwards, which I think is one of the most embarrassing things you can do when people are around. To save myself, I awkwardly put out my right hand and sort of rolled out of the chair. When I stood up, I glanced over to see her staring straight at me.
I managed a lame
'well, at least I didn't fall out'
She nodded while laughing-at me, not with me. I have about fifteen things in my head that I should have said, could have said, to perhaps salvage the situation- you never know, maybe this was my next girlfriend and this is the funny story how we met.
Oh well, I laugh at myself.
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Miss.Sassy (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would have rather seen you fall out of the chair.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My curry was tasty.
I won £200 on the national today.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-04-13 18:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would've laughed my ass off at you! Funny little story.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the next correct thing for you to say would have been 'pull my finger'
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you can't complete a simple task like sitting in a chair, how in the hell are you going to convince her you have better control over your dick?
Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is like some crap orph might post about how cool and white he is ... seriously nobody cares about you or him... both of you listen up... cut your wrists , forget to breathe and have a bowl of razor blades for lunch...oh yeah i'd kick you in your nuts if you had any. fuck off.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahaha, no one cares, tell it to your blog, faggot.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:46:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you can't complete a simple task like sitting in a chair, how in the hell are you going to convince her you have better control over your dick?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What were the 15 things you could have said, I may need them.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You seem like a socially paranoid douche. But no hard feelings and good luck.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
at this point, just go for broke and ask her out
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-13 04:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get her phone number......... right now
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2007-04-13 03:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't read it. I'm drunk.
My hair is burned.