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not SUPA Round 2: I Wrote a Poem, Too (727 hits)

Category: None

Rating: 1.67 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-04-13 07:56:18 EDT



Well, I typed it out, anyway:



"American Foreign Policy" by George Carlin

There's a goofy guy,
Let's hit him in the eye.






Thank you.

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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what...the...fuck?

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nurrrrrrrr

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Oh baby, I love it when you nur.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-06-24 02:20:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me beer and whiskey, O Lord, and please let me be inconsequential.

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I don't remember saying this, but it is the most profound and meaningful thing I've ever said. A contradiction, perhaps.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-20 05:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

blt is +2 spamming lungie's act.!

well, so what?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-20 20:59:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loooove him. Thanks.


See, it doesn't take much to make me happy.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-20 19:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Julie London +2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:10:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give me beer and whiskey, O Lord, and please let me be inconsequential.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-15 02:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

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?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I struggled.

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Ah ha! I bet you did!

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I struggled.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-13 20:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:08:20 EDT (#)

Lungfish: "Loser."

Yup.
===
<3

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mickey Mouse really though Minnie was a Goofy fucker...


Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm. You're getting a +2 because I don't want to agree with that Dance faggot.


Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would like to punch someone in the eye. Right now. Grrrr.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's lungfish for gods sake.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I enjoy the freak. I know who he is.


I've got to get ready for work, else I'd love to continue this gay banter, and I do mean gay.

One thing, in case Shlongy stops by: Shlongy, feel free to use this poem in your next SUPA round. I don't mind.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

faggot?

How do you think YOU got here?

oh wait, I think I donated my jizz to one of those sperm banks only I hadn't counted on a rabid/dyslexic/schizophrenic-whore/tramp bitch getting her hands on it. I thought they had "preventive safeguards in place" but it seems I was mistaken after all.

Oh well, I guess everything happens for a reason. In your case that would more specifically mean; *SHIT* happens for a reason, the shit being you of course.



The self-insght in this review is stunning. So is the willingness to spread it all over the place.
Thank god for losers! Let's see how he dances to my .457 magnum...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nurrrrrrrr

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:24:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

what was that reason?

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:23:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

faggot?

How do you think YOU got here?

oh wait, I think I donated my jizz to one of those sperm banks only I hadn't counted on a rabid/dyslexic/schizophrenic-whore/tramp bitch getting her hands on it. I thought they had "preventive safeguards in place" but it seems I was mistaken after all.

Oh well, I guess everything happens for a reason. In your case that would more specifically mean; *SHIT* happens for a reason, the shit being you of course.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:09:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank Hurty. I knew the Scotman in you would see you straight.

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Nae bother.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank Hurty. I knew the Scotman in you would see you straight.

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

compo

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

can you say LOSER?

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Lungfish: "Loser."

Yup.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm. You're getting a +2 because I don't want to agree with that Dance faggot.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



George Carlin is God.



Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

can you say LOSER?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This was of epic proportions!

touche ! http://www.ubersite.com/m/100002#2357424

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I put a lot of effort in this thing. Damn.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU CAN'T MINUS 2 LUNGFISH !!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 08:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I've enjoyed his stuff in the past, but this was wank.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:58:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

YOU CAN'T MINUS 2 LUNGFISH !!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-13 07:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

?


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