We got it all on GPF! (791 hits)
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Submitted by Particle Man, nailed Triangle Man's wife. (View user info) at 2007-04-13 09:26:26 EDT
Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework
Prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now
User Reviews
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fucking a, i forgot the rate
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
auto cooney +2
"ahhh red snapper, tasy fish"
"SOOO STOOOOPIDDD"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-13 21:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I watched UHF last night with The Boy.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 UHF.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never expected a film like UHF to gain a cult following.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
~Long Duck Dong Approved~
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is the only joke I can ever remember!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-04-13 11:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Despina (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol dance with a devil ur cute and funny do u wanna hang out? where r u from? Do u have a gf? i like guys with an atitude.....your probally very saxual
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100686#2379376
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-13 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think candy canes are abused zebra parts.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha. I'm-a gonna go home and watch that movie tonight now, I think. It's been a long time.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the gif and the joke
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-13 09:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of my all time favorite jokes.
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The manager points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian, "You're in charge of sweeping". To the Irishman, "You're in charge of shoveling" To the Chinese guy, "And you're in charge of supplies". "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile."
So the manager goes away for a couple of hours. And when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?
The Italian guy replies, "I didn't have a broom. You said the Chinese guy was in charge of the supplies, but he disappeared and I couldn't find him" So then the manager turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies, "I couldn't get myself a shovel. You left the Chinese guy in charge of supplies and I couldn't find him." The manager is really pissed now, and storms off toward the pile of Sand looking for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"