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Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.52 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-04-13 13:24:56 EDT


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:49:26 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101080#2392009

your thoughts on this, mon vieux

---

hey boss hey boss!

look at me!

lookie what I did!

huh! didja read that? huh? didja boss huh? didja? It was gooder huh boss?

I gottem good huh? Didn't I?

------
rob was REALLY upset here, because I pegged him quite solidly. Usually, he ignores my insults to some degree, but this one must have got him really good, because he really went off on me.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wtf are u talking about?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101080#2392009

your thoughts on this, mon vieux

---

hey boss hey boss!

look at me!

lookie what I did!

huh! didja read that? huh? didja boss huh? didja? It was gooder huh boss?

I gottem good huh? Didn't I?




hahaha... yer an idiot!


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

yawns

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am merely retaliating because you insisted on doing a comparison of my over all rankings and yours. It occurred to me that mine would be much higher without your contributions so I'm helping out by evening things up so you can compare apples to apples so to speak.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101080#2392009

your thoughts on this, mon vieux

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

the bike right?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:02:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

revealing though
tell me, which one of the people here in this lovely movie do you identify with?

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I wish you would cut it out because this isn't even an interesting post to make me come back to.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

rules are rules though

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn this is tedious.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:46:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

almost there

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my bad

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh dear I almost forgot

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-20 13:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thx for saving me all the trouble i had to go through with jaypeg when i tried to open his eyes on his condition.

and of course telling me that i'm pretty. internet ego boosts totally give me confidence in real life. couldn't function without those. in fact, imo ask for a raise right now :-D

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-20 12:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-20 12:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-20 08:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Last call" means "last call for drinks at a bar, right before closing - hence you would say "any fat loud woman will do" right before they're closing, since you're desperate at that point, and you would take anything home with you.
===
wow, he's quite a comedian.

did you know that rob is 260 pounds?

---

Almost 300 now.

AND I have hemorrhoids. 1 tooth and bad gas.

Don't forget the chronic halitosis and smelly feet. I also walk with a limp, have a large hump growing out of the top part of my hairy back, AND I listen to John Tesh's greatest hits on a constant (blissful) loop.

I am hideous. Children cry, ladies flee.

You are so darn pretty Caul - I'm like, totally jealous.



Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-20 12:01:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.yikers.com/video_dude_weighs_in_at_half_a_ton.html

P.S. - IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE LAST COMMENT YOU MADE, I JUST HAPPENED TO COME ACROSS IT AND THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY IT

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They're putting this in the new GTA: Tokyo.

That guy is doing to that chick what Ubersite does to me. And i Love it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:14:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-20 08:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Last call" means "last call for drinks at a bar, right before closing - hence you would say "any fat loud woman will do" right before they're closing, since you're desperate at that point, and you would take anything home with you.
===
wow, he's quite a comedian.

did you know that rob is 260 pounds?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you really need to stop going to moid. how do you get a .org domain name?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmmm, this is detering me of my future plans to go to japan. don't want a drive by wanking :(

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-20 08:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Last call" means "last call for drinks at a bar, right before closing - hence you would say "any fat loud woman will do" right before they're closing, since you're desperate at that point, and you would take anything home with you.

I think that made even less sense than the original = (

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-20 08:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the hell does that mean?

speak english, mofo

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


heh - What Caul thinks right after last call below.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

any fat loud woman will do

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


... um I thought I was 'Oprah'.

Get your insults right.



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:47:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

thank you, rosie o'donnell

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


...yer a genius Dr. Goebbels.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if you say something long enough, it eventually catches on. :-D

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

according to rob himself, he's built somewhat like jaypeg.

----

HAHA! Your desperation is awesome.




Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 10:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/100797

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-16 12:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I STILL love this.

Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 09:40:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FOR THE WIN

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wh ... what's going on? Wh ... wha ... why am I on a Japanese box?

-- Homer Simpson
In Marge We Trust


Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-14 02:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bukkake to the head!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-14 02:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2007-04-14 01:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

Strangely appropriate simpsons quote...

Submitted by PrescriptionX (user info) at 2007-04-14 01:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!

-- Homer Simpson
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield

Strangely appropriate simpsons quote...

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-14 01:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

woulda been more amusing if she was a gun owner

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-14 00:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Japs are fuckin strange, nothin else too it.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-13 19:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf is up with asian people, whenever you see Moid.org-like things like cartoon men elaborately stretching their anuses or women swallowing squids through their vaginas its always from Japan. we either used too many nukes or not nearly enough.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

here's something to reverse all that ugliness fey: http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578

HAHAHHAHAA, I AM SO HUMBLE!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

check this out Caul
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/13/hate.toronto.reut/index.html
===
neato!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha.
sperms are funny. especially when they're shot at someone.
got any hair gel?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Call me lazy and hedging my bets but post your name in everything.

And ok. I'll bite. I'm heading back to see if you ever posted anything that wouldn't have me pursing my prude lips at you and asking what your issue is.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

check this out Caul
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/13/hate.toronto.reut/index.html

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think you should write something.... you must've had some bizarre situation happen..


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it clearly says Submitted by Caulaincourt on the front page, i don't need to post my name in the title, unless you only use the MRR column.

besides, only my last 5 posts or so are weird shit. i usually write actual stuff. though i don't know if the quality of my writting surpasses this content. :-P

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't think I will. But how about you and I come to an agreement? You post your name in the title of everything you post on Uber, ever, and I will not click on your posts. Alright then. It's a deal.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 16:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i posted the link below...go find something you like

lol http://moid.org/ed/xcgasdf.gif

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously.

Nevermind what is wrong with the images you post. What is wrong with you? Do you want to talk about it? Can I help, in some way?
===
it's the internet, home of goatse and lemonparty...relax

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can you post more of this type? I think they're GREAT

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ohhhhh yea!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lmao

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously.

Nevermind what is wrong with the images you post. What is wrong with you? Do you want to talk about it? Can I help, in some way?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That is fucking nasty.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-13 15:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eeeeeeeeuugh

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:44:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Crazy japs...

Great post

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where do you find this shit?
===
moid.org

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 14:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

TAMPA MOTHERFUCKERS!

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:57:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh those kooky asians!

+2 for the Japanese version of "There's Something About Mary~san"



Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this rape shake brought all the rapes to the yard

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe you're still here after the dog thing...


but this was fucking hilarious.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blimey that is some self control..

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:42:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where do you FIND these things?

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where do you find this shit?

----------------------------

Obviously, the answer is:

Japan.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where do you FIND these things?

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

where do you find this shit?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is gold!

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Looks more white and gooey to me.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe you're still here after the dog thing...


but this was fucking hilarious.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's gotta be hard to do; to aim, run, and janx in such order like that.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:30:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ewww

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-13 13:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is gold!


You know, some of these stories are pretty good. I never knew mice
lived such interesting lives.

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge