Read The Filename and Tell Me What You Think? (810 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.33 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-04-14 13:12:39 EDT
I'm drunk! Now being drunk is not the worst thing in the world, but it still means that I am unable to harness my faculties to their full potential.
All these things aside, I still know that I can run a marathon, catch a shark, or eat the ass out of low flying duck.
Ducks are stringy and they taste like ass. Especially when you eat them from the same end I did.
Anywho, What I really came here to say is that I want to be part of this team. Part of the cycle that keeps this machine moving.
I know that sometimes you guys really hate me but it is generally a simple case of you misunderstanding me.
In closing, I'd just like to say that I love you all, and I wish that you'd all go and fuck yourselves.
p.s I hate you all.
p.p.s See above.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Read The Filename and Tell Me What You Think? (598 hits)
Category: Romance
Rating: 0.43 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item) X
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Submitted by Sphagnum (View user info) at 2007-04-14 10:12:39 PDT
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I'm drunk! Now being drunk is not the worst thing in the world, but it still means that I am unable to harness my faculties to their full potential.
All these things aside, I still know that I can run a marathon, catch a shark, or eat the ass out of low flying duck.
Ducks are stringy and they taste like ass. Especially when you eat them from the same end I did.
Anywho, What I really came here to say is that I want to be part of this team. Part of the cycle that keeps this machine moving.
I know that sometimes you guys really hate me but it is generally a simple case of you misunderstanding me.
In closing, I'd just like to say that I love you all, and I wish that you'd all go and fuck yourselves.
p.s I hate you all.
p.p.s See above.
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User Reviews
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-16 06:11:08 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-16 05:08:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
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Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-04-15 23:06:42 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, another person who 'doesn't care about hits.'
this makes my vagina tickle a little bit. if you want to write more stories than fucking do it. you can stroke you e-peen while giving some -2s along the way.
isnt it empowering. -2.
i just creamed myself.
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:47:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No. You shouldn't post more stories.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:18:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 06:36:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is rated too low.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-15 00:47:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
27 on 18 = 1.50
with those numbers there's no reason to research any specificity, so i'll have to say yes
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-04-15 00:08:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your 30 years old and you spell like a minor.
This story was also pretty boring and lacking in substance.
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:21:48 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stories is good
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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:26:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes you should.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:24:30 PDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:24:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:38:47 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
# Hits: 200162
Yay! Another pathetic milestone.
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Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:31:10 PDT (#)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-16 09:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-16 08:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-04-16 02:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, another person who 'doesn't care about hits.'
this makes my vagina tickle a little bit. if you want to write more stories than fucking do it. you can stroke you e-peen while giving some -2s along the way.
isnt it empowering. -2.
i just creamed myself.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No. You shouldn't post more stories.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 09:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is rated too low.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-15 03:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
27 on 18 = 1.50
with those numbers there's no reason to research any specificity, so i'll have to say yes
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-04-15 03:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-08-18 06:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your 30 years old and you spell like a minor.
This story was also pretty boring and lacking in substance.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-15 01:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
stories is good
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes you should.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-14 20:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
# Hits: 200162
Yay! Another pathetic milestone.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-14 20:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who gives a fuck?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-14 19:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm not particularily enthusiastic, but go ahead and keep posting if you like. I don't mind.
Auto "content I like but isn't yours" +1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you got your 200K
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think I'd like to give you a hot lunch with a beverage.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-14 16:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nope.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-14 15:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Part of this team? Pretty low standards there, chump.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To quote Neil Gaiman: We owe it to each other to tell stories
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:25:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just trying to crack 200,000 hits
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes!
I think everyone should keep posting and posting and posting. Who cares what other people think if everything were perfect it would be boring. Think of the pleasure of finding something really good amonst the crap.
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO!