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Humor for my first post (697 hits)

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Rating: 0.73 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Sassy (View user info) at 2007-04-14 13:52:36 EDT


My first post just a little humor.

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.


"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie.

I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,

Pierre what the hell are you doing?
I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!

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Submitted by Miss.Sassy (user info) at 2007-04-16 20:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

For those of you that gave me negative numbers your mad becasue your not just as cool as me. I really dont care I thought I would be a jerk to and post a negative comment. See what happens when you have a corn cob stuck up your ass all the time.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-16 13:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SHOULDA POURED CLAM JUICE ON HER INSTEAD

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-15 05:48:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 first post. My first post was a bunch of song lyrics written by somebody other than me. I went downhill after that.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-15 05:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Heard it years and years ago.

But my very first post all those years ago started with a joke, that was not as funny as this, so have +2

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-15 03:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-15 01:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not bad

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-14 23:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Haven't read much, yet, huh?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Predictable, but I liked it just the same.

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actually I was expecting something about a fish course

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-14 22:05:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

:D

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I find all jokes funny.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-14 21:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-14 18:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't humor supposed to be funny?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sorry, I have heard it before. It was still a good idea of how to pop your cherry without getting flamed.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd never heard it before, so +2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-14 17:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-14 16:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

old but good

Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-14 15:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me snort.

Just not cocaine.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-14 15:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fair enough

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-14 15:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I laughed but I can't +2 non-original work.

Yes I can, just not yours.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-14 15:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


good start.


Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok. I laughed.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bubba rocks. we seem to agree today on everything.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 11:04:23 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Allow me the honors.

**********
You have no honor...


Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

can you see someone actually doing this -it's fucking priceless? i never thought the day would come when i'd consider a frenchman a badass

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

why not

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:26:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It made me smile

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

heh

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:04:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Allow me the honors.

**********
You have no honor...




Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-14 14:04:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Predictable, but I liked it just the same.

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-14 13:59:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Allow me the honors.


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