my virgin post please be gentle (521 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.01 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Noah Love <guitarjunky421.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-15 20:52:48 EDT
so this being my first post i thought i might tell you a little about myself. i am a 20 year old dude with long blonde hair green eyes i`m about 5 foot 9 inches and i weigh about 160. this fuckin sounds like a goddamn personal add any hooter dooters i`m a young musician trying to make it in a small town that doesn`t give a fuck. i play lead guitar in blues rock band that kicks some major ass. no payin gigs yet but that is going to change once we get our demo out.
enough about that shit just recently i`ve been taking niacin to clear out my system and damn does this shit burn. it felt extremely interesting my skin got all red and i got all itchy, not a real good buzz though ha ha. now onto a sadder note whitch isn`t half as sad as the shit i`ve read on this site. i live at my grandparents which makes a bachalor`s life pretty difficult but that alright i still have FFXII.
giving up drugs has been more of a challenge than i originally expected i have come to find that i am a weak willed individual. especially since crack is so fucking enjoyable. i was thinking about stealing some tussin and robo trippin tonight but i don`t think i can choke down a whole bottle of that shit again. thus explains why i live at my grandparents. no thats not fair i chose to live here because my grandparents were ailling and it`s rent free.
well thats enought for a very shitty first post, like i said be gentle
User Reviews
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have come to find that i am a weak willed individual. especially since crack is so fucking enjoyable.
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Hahahahhaha!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-16 11:40:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Call the police!!
Someone's stolen your shift key..
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-16 11:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-16 03:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man the alter quality has gone down hill.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-16 11:29:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, you should repost this here: www.ManHunt.net
I hope you find someone special.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-16 04:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh your A guy
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-04-16 04:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you want gentle you should try date rape.
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-16 04:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Great intro.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-16 03:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-16 03:29:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man the alter quality has gone down hill.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-16 03:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hooter dooters?
Seriously?
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i play lead guitar in blues rock band that kicks some major ass
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So y'all play plenty of Skynyrd and Scruggs?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You write like an alter. If you're not, that's sad.
(The -1 is because I'm being gentle).
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
not enuff nappy headed hos
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fucks sakes....
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fucks sakes....
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-16 01:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
20 year old dude that lives with grandparents seeks other like minded people to play video games and drink cough syrip with. Must live in same small town and be willing to play in a shitty blues band. Genuine inquries only as I spend a lot of time blowing people behind the bar we play in for money to buy crack.
What the fuck?
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-16 00:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post a video of yourself playing guitar.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-16 00:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't even know.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fucks sakes....
Submitted by ripple (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT SUCKS JUST AS HARD AS EVERYTHING ELSE ON HERE, ONLY IT DOESNT TRY TO HIDE IT WITH MOTHERFUCKING SEMICOLONS!
THIS WEBSITE IS A PUTRID, DECAYING, GANGRENE-INFECTED BEDSORE!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
robo trippin?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
20 years of age is no time to be giving up drugs.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its better when its rough.
Trust me.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS EVEN SAY?!
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this some kind of personals ad?
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You're a lucky dork that Bart even took the time here.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-15 22:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Its better when its rough.
Trust me.
Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
in your case I will consider Every post a "virgin post."
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your cynicism has no basis in reality, come back when you've suffered properly.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This breaks all the rules and is stupid to boot. It's easy to tell that the crack has already destroyed whatever brains you had to start with... probably not much lost there though.
Most likely this is an alter. Pretty lame.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i so hope this is not an alter
it seems that as soon as one goes down here three more generic versions of the same thing pop up
either way, there were so many 'first post faux-pas' here that i wont even rate it anything but a 0
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you and FFXII.
I left my game on for three fucking days using the Negalmuur cheat, getting all my characters up to level 99, and it STILL doesn't mean a Goddamn thing. The Behemoth King nearly wrecked my ass, and I had Vaan equipped with both a Zodiac Spear AND an Ensanguined Shield.
Fucker.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:07:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They've just come out wiht this AMAZING new shit, that helps people understand your written work.
It's called punctuation.
You should, like, get some. And stuff.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@W
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-04-15 21:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this some kind of personals ad?