A biting of TIDS if you will. (290 hits)
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Submitted by NoMeD (View user info) at 2007-04-16 16:19:39 EDT
There seems to be a lot of thought producing material circulating uber today. This post is not one of them. This post is about people. Generally all people, through out your life you will most likely encounter. Now, these people, the "masses" is all of us.
But I'm new, original and whatnot and so on.
No, no your not, so shut the fuck up and sit down. Take up your place in line, like a good little robot.
I suppose a time in life, happens to all of us. When your forced to grow up, take life as it is and build up yourself. Then you meet people, lots of people. Some are nice, angry, mean, sexsi, ect, ect. There are TWO, I repeat TWO people that you absolutely HAVE TO FUCKING watch out for.
Advantage Taker
This man will take you out. He will eat your scrotum. Also may act as a friend.
Now, I have had a couple of these people as friends. They're nice enough, until they see, opportunities. To get ahead in life these bastards will do mostly anything, possessions are like crack for their tinfoil. I never understood what was so appealing about the nice house, nice family, lots of money.... WAIT yeah I do, being poor is fun, about as fun as it gets. "Trust" me.
The last person you have to watch out for, your greatest enemy. This person can fuck your life up SO much ,without even realizing it. They can take everything from you, get you thrown in jail, get you ass raped by a chimpanzee on experimental sex drive meds, do anything with your life.
ANYTHING
You want to meet this person? Yeah?
Go look in a fucking mirror.
Cause that person is you.
Take care,
adios.
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:25:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:20:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:15:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
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It's okay. Flaming is a touchy business. Just take a deep breath (probably through your mouth considering the burrito situation) and make sure to include the word "fag" as often as you can. -best of luck-
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I have been schooled... Thanks FAG.
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hahaha....my pleasure
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:21:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
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I blame your poor typing on your brain you fucking douche. Also, after reading YOUR posts how fucking dare you. SIT on a plunger
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and slip faggot. :D
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:20:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I blame your poor typing on your brain you fucking douche. Also, after reading YOUR posts how fucking dare you. SIT on a plunger
Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:20:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:15:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
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It's okay. Flaming is a touchy business. Just take a deep breath (probably through your mouth considering the burrito situation) and make sure to include the word "fag" as often as you can. -best of luck-
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I have been schooled... Thanks FAG.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:19:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
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Blame the gas all you want, but there are no pills for down's syndrome, you fucking retard.
Take some pills for your lack of social aptitude.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:15:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
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It's okay. Flaming is a touchy business. Just take a deep breath (probably through your mouth considering the burrito situation) and make sure to include the word "fag" as often as you can. -best of luck-
Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:12:22 EDT (#)
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I am blaming my poor typing on my bad gas. No more Burrito's for lunch...
Should read " Don't they HAVE pills for Down Syndrome. GO TAKE SOME."
Shit I need an edit button.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:10:10 EDT (#)
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Next post, will be better. SUPA!
And with that, blessed be the nomed, for he hath had an amazing amount of inspiration.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:09:37 EDT (#)
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Yeah, well I enjoyed this post quite a bit. It's a good point. I like this guy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:06:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:02:39 EDT (#)
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Don't they pills for Down Syndrome? GO TAKE SOME.
^^^^^
Forget take yours too?
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Since when is "pills' a verb, Nugk?
P.S. What the fuck?
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:04:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:02:39 EDT (#)
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Don't they pills for Down Syndrome? GO TAKE SOME.
^^^^^
Forget take yours too?
Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-16 17:02:39 EDT (#)
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Don't they pills for Down Syndrome? GO TAKE SOME.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:57:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:55:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-16 13:27:46 PDT (#)
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an ok point, but you write like a re-re
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Maybe I am, going to alt education usually has its downsides. I do what I can. Plus this post was rushed and finished muy rapido, so yeah.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:55:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-16 13:27:46 PDT (#)
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an ok point, but you write like a re-re
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:54:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:30:40 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:42:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:20:06 EDT (#)
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Post script.
Im fucked on supa.
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Me too, and my round rival hasn't even posted yet.
...and I agree with the sentiments of this post.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:37:58 EDT (#)
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I'm with Merlina. About probably 80% of the new people I meet are all looking at what the person next to them is doing so they can be part of the crowd. God forbid they stick out.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:37:40 EDT (#)
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What an insight to the human condition you have given me.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:30:40 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:27:46 EDT (#)
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an ok point, but you write like a re-re
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:26:50 EDT (#)
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*financially*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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You know.... this is going to sound rather negative, but I think you have to watch out for a damn sight more than that.
About 65% of people I have met in my lifetime are either
a) dangerous
b) boring & talk about themselves only
c) jealous
d) deranged
e) out there to drain from you (either finalncially or mentally) - this is the most often type
f) as dim as an engery saving bulb thats just been switched on
The other 35% are ADORABLE of course.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:25:28 EDT (#)
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ew, period blood tastes nasty.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:24:23 EDT (#)
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I'd have yawned, but if I opened my mouth to do so, I would have drown in my own blood.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-16 16:20:06 EDT (#)
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Post script.
Im fucked on supa.