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The Perfect Society (262 hits)

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Submitted by Aeneas (View user info) at 2007-04-17 07:25:22 EDT


Women found to be incapable of child-bearing would be sold off as tools for home maintenance (cooking, cleaning, etc). Men who are found to be infertile would be pitted against various animals in a gladiator-esque environment, for the amusement of the masses. Any child found to have severe birth defects would be terminated upon birth. Racial segregation would be a mandatory requirement for society. This would mean an outlaw against interracial sex for the purpose of breeding. Those found to be in violation of this rule would be thrown into the gladiator arena. Worship of omnipotent deities would be forbidden, and all practices of personal religion to be disallowed. People would instead place faith and loyalty within the state as a collective, and patriotic endeavors would replace blind support of singular religion.

People displaying an IQ lower than the state-appointed average would be neutered, and placed in their assigned roles depending on gender, as previously stated. Health service would be available to those who have held down a steady job for an undecided length of time (other circumstances too long to name would also be accounted for). Those found to be healthy but show a refusal to work or study, would be issued with a warning. The final consequence being participation in a gladiator event. the gladiator arena, coupled with the IQ average, would also ease up pressure on the prison system. The prisons would instead be used for those who have been found guilty through a fair trial, and for sentences shorter than a life sentence. All life/death sentences would automatically mean participation in the gladiator arena. The appeals system for prison sentences would be abolished. Instead, the people -accused included- must have the utmost faith in their state-appointed judge. Minor details to increase the efficiency of trials (for both parties) would be arranged at a later date.

As for the education sector: Further education would be available at a fair cost. Those found to be pursuing a job within their chosen field, -after graduation- will be entitled to a reduced/abolished school fee, at the discretion of the person attending their case. Those found to be wasting their time in or after further education will not be entitled. As for high school... those who show a lacklustre attendance/achievement record, will have to take a compulsory test to determine whether or not they're worth saving, or whether they'll eventually end up feeding various animals within The Gladatorium. That's the name of the arena, by the way. Also, certain drugs would be banned or allowed depending on the overall impact they have on society as a whole, and to the body. Commonly accepted drugs that are readily available, such as nicotine, caffeine, and alcohol would still be available. There would, however, be strict regulations surrounding their production and sale, and development into creating safer alternatives.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So do you really think this or do you think it's funny to name a bunch of shit no one believes in?

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

To illustrate how retarded you are, let's examine the IQ. The state doesn't appoint an average. The average is determined by the relative IQs of the entire population and is defined to be 100. And if you start murdering the people with below average IQs, the relative average IQ is going to rise so that the tests administered would have to constantly change.

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I find it funny that you'd condemn yourself to death in your proposition. Your IQ is certainly well below average.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

meh

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:58:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nobody is restricting how I get my coffee. You should have burnt with the rest of Troy.

Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

IF It aint got weed, it aint got me.

Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-17 10:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-17 09:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Author, I bet you tried really, really, really hard to be sure you presented your ideas here as intelligently and as thought-out as possible.



Good effort, bad results.

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???????

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was fucking shit.




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Author, I bet you tried really, really, really hard to be sure you presented your ideas here as intelligently and as thought-out as possible.



Good effort, bad results.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Russell Crowe nods approvingly

Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This seems like some warped spartan/roman manifesto.

You're not putting your famous name to much use...

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you probably would've gotten away with it if it was even remotely funny..


Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-17 08:11:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Women found to be incapable of child-bearing would be sold off as tools for home maintenance (cooking, cleaning, etc). Men who are found to be infertile would be pitted against various animals in a gladiator-esque environment, for the amusement of the masses."

I didn't bother to read past this. What is the point of this? If ANYTHING it should be the opposite. ANyone who is infertile can lead a fulfilling life, without the strings of children. It doesn't make you less of a person becuase you don't 'get married, fuck, and raise babies like you're suppose to'. Stupid monkeys.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Reads like an essay for some kinda dip shitty university course.

Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Couldn't be fucked to read all of this but I agree with everything in the first paragraph. Except the interracial bit, I love to smash the white pussy!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This was fucking shit.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...what about the insane?

gladiators?
not much sport when they know no fear.
or are so out of it just a free meal for a lion.

what about those that enforce this system? who are the leaders?
someone must make the rules when change occurs.

i dunno, world's fucked up a little, but this is worse.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-17 07:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

But how would we get masterful pieces of shit like this post if we culled off you and all your other siblings born with an umbilical cord wrapped around their necks.


This is the darkest day in the history of Springfield. If anybody
wants me I'll be in the shower.

-- Homer Simpson
Lemon of Troy