Loves me some Walgreens (305 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.4 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BigRick (View user info) at 2007-04-17 11:23:21 EDT
Me: "What you want to do tonight?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night Pinky" (love that cartoon!)
Friend: "I don't know Bigrick, as long as it involves beer"
Me: "I wish I was not so fat and drunk so I can pick up chicks."
Okay, I didn't really say that but damn.
My friend and I were at my apartment (flat) and the night was young. I don't think it was too young cause I have seen it every night, everybody else sees it too, so it was probably some wrinkled whore.
Stupid whore!
I just got my home phone installed. I had it installed because the phone company will not give you DSL service unless you have a home phone.
Stupid whore!
Like how you can't eat just one Pringles chip. I have tried, it is not possible! Then we all went and ate ice cream.
Stupid whore!
My phone rang. The phone I just had installed and have not had a chance to give the number out to yet.
My friend stops downloading asian pron with the new DSL service and we immediately look at each other.
I answer the phone to hear "Dis da Walgreen's photo partment?"
I do the normal thing and say "Fuck you bitch, you know who dis be, I'm Rob Van Winkle!"
Okay, I didn't really say that but damn.
I say "No, you have the wrong number"
She doesn't say anything like I'm sorry for making you stop what you were doing in the young whore of a night and answer the phone. Bitch.
I hang up the phone.
The phone immediately rings again, I look at my friend who once again stops watching Asian pron and looks at me.
I answer the phone "Walgreen's Photo Department how can I help you?"
I hear "bout damn time, I been callin dis numer all damn day" It was that same redneck bitch who hung up on me and what's worse is SHE WAS LYING!!!
Stupid Whore!
So I say "I'm sorry maam we are really busy helping others who are in the actual store, what can I do for you"
She says "I am tryin to findout if my pectures are dun"
I say "I can check that for you, but first let me ask you if you have any nude pictures?"
Her "Whaat? I caant beleef you just axed me dat! No I ain't got no pectures of me naked in der!"
I say "Well then I assure you your pictures are not processed yet. We process the albums with nude photos first sorry."
Her "You a sick sumbitch you know that! Let me talk yo managa!"
I then hand the phone to my friend is dying laughing the whole time while asian pron plays in the background. Loves me some asian pron.
Friend says "This is the manager" in some queer fake deep voice.
She says "Dis da managa?!"
Friends says "I think I just said that I am the manager, is there a problem?!" once again in a fake deep voice.
She says "Yo employee just toldid me tha yall aint gonna do my pectures cause there aint none of me naked in dem!"
Friend says "Yes maam, that is our policy, it is on the form you signed when you dropped them off, you should read the fine print."
She says "Yo sombitches are sick!" and then hangs up.
Stupid Whore!
My friend and I laugh and shake our fists at the young whore of a night that has fucked us again.
I then get another phone call on my home phone about 5 minutes later.
I stop watching midget Asian pron and answer phone again.
I say "Walgreens photo department"
I hear a redneck guy say "Hey where fuck yall located?!"
I gave him directions to an actual Walgreens in the general area.
He hangs up without saying anything.
I feel sorry for the folks that work in the photo department there!
Get r done!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-18 16:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do betttr
Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:53:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
claRIFication!
The storey itself wasent all that bad. It was like,
STUPID WHORE
and like
STUPID WHORE
and so forth.
Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:47:32 EDT (#)
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Eh, I guess it was funnier in person... :)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:46:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:44:37 EDT (#)
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and normally i get on with rednecks.
you suck though.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:39:27 EDT (#)
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And I loves me some -2s.
YEEEE-HAAAW
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:38:26 EDT (#)
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hey look an ETS camwhore.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:37:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Me: "What you want to do tonight?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night Pinky" (love that cartoon!)
Friend: "I don't know Bigrick, as long as it involves anal sex, black midgets and gallons of astro glide"
Me: "Im glad im so fat and drunk so I can pick up HIV infested whores like you pal!"
Okay, It dosent matter, I got HIV already anyway...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:35:15 EDT (#)
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Heh.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:33:08 EDT (#)
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Ok, let's see which of these last 2 posts gets taken off the front page first.
Anyone taking bets? It's a tough call.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:28:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:26:50 BST (#)
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we know what a fucking apartment is.
wanker.(jerkoff)
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:26:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we know what a fucking apartment is.
wanker.(jerkoff)