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Submitted by Unabonger (View user info) at 2007-04-17 11:32:02 EDT




33 Students are dead and an estimated 26 wounded at Virginia Tech. Some piece of shit had a couple guns and shot two kids in a dorm then walked over to campus and, two hours later, shot up classrooms on the second story of a building. He then turned the gun on himself, making the largest school massacre to date in this country and the largest shooting massacre remembered in modern history.

Police said they found his backpack contained a receipt for the Glock 9mm he used in the shootings. A 22mm was also found. Somone sold this kid this gun. The shooter was identified as Cho Seung-Hui, 23, a senior.

News of this shooting sent shockwaves throughout the rest of the world. I imagine they're asking "what the FUCK is wrong with those Americans??"


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From MSNBC News:

"LONDON - The deadly university rampage in Virginia that killed 33 people sent shock waves around the world Tuesday with newspapers and talk shows delving into the American psyche and raising questions about lax gun controls in the United States."
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From BBC News:

"The killings at a university in the state of Virginia have sparked yet again a heated debate about gun control in the United States. The BBC News website looks at some of the issues arising from the worst shooting spree in the country's peacetime history.

Why are shootings at educational institutions so common in the US?


This depends on who you ask. For those opposed to the country's liberal gun laws the key problem is easy access to highly powered weapons. They say the school shootings merely throw into sharp relief what is happening across a country where 30,000 people die of gun wounds every year. Others contend that these killings take place within a deep culture of violence, which they say is promoted in the US through music, film and video games."
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Now I know what you're probably saying to yourself. "The gunman wasn't a US citizen". I got that too. He was an exchange student from South Korea who was an English major and was in his senior year.

I don't give a fuck who's pulling the trigger. I give a fuck who's selling these guns to them. Now you're going to have the campus security involved in a blame game (and maybe they should, it was two hours between the killings at the dorm and the killings at the education building). Is anyone going to point to the gun companies? Or the retail places that are selling weapons to alien citizens who are 23 years old? It may happen but it'll all be drowned out in the fuzz caused by asking college security why it took so long to react.

I've been looking but as of yet am unsuccessful in finding a statistic that shows how many home invaders were shot in 2006. The 9mm and the 22mm are both said to be home defense weapons. How many burglars were shot and killed or wounded with these weapons last year? I don't know but I bet it doesn't come near close to the number of accidental or violent deaths used by these weapons.

So what's the answer now? Make sure EVERY kid in college has a gun? Are the gun lobbyists going to make sure their children are armed to the teeth when they go to college? Or high school? Maybe church too.

It's a frightening world these kids have to deal with. Get the guns out of the hands of children.

I'm ashamed.


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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-18 01:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:42:40 EDT (#)
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great, the post against the grain of uber ended up on heat to be read and mine falls off...shitty.

Submitted by guitarjunky421 (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:12:13 EDT (#)
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this was bound to happen again i was just waiting for when and how large of a magnitude

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 18:16:30 EDT (#)
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Benjamin Franklin lived in a different United States.

There's a shit load more people here now. With growing population, the same formula doesn't work.

"With the way things are going today, it'll be pretty soon that the only rights we'll have left are religion, guns, and the right to turn down British soldiers asking for quarter."

--Bill Maher

I'd never say the Constitution shouldn't be changed. It should be changed constantly. But stop taking away our rights to speak, assemble, trial by jury, search and seizure only with warrants, and literature and start altering the laws that pertain to guns.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-17 17:41:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

All I know is that the bastard CEO's at all the news organizations must be erect with joy over this tragedy.

I mean, they've milked the Anna Nicole Smith's paternity bullshit dry... there's no other REAL news left to report in the world right now, correct???




Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-17 17:29:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-17 17:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Those who are willing to trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security."
-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Said by a man that took an active role in the kicking of Englands Ass. Anyone who thinks removing the right to own guns solves this problem is a fool.

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Stop quoting Benjamin Franklin. I'm not quoting William James or John Locke every time someone needs convincing of psychological genius. BF was gun-toting freak, in a time where gun-toting freaks were still needed. Times are wholly different, now. What in fucking hell would that guy have done if people didn't sell him guns easily and immediately? Throwing Knives?

Quoting people on unrelated issues does not make you look smart.
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Being retarded isn't making you look smart either. Let me see... Can you still buy windex? Or any other form of ammonia? How about fertilizer? It did fucking wonders in OK. city. PEOPLE ARE THE FUCKING PROBLEM. This guy decided he wanted to kill alot of people. And the tool he chose was a handgun. He could have made a bomb just as easy. Or use a car. Do the world a favor and climb a tree and jump.

The BF quote is related. I am not giving up my freedom to live in a fucking prison that portrays a false sense of security. Grow a brain.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-17 17:23:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What I hate is people blaming shit like this on movies, music and video games. There is absolutly no evidence that any of those things cause this shit to happen.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-17 17:03:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Those who are willing to trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security."
-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Said by a man that took an active role in the kicking of Englands Ass. Anyone who thinks removing the right to own guns solves this problem is a fool.

____________________

Stop quoting Benjamin Franklin. I'm not quoting William James or John Locke every time someone needs convincing of psychological genius. BF was gun-toting freak, in a time where gun-toting freaks were still needed. Times are wholly different, now. What in fucking hell would that guy have done if people didn't sell him guns easily and immediately? Throwing Knives?

Quoting people on unrelated issues does not make you look smart.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Indo:

I don't know how many burglars were shot or killed but I know that Robbers fear armed homeowners more than the police. I know that is why 13% of all burglaries in the US occur when nobody is home as opposed to 53% in the UK.

So, what you're saying is that burglaries when noone is home (53%, as you said) occur more often compared to burglaries when someone ís home in the UK than in the US? Either you're explaining it wrong, or you're contradicting yourself, there. I take it the UK home owners are léss likely to own a gun, and burglars being scared would break in more when there is nobody home?

Freebie:

You're obviously sarcastic or retarded. If everyone carried a gun, almost every fistfight would turn into a shooting. Also, in the event of someone like this Korean fucker opening fire, wouldn't everyone start shooting randomly? Not to mention guns going off by accident. It might just be me, but I'd figure I'd rather have people cutting each other up than shooting each other, if we háve to have violence, as most of you Americans are convinced of.

Submitted by Nugk (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Those who are willing to trade freedom for security deserve neither freedom nor security."
-BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Said by a man that took an active role in the kicking of Englands Ass. Anyone who thinks removing the right to own guns solves this problem is a fool.

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:15:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That last part, "make sure every kid in college has a gun" is a good idea.

Casualties would have been much lower if the victims had something to fight back with.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:15:41 EDT (#)
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my ex had a gun cause she did marksmanship things with the school, she had to keep it in a special campus location

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:45:36 EDT (#)
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No reasonable person would argue that people should all carry guns, but there are at least two cases I know of where people with concealed weapon permits stopped people going on shooting rampages in schools.

In 2002 two students stopped a school shooter at Appalachain Law School (they were breaking school rules, in soem states they would have been breaking the law by having a gun in their car on school).

In 1997 at Mississippi's Pearl High School the Assistant principle stopped a student in the middle of a shooting spree.

Now that really isn't possible because most schools in a poorly thought out race to overprotect kids they don't allow guns by anyone but police. I am not arguing students who live in dorms should be alowed to have them there, but if you live off campus, and have a permit the school shouldn't try and stop you from having a gun.


Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:39:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd be more apt to tackle or fight with someone stabbing or clubbing classmates than shooting them. Nobody wants to tackle a gunman to the ground.
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I would if it was obvious I wasn't getting out of the room alive anyways.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I've been looking but as of yet am unsuccessful in finding a statistic that shows how many home invaders were shot in 2006. The 9mm and the 22mm are both said to be home defense weapons. How many burglars were shot and killed or wounded with these weapons last year? I don't know but I bet it doesn't come near close to the number of accidental or violent deaths used by these weapons."

I don't know haw many burglars were shot or killed but I know that Robbers fear armed homeowners more than the police. I know that is why 13% of all burglaries in the US occur when nobody is home as opposed to 53% in the UK.


Anywhere in the US where handguns have been banned gun violence has increased when compared witht he national average.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:18:02 EDT (#)
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keep in mind the area and population if the usa

if you want to compare the uk with the usa, then compare it with say a state like georgia

if you wantto compare somehing comparable then compare the usa to the rest of europe, its more of an equal comparison.

not all of the us is fucked, jsut consider that if it takes 1 in 100,000 to do something like this then it is more likely to happen where there are more people to help the stats

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-17 15:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

def. retals, Una.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/70831#2383205

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:53:07 EDT (#)
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I'd be more apt to tackle or fight with someone stabbing or clubbing classmates than shooting them. Nobody wants to tackle a gunman to the ground.

Maybe he'd have still killed but not on such a grand scale. And he might have thought twice about doing it if he actually had to use a sharp or blunt object and a bit of elbow grease to do it.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure that in a week or so they'll be talking about how someone stole Long Duck Dong's ammo money in Brit Lit class (see also Columbine (http://denver.rockymountainnews.com/shooting/1003col4.shtml)), or how some thoughtless jock called him a slant (see also Timothy Vang (http://washingtontimes.com/national/20050130-123456-1371r.htm)). Facing racism and cruelty, columnists will report, Long Duck really had no choice BUT to shoot 50 innocent bystanders.

So far, I've heard people blame the VT shootings linked to violent video games, movies, and music, ADD, American culture, the NRA, global warming, the war in Iraq, and George W Bush, but I've never once heard the shooter held accountable. Why? Because time this happens, people jump on their soapboxes and try to pin the responsibility on everything under the sun except the culprit. We tell people that the world is to blame for all their misplaced rage and aggression, then act surprised when they grab a gun and shoot their world up.

Yeah, take their guns away. That'll solve the problem. History has proven that there's nothing ELSE humans could use to maim each other with.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 14:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:52:15 EDT (#)
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__________

Now is that a retal or do you disagree?

cause I'm thinking you're an idiot for trying to delete your posts and believeing people who said you could so when I came over and called out the obvious "You're a stupid son of a bitch, aren't you?" you got all butthurt.

That's cool. You, unfortunately, have to live with yourself every day knowing what a moron you are.

Submitted by MEGACITO (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:54:35 EDT (#)
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I don't claim to have all the answers, nobody does... and I don't necessarially disagree with what you're saying... BUT, 23 is far from being considered a child.

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on the contrary, I know many children well into their 30s.

And the Freshman classrooms that got shot up were filled with 18 and 19 year olds.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:16:00 EDT (#)
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Right on.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 13:14:50 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:54:35 EDT (#)
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I don't claim to have all the answers, nobody does... and I don't necessarially disagree with what you're saying... BUT, 23 is far from being considered a child.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:38:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:34:39 EDT (#)
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c'mon dude, I thought I was going to get to see some porn.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:24:16 EDT (#)
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ASIAN HOMICIDAL MASS-MURDERER: "I doing school science project on multiple impact trajectories on confined spaces, prease to sell me hollow-point burrets?"

REDNECK GUN-SELLER: "Whatever, Chinaman, as long as yew ain't no towelhead, yore moneys good to me."
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Best review this week.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:16:26 EDT (#)
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C'mon though, look at it from the gun-seller's view, how was he to know?

ASIAN HOMICIDAL MASS-MURDERER: "I doing school science project on multiple impact trajectories on confined spaces, prease to sell me hollow-point burrets?"

REDNECK GUN-SELLER: "Whatever, Chinaman, as long as yew ain't no towelhead, yore moneys good to me."

Submitted by Comfortably_Numb (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:14:33 EDT (#)
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Gun laws can only go so far to protect people.

Far more people die in auto accidents, maybe we should have tougher laws on cars.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-17 12:04:32 EDT (#)
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What I hate is people blaming shit like this on movies, music and video games. There is absolutly no evidence that any of those things cause this shit to happen.

It's just people looking for a scapegoat, people diverting attention from the real causes. Poor parenting, shitty metal health care, lax gun laws, and shitty imigration polices.


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:56:23 EDT (#)
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"Get the guns out of the hands of children."
--

Said it all just there!




p.s. I feel rather cheated about the NSFW bit.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:52:59 EDT (#)
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22mm? or a .22cal?

cause a 22mm gun would be a fucking hand cannon.

If they really found a receipt that would be fucking awesome, talk about really sticking it to the gun nuts.

http://www.bradycampaign.org/legislation/state/viewstate.php?st=va

NO WAITING PERIOD ON GUNS IN VIRGINA.

SOMEONE BEAT THIS GUY'S HIGH SCORE PLS

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-17 16:50:27 BST (#)
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NEEDS MORE ANNA NICOLE SMITH FUCKING THE OLSEN TWINS WITH A STRAP ON.

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He's right, but I'll give you the benefit of doubt.....

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:52:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:51:00 EDT (#)
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my bad, the image didn't load...

damned bmps

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:50:27 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE ANNA NICOLE SMITH FUCKING THE OLSEN TWINS WITH A STRAP ON.

I'm honstly shocked that you would leave it out in the first place.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:49:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:43:50 EDT (#)
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So what's the answer now? Make sure EVERY kid in college has a gun?

Someone was actually argueing that exact case on Newsnight last night
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Of course there was. I'm sure you'll find someone arguing the point the community education centers simply shouldn't exist also.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:47:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:43:50 EDT (#)
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So what's the answer now? Make sure EVERY kid in college has a gun?

Someone was actually argueing that exact case on Newsnight last night

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:43:21 EDT (#)
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I found this to be comparitively rantworthy.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:41:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:39:19 EDT (#)
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You lied to me.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:38:10 EDT (#)
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CRAZY MONGORIANS!!!!!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:37:09 EDT (#)
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He was an engrish major?

That explains a lot.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:36:32 EDT (#)
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I guess I have to, huh?

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-17 11:34:25 EDT (#)
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majority rules bitch! deal!


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