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Submitted by Noah Love <guitarjunky421.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-17 20:07:25 EDT
this is directed to the one person who doesn`t think i`m totally laim. I don`t really know how to post a video, pictures, or anything like that but i`d like to know how. And to those who think i`m an alter i`m not why would i want to emulate any body on this website or any body at all for that matter. And i don`t exactly smoke crack it`s rolled in a joint it`s called a diablito.
Question: what is the biggest thing you have ever killed by accident or on purpose? Also was it enjoyable or did it leave you queasy and ready to empty the contents of your stomach.
Which brings to mind the time I had to drown a raccoon. I use to work for a small car repair shop locally owned and operated. Which meant that the man who owned it could do what ever he wanted to on the property. Anyways there was a vegitable garden with a prune tree that was constantly be ravaged by raccoons. So I was told to set up a live trap, which just a cage and a one way door in it. The next day in the trap was a slightly bewildered very pissed off coon. Step 1: Tie a rope to the cage, step 2: Throw into a pond. On my to the pond I started to feel a little dizzy and slightly nautious, yeah I know I sound like a complete pussy. Anyways I tossed the unfortunate little bastard into the pond and tied off the line. As I watched the last bubbles rise from it`s soggy grave I realized that I`m not that capable of killing. Always you here of false machismo about what other people have killed, but does ending the life of another being bring you any true kind of satisfaction. Allthough this is not the end of my little story sorry. But later I got to drag the cage out of the pond and then pull the soden bloeted carcass of the coon out of the cage and then drag the body into the woods. Did you know that the weight of a water logged raccoon is enough to dislocate the tail of said creature by mearly lifting.
the end and oh yeah death to the miracle man
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 06:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whose laim?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:25:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:01:16 EDT (#)
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this is directed to the one person who doesn`t think i`m totally laim.
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who's that?
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(And don't assume it's me, simply because I choose to not flame you.)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:08:48 EDT (#)
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I didn't know what an alter was until a good few weeks in.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:29:59 EDT (#)
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"And to those who think i`m an alter i`m not"
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Them's alter words.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-04-18 02:07:05 EDT (#)
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Your a horrible, pathetic human being.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-17 21:01:16 EDT (#)
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this is directed to the one person who doesn`t think i`m totally laim.
__________
who's that?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are going to hell
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:45:46 EDT (#)
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I got as far as "laim." I'm sorry, that was unreadable.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:36:59 EDT (#)
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Barely made it to the end of the first sentence.
Go away.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:34:49 EDT (#)
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I beg to differ.
You suck at life.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:22:09 EDT (#)
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I too dragged soden bloeted carcass of a coon out of a cage and into the woods. Boy was Al Sharpton pissed!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:16:14 EDT (#)
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I'm also incapable of killing. Each life seems infinitely valuable and I couldn't stand myself if I did it.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:14:31 EDT (#)
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You also suck at life, grab a gun and push the "delete" button.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:13:22 EDT (#)
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spacker
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-17 20:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Pure suckage.