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SUPA R2: Love is a many-limbed thing (734 hits)

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Rating: 1.96 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Circe <fickle.muse.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-17 22:58:16 EDT


Oh love, thou art a cuttlefish
My deepest want, my basest wish
Is for thy skin to flickerglow
While tentacles wave to and fro

Oh cuttlefish, my love, my dear
Bring your big eyes over here
And we shall touch and kiss and smile
And you'll change color all the while

Amuse me, sweet cephalapod
With skin that flashes goldrenrod
And then with orange, green and red
A lightshow while we rock the bed

Your flesh and mine will intertwine
I'll drink your salty ink like wine
And when those eight thick arms delve in
I'll arch and clutch and bathe in sin

I need you like the sea needs salt
I need you like God needs his cult
I need you like birds need the sky
I need your fishspend on my thigh

Oh love, thou art a cuttlefish
My deepest want, my basest wish
Is for thy skin to flickerglow
While tentacles wave to and fro

the cephalopod of love.jpg (22 kB)

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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You're dirty.

-P
x

Submitted by Alter (user info) at 2007-09-26 22:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No, Comment.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can think good stories, but when it comes to putting them down on paper or screen I kind of get trapped in them. My long sentences are me floundering desperately, looking for the exit, but I've got just ONE more thing to squeeze in here, it'll work and it needs to be here, so I can't give up now, just one more breath, I'll survive, I can see it, there it is THE FULL STOP. Yay.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wouldn't've (I liked doing that, even though I shouldn't've) left you half as many no comments if I'd known you were going to read them.

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll drink your salty ink like wine

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-20 22:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fantastic.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure thing, Sac-rash. I've been wanting to beat the shit out of you for months.






Erotically.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A haiku for you:

You're fucking insane
I failed to rate this in time
Spanks, please, Queen Circe?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-18 23:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was just ridiculous and lovely. I know enough about myself to say with certainty that the next time I contemplate semen I will substitute the word "fishspend" in its place.

So thanks for that, well ahead of ti--

Wait. Too late.



Thanks for that. Fishwife.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-18 22:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This made me smile just a little.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-04-18 16:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need your fishspend on my thigh


Snooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrttt!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Isn't this Rage Against The Machine?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-18 15:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Piss off Orgasmoron: +2 this: http://www.ubersite.com/m/100833

Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-04-18 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Circe, make me a baby!

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-18 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are too good at this

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-18 09:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you be my squishy?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-18 09:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've got a cephalopod for you.

Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-18 09:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Splendid!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-18 03:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking suberb.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-18 03:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant..

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-18 01:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2007-04-18 01:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thank you.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-18 00:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I even read this.

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-18 00:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

How do I love thee? Let me Circe the ways...

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i rather like this, especially the chorus


but suggest replacikng

A lightshow while we rock the bed


with something link

A lightshow down upon the ocean bed




and i would also lose the reference to cuttlefish spoof on your thigh - i think you should aim for a little more sense of mystery


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Indeed.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Excellent.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-04-17 23:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hemocyanin & chromatophores woo!

This was hilarious.


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