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SPT: Pleeze d-1337 me eckount (317 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.71 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BeaverDamn (View user info) at 2007-04-18 23:06:38 EDT


I tolly hatez all u bsasters. No-ones liked me, so pleeeeeeeeeez dee-let meh uhcount. By teh way, u r all teh suk, butt im teh r0xx0rz11111unoorone!!121 jkbnr, I mades tres posts wen I was a lil babya, but now I wansta abort tehm. Dontchu eva ask y, or ill tolly fcuk you in ur arse. lylab biatchez.

Pee Ess:

if ne1 eva wantz buttsecks, meh pants r alreddy of... lawl




Nobody wants to read your shit anyway so there's no point in deleting it.




Pee-Pee Ess:

Nubooty betta make funnodis or I kik ur @$$.

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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

<farts loudly>

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 08:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lolercaust

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 08:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking loser below.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-19 07:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-19 02:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Spacker. Unimaginative and clichéd.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-19 01:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

offer him money, it's not that he can't or won't do it, it's just that there is no incentive

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-04-19 00:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hilarity!

Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-18 23:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would actually laugh if he did.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-18 23:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it would be hillarious if bart actually deleted your account.


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