SUPA: An Ode to Shlongy (627 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryLabels: SUPA_07
Rating: 1.92 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-04-19 11:16:58 EDT
Continuing the tradition from last year (http://www.ubersite.com/m/85608)...
(As if you all didn't KNOW this was coming.)
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Ol' Shlongy, stumped by his assignment for SUPA,
Took a long walk outside and went fishing for grouper;
With his pole in the pond, and a firm, mighty grip,
Herbert dangled the end, as he started to quip:
"Nitty's not here this year, heavens, what shall I do?
I'll just DIE if I cannot advance to round two!"
So he thought Jewish thoughts, and he spat Jewish spit,
Then, as he was reposed in position to shit:
"Oy, EUREKA! I've got it!" the loaf pincher cried,
"I know JUST what to do to get folks on my side!"
With a quick flush, ol' Shlongy gave one final moan,
Dragging TP behind him as he left the throne.
Then, approaching the PC, Herb chortled and grinned,
As he passed some more gas and namedropped in the wind.
(And for those who are wondering how long this took,
We'll just say that McCallum could write a short book.)
"That should do it," he snickered, submitting the post;
Minutes later, O-Man cried "What is this compost?"
Shlongy snorted at him, "No need for masturbating!
'Tis a list of reviewers o' mine ranked by rating."
Lacking rules to prevent this, no DQ was made,
Thus TTOM was worsted by this crusade.
Moving on to round two, H.J. swallowed a gulp-a,
And (with help?) he constructed the great"Mea Culpa."
Such illiterate rhyming and terrible form!
Such a blatant infraction of manners and norm!
Yet, without concrete proof that it wasn't his pen,
Ratings shall be the decisive factor again.
So, we ask you, O-Man: will you show him the door?
Shall he move on to round three, and possibly four?
Is the cutoff at eleven fifty nine nought?
Or a second 'fore midnight? Either way, Herb is HAWT!
User Reviews
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy will never be forgotten.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-20 22:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hi CT!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The picture alone is worth the +2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I'm missed.
Says who?
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Says ME. It's just not the same without him this year. :(
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I'm missed.
Says who?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP OLD MAN
I'm busy making millions.
OK, thousands.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYONE WHO VOTED +2 FOR SHLONGY IN ROUND 2 IS INVITED TO MY HOUSE FOR DRINKS AND A 7 HOUR SEINFELD DVD MARATHON.
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I'm on your porch now
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 08:54:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can hardly rhyme two lines.
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pshaw, the only lines you do are fat rails of blow off of a stripper's ass
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
glorious.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYONE WHO VOTED +2 FOR SHLONGY IN ROUND 2 IS INVITED TO MY HOUSE FOR DRINKS AND A 7 HOUR SEINFELD DVD MARATHON.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I'm missed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP OLD MAN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:54:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can hardly rhyme two lines.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
I was sure this morning the armies of Orgasmatron would have pushed back Shlongy's rebellion, but it looks like the forces of evil prevailed.
I am terribly ashamed of my part in all this.
But one man's fun is another man's pain.
Since I do not post, I leave my iambic apology to Orgasmatron and all others adversely affected (especially JoeyG, who is as good natured as he is talented, apparently) in the able hands of an officer and a gentleman, CaptainThorns.
I call this "Shame for SUPA"
As I return from fields of battles won
The sense of loss grows puerile in my soul
There is but one who shades my guilty sun
It is the ass who named this steaming whole
His words can turn my unabash-ed ears
To useless orbs which listen not to truth
As melancholy babies flow with tears
And render all my laughter mute, forsooth
I saw not what his purpose was till late
And understood not what was meant to be
And thus I am become that which I hate
The wretched folly of my deeds now seen
My error known to all and all shall know
I have succumbed; a nappy headed mo
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehehehe I have to empty my Colostomy bag now thanks for that.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camouflage your foreskin.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
boring, captain foamy's entry about space titties was way better
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet......
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very good.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Since I'm no longer in the comp officially, it was time to release the beast. :)
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
K, +2 for the image alone.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if this would have beat coley's entry for round 2.