SUPA WRAP UP - WlNNER ANNOUNCED INSIDE!!!!!!! (792 hits)
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Submitted by William Shakespeare (View user info) at 2007-04-19 13:06:08 EDT
Of course we all saw the final four come down to the women who tend to be masturbated over the most by the contest organizer. That was a shocking round, folks!
Then in round five, the final -- SURPRISE SURPRISE -- last years finalists went head to head again!
Circe was solidly in the lead, but as she isn't a good enough cheerleader for me, I could only award her a 1.5 (no sense in alienating one of the best writers here by offering insult, I just needed to nudge it a little).
But then in a surprise twist, feety showed up and absolutely hated the Australian's entry.
So, your SUPA winner is...
SACRILICIOUS!!!
balloons, streamers, confetti, etc.
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
I like the Cardinals, too, having lived in Missouri till I was 13.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:53:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:22:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:25:49 EDT (#)
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Circe was solidly in the lead
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Incidently, Circe and I were really close - 1.95 v 1.94
Personally I thought hers was better.
And this competion has now turned into a farce - am glad I'm not in it any more anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is he sending you a package full of his semen?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I sure wish I could review this post with my Stagger_Lee account, but unfortunately I sold it to this really talented Australian kid last night for a vintage Nick Cave poster and a koala bear.
FedEx says I should receive my package in 4-8 business days.
Crikey.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoop!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:25:29 EDT (#)
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Oh, and congrats Lishy
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ROBERT!
HOW DARE YOU?!
I AM OFFICIALLY BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
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Well she DID win the whole competition n' all. I felt that was only appropriate.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:45:28 EDT (#)
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OH NOES HES STRANGLING ME OVER TEH INTERNETS
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:43:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha BLT.
I never even saw the original Star Wars, if you can believe that.
Nobody does.
George Lucas can't write for shit.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zebra, it's hard to understand what you're saying becuase of the heavy breathing you're doing through that mask you have to wear after falling into lava while fighting with obi-wan.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Shame for SUPA"
As he returned from fields of battles lost
The sense of rage grows putrid in his soul
There is but one who paid his guilty cost
How now, the ass who birthed this steaming whole
Whose words can turn the unabash-ed ears
To useless orbs which care not for his truth
As melancholy babies flow with tears
And render all our laughter mute, forsooth
We saw not what his purpose was till late
And understood not what was meant to be
And thus he has become that which he hates
The wretched folly of his deeds now seen
His error known to all and all shall know
He has become a nappy headed mo
Sorry, I changed some words from my original, magnanimous composition to this more negative version, and didn't completely fix the rhyme scheme.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:35:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:32:52 EDT (#)
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I'm just going to sit back and let you all battle it out with your LIGHTSABORZ.
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zebra has a red one.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:34:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. So, when's SUPA 3 start? I want in. If possible, I'd like to make the Final 4, please.
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Sign up as a girl first.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool. So, when's SUPA 3 start? I want in. If possible, I'd like to make the Final 4, please.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm just going to sit back and let you all battle it out with your LIGHTSABORZ.
However, If someone's assed to add up the ratings up to 11:59 the problem could be solved pretty damn easily. Couldn't it? Or am I just thinking too simplistically for this oh-so-complicated matter?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I won't rest now until I force Orgasmoron to take to the streets, armed to the teeth, and watch him snap and shoot 34.
I knew he was a dickhead- but it's a bigger dick than I thought a pansyass like him would have.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy, this contest is over, see the bracket up above?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I know is that some of Orgasmo's suckasses are going to have some troubles getting through Round 3.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE CONTESTANTS!
Except the ones I don't like.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and congrats Lishy
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ROBERT!
HOW DARE YOU?!
I AM OFFICIALLY BREAKING UP WITH YOU.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude...it's gonna be okay...just take a deep breath...
OH FUCK WE JUST INHALED CHLOROFO...
*passes out*
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hatemadness?
heh.
Oh, and congrats Lishy!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think ETS should write a conspiracy post about this
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Shlongy had won, we would never have gone into Iraq.
THIS IS FOLLY
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well fuck, i've got some work to do, so its happy trails time for me.
i'm sure glad SUPA is wrapped up so we can move on to the next popularity contest.
i suggest we start up a good old fashioned HateMadness. anyone game for that? use this as a sign up sheet and we'll get started right away.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:21:50 EDT (#)
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nice pentameter sith lord boy
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(Orgasmatron is the nappy-headed mo, btw)
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that is beautiful, zebra
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For my good friend Scourge.
"Shame for SUPA"
As he returned from fields of battles lost
The sense of rage grows putrid in his soul
There is but one who shades his guilty sun
How now, the ass who birthed this steaming whole
Whose words can turn the unabash-ed ears
To useless orbs which care not for his truth
As melancholy babies flow with tears
And render all our laughter mute, forsooth
We saw not what his purpose was till late
And understood not what was meant to be
And thus he has become that which he hates
The wretched folly of his deeds now seen
His error known to all and all shall know
He has become a nappy headed mo
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm hoping this isn't true - i think a Coley/Anansie final would be more janx-worthy
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahauahahahahaha...
So, you're letting the fat chick win, eh?
NICE!!!
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That might be the best response i've seen all week, Lish.
that actually made me laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:15:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2007-04-19 12:38:04 EDT (#)
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Why don't you just fill out the rest of the brackets right now and tell us who wins?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:14:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Keep this on the front page throughout this sham of a travesty of a contest.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahauahahahahaha...
So, you're letting the fat chick win, eh?
NICE!!!
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:13:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
I think you and Orgasmatron are both babies, but at least you let it all hang out.
Good for you!
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well, i figured once i stuck my spoon in the pot and started stirring, i might as weel stir it well. no sense in doing a job if you don't do it well.
one thing though, i still don't get how someone who tries to paint themselves as such an intelligent user has to resort to name calling, Zebra.
'babies'...come on...you can do better, man. i've seen it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahauahauahahahahaha...
So, you're letting the fat chick win, eh?
NICE!!!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
I think you and Orgasmatron are both babies, but at least you let it all hang out.
Good for you!
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hahahahaha! Oh and there is no "winner" there is only a "winnar"
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I beg to differ, I plan on working my spankworthyness, such as it is, all the way to the final round.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
I think you and Orgasmatron are both babies, but at least you let it all hang out.
Good for you!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS was a complete shocker.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:08:05 EDT (#)
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There you go..let it all out.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 13:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to spoil it for the rest of us.