Shlongy Quits Ubersite (828 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 0.12 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by TheTasteofShlongys (View user info) at 2007-04-19 14:50:34 EDT
Too many dickheads ruined it for everyone.
Details to follow at 11.
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-11-11 17:22:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is sweet. I could see it clearly when I stood at the other end of my house. It'll make the perfect stained-glass skylight for the 50 ft.-high ceiling in the cathedral I'm having built in your name.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-11-11 16:23:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-20 13:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 11:51:19 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will NOT be resizing.
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liar
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahahahahahahahah!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's just New Jersey.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the smell of bullshit is so strong we're getting hints of it on the east coast.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're a fucking liar
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You just justified my 24" widescreen monitor with that attachment.
"Good luck*," graynipples.
* by "good luck," I, of course, mean "suck a bag of dicks, you insufferable bird-beaked coot."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Although coincidentally your sneer, nose, and eyes are all still unmistakable.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably for the best that you blurred out Mrs. Shlongy.
Woof.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I helped ruin that stupid poetry contest, which was my goal the entire time.
Surprisingly enough, I was probably going to win, which made ruining it for everyone that much sweeter.
My job here on Uber is done.
Time to find a new website to fuck with and I am open to suggestions.
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http://www.meatspin.com
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I helped ruin that stupid poetry contest, which was my goal the entire time.
Surprisingly enough, I was probably going to win, which made ruining it for everyone that much sweeter.
My job here on Uber is done.
Time to find a new website to fuck with and I am open to suggestions.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
You're the biggest dickhead of them all.
Outstanding.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-19 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I will NOT be resizing.