Facts of IRAQ (635 hits)
Category: Politics -> IraqRating: -0.47 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by spyder882001 (View user info) at 2007-04-19 15:06:28 EDT
I know some of you may have gotten this as an e-mail but i think it is Uber worthy:
1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq .
2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!
3. Noah built the ark in Iraq .
4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq
5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq !
6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq !
7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq .
8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq .
9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel .
10. Amos cried out in Iraq !
11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem .
12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq !
13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery furnace!)
14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq .
15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq .
16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq .
17. The wise men were from Iraq
18. Peter preached in Iraq .
19. The 'Empire of Man' described in Revelation is called Babylon, which was a city in Iraq !
And you have probably seen this one. Israel is the nation most often mentioned in the Bible. But do you know which nation is second? It is Iraq ! However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible The names used in the Bible are Babylon , Land of Shinar , and Mesopotamia . The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers The name Iraq , means country with deep roots.
Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country in the Bible.
No other nation, except Israel , has more history and prophecy associated it than Iraq .
And also, This is something to think about! Since America is typically represented by an eagle. Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...
The following verse is from the Koran, ( the Islamic Bible)
Koran (9:11 ) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and the re was peace.
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Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:56:33 EDT (#)
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Checkov said eden was in russia so I will take his word over yours
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-19 19:45:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:17:21 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_Eden#Suspected_locations
I say the garden of Eden was in Nunavut and Adam & Eve huffed gas to their death
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I really laughed when I read the Nunavut line. Damnit Caul.
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-19 18:51:03 EDT (#)
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Did you know that if you pull out and blow your load anywhere apart from a vagina (yes, a vagina, and not another man's bumhole), then God can justly strike you down? Or that figs are the Devil's fruit, because Jesus once asked a tree to yield its fruit to him, but it refused, so He cursed it? Or that Jesus required that, to follow His teachings, you couldn't have a family and that if you already had one, you had to leave it behind?
Now's the part where I say something really scathing about how the Bible should never be taken for fact or manifesto...but I'm not that damned clever.
Oh, and, uh...thanks from reminding me the Koran was the "Islamic Bible." I didn't know what you were getting at until that point. It really sealed your history lesson.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:56:19 EDT (#)
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As Yoda would say (you youngsters know of Yoda, right?):
"Quotes from Bible do not facts make, mmmmmm."
Yoda knows. You can help yourself to a supertanker worth of shut the fuck up now.
Submitted by spyder882001 (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:33:09 EDT (#)
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as i said i dint write this, just an e-mail i got.
anyhow 9:11 of the Koran is as follows:
If they repent and take to prayer and render the alms levy, they shal become your brothers in faith. Thus do we make plain our revelations to men of knowledge.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-19 17:07:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:15:47 EDT (#)
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for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and the re was peace
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a pretty strange thing for the koran to say, don't you think?
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People who fall for that shit would never think to actually check their facts. They'd have no idea whether it's a strange thing to be in the Q'ran (Koran, Quran, whatever) or not because they will not have read it.
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:55:08 EDT (#)
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what?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:50:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:28:00 EDT (#)
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http://www.jesusisaliberal.org/Z_091705_9-11_Koran_Hoax.html
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:21:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:17:21 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_of_Eden#Suspected_locations
I say the garden of Eden was in Nunavut and Adam & Eve huffed gas to their death
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:15:47 EDT (#)
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for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and the re was peace
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a pretty strange thing for the koran to say, don't you think?
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:06:39 EDT (#)
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1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq.
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I disagree.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:06:32 EDT (#)
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why do people -2 this like this guy is preaching?
he's just pointing out biblical references.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:05:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:02:00 EDT (#)
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Right. The ark. The one that was large enough to carry two of each animal on earth, and apparently magically supplied enough food and water for said animals. The one that was built and manned by a farmer, but still somehow held up in a month-long deluge.
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F14's also took off from it's roof.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-19 16:02:00 EDT (#)
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Right. The ark. The one that was large enough to carry two of each animal on earth, and apparently magically supplied enough food and water for said animals. The one that was built and manned by a farmer, but still somehow held up in a month-long deluge.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:49:52 EDT (#)
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god is dead
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:49:36 EDT (#)
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This is all based on a book. Nothing more.
Submitted by LadyJay (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:46:31 EDT (#)
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Koran 9:11 Refers to the American Military Action in Iraq-Fiction!
Summary of the eRumor
A verse in the Koran, which happens to correspond to the date of the Attack on America, predicts that "the wrath of the Eagle" would be felt throughout the lands of Allah.
The Truth
This is a hoax.
The quote is not from anywhere in the Koran (or Quran).
Chapter 9 verse 11 actually says "But if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and we make the communications clear for a people who know." (M. H. Shakir translation)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:41:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:25:50 EDT (#)
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sure, why not.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:25:38 EDT (#)
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Trudge on back to myspace, donkeyfluffer. You're not wanted here.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:24:09 EDT (#)
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old....VERY old..I remember seeing this after the 1st Persian Gulf War
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:16:19 EDT (#)
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Koran (9:11 ) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.(From Texas) The wrath of the Eagle (From Texas) would be felt throughout the lands of Allah (as soon as they find the WMD) and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair (the eagles constituants) still more rejoiced; (the oil companies) for the wrath of the Eagle (from Texas) cleansed the lands of Allah; (until they pulled the troops out.) and the re was peace.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:16:12 EDT (#)
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Too bad God isn't real.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:16:11 EDT (#)
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My review came before I realized that name was in your fucking fairy tale. Go eat shit, Nero.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:14:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the bible lesson, Nebuchadnezzar.
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my first religious speech/oration/discourse/??? when i was a kid was on nebuchadnezzar. i was so nervous!
god i hated those days
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:14:00 EDT (#)
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Fuck the Bible.
What has it done for us lately?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:25 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the bible lesson, Nebuchadnezzar.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-19 15:11:08 EDT (#)
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Little known fact about Iraq - it's Qari spelled backwards.