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Submitted by Haggard (View user info) at 2007-04-19 20:13:06 EDT
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
See only ugly things or be blind?
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:07:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:06:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
I'VE SEEN SOME PRETTY FAT PENCILS
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
MOM
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
ICKLE RHINO PLEASE
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
I'D CUT THE FUCKER OFF MYSELF
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
WELL...SHE'S A DYKE, SO THAT SHIT IS PROBABLY PRETTY TIGHT, RIGHT? CELIBATE IT IS.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
I'D TAKE THE BULLET
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
MUGGED...I'M LOSING STEAM ON THIS TSUPID FUCKING SURVEY
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
MILLION BUCKS, I HAVE A REALLY GOOD ACCOUNTANT/BROKER/IONVESTMENT GUY, HE'LL GROW THAT SHIT QUICK LIKE
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
I'D PUNCH IT TWICE
See only ugly things or be blind?
WHAT A STUPID FUCKING QUESTION
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
I LIKE BAD JOKES
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
OMGWTF i could not go without uber, i prefer death
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
>> a nine inche wide? that must look like a syphilis chancre. i'd go for long.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
>> everyone got caught by their mother. i suppose the girlfriend situation would expediate a shitty relationship.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
>> rhino sized hamster (wtf)? i could ride it and scream RIIIDE MACEDONINIANS, RIDE!
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
>> not have it
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
>> that question makes no sense
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
>> haha, the first i guess
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
>> get mugged (and raped)
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
>> one mil
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
>> fuck his wife, of course
See only ugly things or be blind?
>> ugly things
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
>> i'll take the bad joke
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
>> NEVER BREATHE!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
-pencil sized.....if it was 9" wide, you couldn't even jerk off!
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
-mother
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
-a hamster sized rhino would be sick...carry that thing around and let it loose around small dogs....
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
-I'd lose the toe
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
- do I have to fuck her once and then get to go and fuck whomever I please? Can I be drunk and with the lights off?
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
- hit once and get it over with...as long as it wasn't life threatening
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
-I've been mugged, not that bad. Take a few weeks / months to get all the cards back and in order again, but it is doable. Having a home burn down sucks, there are many things that can't be replaced. And you have to live in a hotel for months on end.
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
- how rich are we talking? if rich >>> 1 million, then marry rich. Otherwise, I'll take the 1 mill and invest it.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
-my boss's wife is a hot russian...I'd fuck his wife!
See only ugly things or be blind?
-how ugly are we talking here?
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
-listen to a really bad joke every day....I think I do that anyways because some of the people I work with are lame.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
-I'd leave uber if it came down to that...
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-22 14:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
Nine inches long.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
Mother
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
Hamster sized Rhino. POCKET RHINO PEOPLE.
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
No toe.
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Rosie
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
Silly question - get shot at if none are ever going to hit me. if theres a chance they could then I would take the bullet - that can be how i lost my toe.
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
Get mugged.
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
Win one million.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
Punch him
See only ugly things or be blind?
See ugly things.
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
I have to listen to REALLY bad jokes all day every day. You get used to it. so option A thanks.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
Bye Uber, it's been emotional.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-20 09:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
Long
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
Cheating
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
Small rhino
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
Bye-Bye toe
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Celibate any fucking day
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
i'll take the bullet, chicks dig scars
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
been mugged, not that bad
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
win!
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
Why not fuck her then puch her
See only ugly things or be blind?
seeing
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
Bad joke
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
Peace uber
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-20 07:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
Pencil sized dick. Then I could say 'It won't touch the sides, but it'll rattle your teeth.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
Both have happened sadly. My mother is a scary woman though.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
Rhino sized hamster. That would be fucking terrifying.
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
NO TOE! I have practically no little toe anyway, so it's no issue.
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Hell, I'd fuck her.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
Shot at every day. It would make the ride to work/Uni more interesting.
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
Someone tried to mug me once. I said that I only had 23p but I'd be willing to fight for it.
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
Win a million dollars.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
My boss' girlfriend is actually pretty fit. I'd do her.
See only ugly things or be blind?
I live in Newcastle. Everything here is ugly.
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
Bad jokes. I quite like them.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
This question is fucking retarded.
Submitted by FistSoup (user info) at 2007-04-20 04:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
What could you do with a 1 inch long 9 inch wide pecker? At least you could fuck someone with a pencil sized dick, even though they probably wouldn't enjoy it much.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
Get caught by mom, I think I'd be able to get over the embarassment.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
A hamster sized rhino would be the coolest pet in the universe, although the idea of riding my giant hamster to work would be awesome as well. Also, when the hamster dies you could skin it and have best shag carpeting ever. Hamster wins.
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
I think the constant itch would eventually drive you insane to the point where you'd cut it off anyway. Just take the pinkie toe.
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Rosie. Once and its over, celibacy lasts an eternity.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
Shoot me and get it over with.
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
Both suck, but at least when getting mugged you don't lose everything.
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
Win the money. Just because you marry rich doesn't mean you marry happy.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
I long for the day when I can make that motherfucker smell the back of his own head.
See only ugly things or be blind?
If the ugly gets to be too much, you can always shut your eyes. When you're blind you don't have a choice. Plus, after a while you'd become acclimated to what you're seeing and things wouldn't seem so ugly then.
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
Bring on the bad joke. I'm pretty much already there anyway.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
Although I would miss Uber greatly, at least I'd be alive to do so.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-20 04:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
I'm a girl.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
I'm a heterosexual girl.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
Quote Sacrilicious: TEENY RHINO, PLEASE
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
Not have the toe.
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
Ehm. Ah, what the hell. B. If I'm gonna do girl on girl, she's going to be HOT, and Rosie's NOT.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
If I get to decide where the bullet goes, A, if not B.
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
Mugged. Ya mug.
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
Win a million, and not get married.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
Neither.
See only ugly things or be blind?
Again, what Sacrilicious said.
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
Bad jokes? Most of Uber is a bad joke. If I couldn't handle bad jokes, do you think I'd be here??
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
Really? I mean, seriously? I like breathing.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-04-20 00:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-19 23:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pencil
Not sure
Hamster-sized rhino
Not have the toe
Rosie
Bullet - I'm assuming there was a chance of being hit each day
Mugged, because I don't carry around my CD collection. Providing there were no serious injuries.
Win one million.
Punch, trust me.
Ugly things.
Really bad jokes, no contest.
What the hell? Never go on Uber.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-19 22:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Most of these questions are stupid.
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
a vibrator
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating? My mom already caught me masturbating when I was 10.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster? TEENY RHINO, PLEASE
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe? Who needs toes
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate? I'm familiar with B
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day? OK, so doesn't this imply that the getting shot at would NOT result in taking a bullet? So then, shoot away. Nurrr
Get mugged or have your home burnt down? Gee, I don't know, lose my wallet or my family and ALL my belongings?
Win one million dollars or marry rich? I don't like this question
Punch your boss or fuck his wife? She's a she and I adore her. Her husband's hot so..
See only ugly things or be blind? eye of the beholder, etc
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again? This is an especially stupid question.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again? GEE let me think about that one.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-19 22:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
a
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
a, but b for my ex, because it would have been satisfying
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
a
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
a
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
a if I can tape porn to her forehead.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
a
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
a
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
a
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
Never seen his wife, but probably b.
See only ugly things or be blind?
a
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
a
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
a
would you rather shut the fuck up, or have someone punch you in the face and smack your hands with a hammer and break your jaw so you couldnt' speak or type for 2 years
Well if you put it that way...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:28:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating?
a
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster?
a
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe?
b
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate?
b
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day?
a
Get mugged or have your home burnt down?
a
Win one million dollars or marry rich?
a
Punch your boss or fuck his wife?
b
See only ugly things or be blind?
a
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again?
a
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again?
a
would you rather shut the fuck up, or have someone punch you in the face and smack your hands with a hammer and break your jaw so you couldnt' speak or type for 2 years
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-19 21:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.whichisworse.com
Fucking plagarism, if altered a little.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
By the way I would ask all of you to add some wyr
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pencil sized, if your dick was 9" wide it wouldnt even fit in a vagina.
Girlfriend. Girlfriends are replaceable but your mother is forever (in good and bad ways).
Rhino sized hamster for sure.
Itchy toe.
If I can be drunk and wear a mask, I'll fuck Rosie. If not I'll choose celibacy by way of suicide.
Shot at every day, after a while you get used to it I imagine.
Mugged. By Angelina Jolie. After she just got out of the shower and still had not toweled off or dressed. And she woke up that morning feeling like a rapist.
Depends on how rich. If rich is substantially>1million, I'll go for marry rich.
Fuck his wife.
Blind.
Bad joke.
Uber.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-04-19 20:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a pencil sized dick that was nine inches long or a inch long dick that was nine inches wide?: I go with pencils since they vary in size.
Get caught by your mother masturbating or be caught by your girl friend cheating? I would rather cheat on my girl friend while she watches.
Have a hamster sized rhino or a rhino sized hamster? Definitely the Rhino sized hamster.
Constantly have an itch on your toe or not have the toe? I would remove the toe.
Be forced to fuck Rosie Odonnell or remain celibate? Jack off.
Get hit by a bullet once or get shot at every day? Done both.
Get mugged or have your home burnt down? Home burnt down. I love insurance.
Win one million dollars or marry rich? Marry rich.
Punch your boss or fuck his wife? Fuck my boss and punch his wife.
See only ugly things or be blind? Be blind.
Have to listen to a really bad joke every day or never laugh again? Never laugh, I hate humor.
Never go on Uber again or never breathe again? Remove the interweb from the airways.