What does the Top of Everest and Virginia Tech Have in Common? (1169 hits)
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Submitted by Unban_Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-04-22 06:24:02 EDT
They're both minus 32 with a killer slope.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-24 09:19:04 EDT (#)
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I have to know if you made this up yourself, cos a friend of mine came round tonight and told me this same joke. which launched everyone into 'bad taste' joke sharing, like 'Santa didn't visit Thailand on boxing day, - he just flew over and gave them a big wave' and 'whats the difference between the the 'All Blacks' and princess Diana -- at least the 'All Blacks' come out of the tunnel'
ANZAC day tommorrow... respect the dead
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-24 08:49:08 EDT (#)
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I just realised I have been improving on this joke without realising it.
I have been saying: "They're both minus 33 degrees with a killer slope."
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-24 01:45:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:19:08 EDT (#)
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Not funny dickface.
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What if i told you all the victims were muslim?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:19:08 EDT (#)
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Not funny dickface.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:12:27 EDT (#)
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That's almost as classy as
"Knock knock!"
Who's there..?
"Terry Shiavo"
*sigh*.. Terry Shiavo who?
*goes glassy eyed/slackjawed and throws head back, staring into space*
+2 for Saddamn saying Oh No U Ditn't!
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:03:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-23 17:37:31 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:34:20 EDT (#)
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logged in from school just to rate this.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:56:43 EDT (#)
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NOOOOO
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:29:27 EDT (#)
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ha hah ahahahahaha
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:45:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-04-22 11:30:56 PDT (#)
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Why the fuck do people act as if this is funny?
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BECAUSE THIS IS FUCKIN HALARIOUS, DILLWEED
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:46:23 EDT (#)
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yeah, I laughed.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:16:24 EDT (#)
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ROFFLE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:02:44 EDT (#)
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yes!
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:29:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-23 06:39:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-22 19:31:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:16:51 EDT (#)
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not cool man, i died in the vtech shootings
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Hahahhaha
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Harhar indeed
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-23 06:06:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:38:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:54:19 EDT (#)
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Did you make that up? That is seriously one of the highest-quality jokes I've seen in a long time.
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I am telling it to all my friends and taking credit!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:27:12 EDT (#)
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so in the vain of "going postal" in the 90's
we now have for the new millenium "going korean"
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:38:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:54:19 EDT (#)
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Did you make that up? That is seriously one of the highest-quality jokes I've seen in a long time.
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-22 19:31:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:16:51 EDT (#)
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not cool man, i died in the vtech shootings
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Hahahhaha
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2007-04-22 18:42:22 EDT (#)
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Comedy = Tragedy + Time.
You're forgetting the Time part.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:54:19 EDT (#)
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Did you make that up? That is seriously one of the highest-quality jokes I've seen in a long time.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:13:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-22 16:00:39 EDT (#)
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...but now I feel dirty. Fucker.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-22 16:00:16 EDT (#)
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Yet it DID indeed make me smile.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:59:33 EDT (#)
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This shit is NOT funny.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:16:51 EDT (#)
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not cool man, i died in the vtech shootings
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-22 14:54:37 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-04-22 14:30:56 EDT (#)
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Why the fuck do people act as if this is funny?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:17:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:16:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-22 10:34:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-04-22 08:46:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-22 07:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-04-22 06:45:45 EDT (#)
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What does Virginia Tech and Stevie Wonder have in common?
Dead Pupils.
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lame columbine rehash
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never heard it the first time.
I'll admit it's pretty lame though.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-22 08:22:04 EDT (#)
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This is gold.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-22 07:38:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-04-22 06:45:45 EDT (#)
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What does Virginia Tech and Stevie Wonder have in common?
Dead Pupils.
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lame columbine rehash
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-22 07:06:28 EDT (#)
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V Tech's main weakness was a chink in their armory.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-04-22 06:45:45 EDT (#)
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What does Virginia Tech and Stevie Wonder have in common?
Dead Pupils.