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Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2007-04-22 12:27:39 EDT




as Jake would say, 'heheheheheheheh..'.jpg (548 kB)

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:13:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

thanks for the link

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-17 18:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

check the date on this one

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-11-30 14:01:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Who gives a shit?


Oh yeah, the circle jerkers do.

MY APOLOGIES FOR MY RUDE COMMENT.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:49:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

how'd i miss this? awsome pictures. 30 is not old.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-11-30 13:46:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehe

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 03:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO PHILLIES WOO!

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I don't know if you noticed it, but in the third picture down, he's fucking stealing home! Nobody fucking steals home! Nobody! He did it 19 times.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sexy time.


I turn 27 in November and am going to have a raging party.

I prefer themed parties.

I think, since 27 is the age at which rockstars die (Janis, Jimi, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain), that I will have a "dress as your favorite dead rockstar" party.

What do you think?

PS SPANK SPANK HAPPY BDAY!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 redskieslookfake

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-24 21:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-24 05:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the record, I decided last year that 26 was the new 21.

Unfortunately 27 was the new 38, and I am not happy about turning 28 in september.
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Yes, and I decided 35 is the new 25. I look forward to turning 24 this summer.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-24 04:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:44:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:40:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 22:39:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old

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I should fucking hope not.

I turn 27 next month.

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Ditto. May the 27th. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Ha! Mine's May 31st! I have a full 4 days of youthfulness on you, old man!!
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we have the same bday as clint eastwood man.

Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-24 17:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday dude, may there be many more.

ATTENTION:

University knowledge is now available to the public for free!!!
MIT is posting ALL its course notes at http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/Global/all-courses.htm ,
Which is fucking groundbreaking if you think about it in a historical sense.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-24 05:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the record, I decided last year that 26 was the new 21.

Unfortunately 27 was the new 38, and I am not happy about turning 28 in september.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-24 05:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CURRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-24 04:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:44:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:40:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 22:39:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old

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I should fucking hope not.

I turn 27 next month.

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Ditto. May the 27th. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

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Ha! Mine's May 31st! I have a full 4 days of youthfulness on you, old man!!

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the second one looks like a nose


Submitted by guitarjunky421 (user info) at 2007-04-23 21:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

god has a sense of humor

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-23 20:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Cool pictures.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 19:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently, nature's a whore
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I believe Kurt Cobain said that once, too.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently, nature's a whore

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I couldn't find a dick in the last one.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:20:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what wore away all those stones?

Tit sweat.

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

artsy fartsy and loaded with ass... just the way jake likes its... oh and tits can't forget those

Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW please.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The formation that's four down from the top has some serious gaping going on. No wonder the rock man's reclined, exhausted and sporting a fruit bowl.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's almost freaking 30 for christ's sake.
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THIN ICE, KATY.
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but i love skating :D

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

speaking of dirty perverts


heh

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Those are interesting photos.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oooh u dirty pervert

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HE'S 22!

I did the responsible thing and didn't pounce on him while he was a teenager, when his hotness became evident. I'm a good girl.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:22:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's almost freaking 30 for christ's sake.
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THIN ICE, KATY.
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Says Paedo McCradlerobber

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A hell of a lot of young folk below. ^_^

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

30 is the best age, so shut up voices, shuut up


booo hooooo

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that's almost freaking 30 for christ's sake.
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THIN ICE, KATY.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:30:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 2


it's not my fault you pretty much dedicated a whole post to just for men. what did you expect me to call 27 after that? that's almost freaking 30 for christ's sake.

O and ttom will be having walker races around the nursing complex in no time.
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Whats that missy, youll have to speak up.

Its when you start telling people your age unsolicited that you have to worry eg "Im ninety you know"

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 00:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old.

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Just wait until you're 27, then Noonie'll start saying you're ancient.

PS - start looking for grays in your facial hair.
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If those aliens start climbing into my beard, there will be hell on.
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it's not my fault you pretty much dedicated a whole post to just for men. what did you expect me to call 27 after that? that's almost freaking 30 for christ's sake.

O and ttom will be having walker races around the nursing complex in no time.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-23 07:44:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:40:36 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 22:39:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old

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I should fucking hope not.

I turn 27 next month.

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Ditto. May the 27th. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 07:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just so everyone knows my birthday is on 18th January, ages to prepare!!

How can I be getting old :( I havent even joined the mile high club yet, mainly because its so bloody cramped in those toilets, I can barely take a piss without falling over.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 07:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A picture post AND a birthday post. You've outdone yourself, whore.
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Sorry there weren't more rhymes or rimjobs. Worthless to you, I know.

EI- it IS the new 21. Trust me.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

30's the new 21!!




I hope










*sob*

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 22:39:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old

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I should fucking hope not.

I turn 27 next month.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:32:13 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I went to a strip club for the first time last night. Got three lap dances from a girl then walked away without paying.

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Last time I went to a strip club, you would have had to pay me to have a lap dance.

The girls were so rough they practically sat up and barked for cash.

*shudders*

Happy b'day redskieslookfake

Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday mate. I'll drink a pint in your honour.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 00:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old.

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Just wait until you're 27, then Noonie'll start saying you're ancient.

PS - start looking for grays in your facial hair.
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If those aliens start climbing into my beard, there will be hell on.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-23 01:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

22 is not old.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-23 01:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, nature is dirty.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 00:37:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

A picture post AND a birthday post. You've outdone yourself, whore.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 00:37:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old.

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Just wait until you're 27, then Noonie'll start saying you're ancient.

PS - start looking for grays in your facial hair.

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-04-22 21:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

nice pics

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-22 20:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy birthday!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 19:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

26 is not old.

Hope it was a good one, Jake.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-22 18:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-22 18:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy B-day Jake. Wish you had been around NYC this weekend to join in the merriment.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-04-22 18:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Birthday Auto +2

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-22 18:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no, 26 is not geriatric. it is, however, old.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

26 is not old.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

horrid

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-22 17:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 for me

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy bday.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-22 15:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cause I talked to red for his birthday :)

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-22 14:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good job you
happy birthday you
shame on you
you're cute

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-22 14:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:17:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

happy birthday!

good pictures.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-22 13:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


wicked.

happy b-day red.


Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The photographer has a buttcrack fetish, including the blue starfish one...

HFB, redskies.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My kid has two godfathers. One's a jew and one's a buddhist.


Eighth picture down made my penis move.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:43:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DARKO! That's STEALING. For shame.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:42:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm off soon for an afternoon with my godson. Can you believe I'm someone's godmother? I'm agnostic.

Also, Happy Birthday mom. Miss you.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I went to a strip club for the first time last night. Got three lap dances from a girl then walked away without paying.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 12:28:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

All photos by Heather Firth, except "Red Sky" by evilbaka1004.


Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam