Too much sex? (1387 hits)
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Submitted by <mdbarsenal.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-13 15:28:40 EDT
To set this up, I am 18 and she is 17.
So my friends give us shit becuase they say we fuck too much. Personally I don't think there is such thing as "too much" but I guess it finally got to her and she said maybe they were right.
Of course a lot of this is coming from a friend who gets head from his girlfriend daily, fucking hypocrite.
So how much is too much?
And don't give me shit for this post, cause I'm being serious and want to know what you think.
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Submitted by cea (user info) at 2003-07-14 01:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Uh, I don't think having a lot of sex is a bad thing per say, but it wont be much fun later when she's dragging her goods across the floor...
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-14 01:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I repeat: pull that thing out. Is it bleeding? Then don't worry, Dr David says you're not having too much sex. Put it back in.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-14 00:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Whatever happened to children being seen and not heard?
I think that should make a comeback. Especially with regards to this guy.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-07-13 22:45:34 EDT (#)
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"have your dog lick tuna from your cock"
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Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-07-13 22:15:59 EDT (#)
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Drink is right.
Bitches aint shit,
But hoes and tricks.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-13 22:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Too much is when you never see your buddies any more and you quit playing poker and stop drinking because you're too busy fucking the dumb hoe.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-07-13 20:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There is no such thing as too much sex.
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-07-13 19:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
but sex is bad mmmkay.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-07-13 19:42:20 EDT (#)
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Seeing as you told us nothing else about her save her age it is apparent to me that you view your girlfriend as a cum receptacle and nothing more.
(-2)
Looks like you are on the right track for my castration tutorial. It's easy just:
1. Become a sexual deviant (e.g rape small boys, masturbate to photos in public places while in public places, have your dog lick tuna from your cock etc.)
2. Share this with others as often as possible, even better if they are repulsed/offended
3. tattoo a photo of you fucking said small boy on your forehead , making sure the artist
a) uses color
b) makes it as large as possible
c) includes curse words
4. cut your balls off because buddy. you are never havin sex consensually again
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-13 18:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Really, what the hell are you expecting to get from this? Numbers? You are stupid. Unless your raping your girlfriend, I don't really see how or why you should implicate anyone, be it your friends or random people on an internet forum into your sexlife.
Anyway, if your girlfriend only dares to admit she thinks your fucking her to much after your friends mentioned it, whatever shallow relation you guys can't really last long.
At least you are fucking. And now we all know this little fact, there is really no further point to this post.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-07-13 16:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your gf is the biggest slut I have ever heard of, I bet shes cheating on you.
Submitted by Noonan (user info) at 2003-07-13 16:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLD ON!!! HOLD ON!!!!
This putzfuck, wrote, THIS...
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105760749458685071
Submitted by Noonan (user info) at 2003-07-13 16:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This kid said this in the "hate mainsteam, fuck you" post...
"I don't listen to the radio, I listen to CDs, but how many places can you go without somone having it on? I went bowling with my friends and I swear they played every song I have ever hated. And when I forget my CDs or someone else is driving, I'm not old enough to listen to the fucking News."
Bowling?...yikes. Apparently you have no choice to listen to the radio because your mom is driving. At the very least, I hope you finger this slam-pig on the way to the alley.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-13 16:07:53 EDT (#)
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Not untill you get a violent knob-ache.
Submitted by dakota (user info) at 2003-07-13 16:04:37 EDT (#)
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Yea, probablly a little bit of bragging. It never crossed my mind as being too much, but these fucks won't shut up, jealousy maybe?
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:51:34 EDT (#)
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1) You're just bragging.
2) I don't even believe you anyway.
3) If you think you are having too much sex and you have a 17-year-old nympho on your hands, I think I can help you out.
4) In any case, you're not having too much sex until it bleeds. Is it bleeding? Well go and shaft her again.
Submitted by FlyingShark (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude. Hit dat shit 24/7.
Submitted by Noonan (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you're an 18 year old kid, and the thought of "Too much sex?" even makes the slightest cunt hair of a glint in your mind...you're gay. Stop whining and go bang her again.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:33:11 EDT (#)
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is that a serious question?
there is no such thing as too much sex.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:31:24 EDT (#)
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Im serious
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-07-13 15:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up.