So you googled my name and this is what you found... (1131 hits)
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (View user info) at 2007-04-23 02:29:52 EDT
Hi there good people that entered my name in google and stumbled upon this site.
Let's just get started by saying that I was made aware recently that when you put my full name into a google search you may find something that is not to your liking if you're someone who would like to employ me, date me, or accept me into your school of higher learning. Yes, it is troubling. But, all in good fun.
If you were to exit out of this posting right now and look around at the other things posted on this site at this very moment, you would find things a lot more distasteful than anything I may have written. You might also find some incredible writers. Yes, some of the postings that I have made on this site maybe a bit trashy but, go to your nearest bookstore and pick-up any random romance novel. See, I'm not so bad now, eh?
This site is considered by many to be a place of expression. A place to write anonymously, somewhere to share stories (real or fake). I chose to write the things that I did and play around with stories that I've written in journals and notebooks. But, they are stories and poems and jokes. They are not my life. They are fiction.
If this offends you in anyway please feel free to look at the dates on the postings and realize that it's been quite a while since i've been to this site and do not continue to post here (this post aside).
But do keep in mind that if you do decide to look around, you just might find yourself posting soon as well.
User Reviews
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-04-24 07:18:54 EDT (#)
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image search "corn_nugget" that's awesome.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:21:05 EDT (#)
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cute girl, not too bright.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-23 19:13:35 EDT (#)
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journals are gay
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:16:16 EDT (#)
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Oh Lord. I don't know how. I don't know why. But my first image search is Jonukah's famous "face."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:27:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:00:56 EDT (#)
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sheeeeeeeet nigga mcd's really check a nigga out now fo sho!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:41:29 EDT (#)
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Why would you put pantsarestupid on your resume?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:19:10 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:18:23 EDT (#)
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So I googled my name.
and then image googled my name.
absolutely nothing. According to the tubes of the interwebs, I don't exist.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:00:48 EDT (#)
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oops, business
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:59:49 EDT (#)
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A search on my name brings up hundreds of articles about some buisnesswoman in Michigan.
I also use all kinds of usernames so people can only find out so much from just one.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:36:38 EDT (#)
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Haha, people think the internet is real.
Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:27:05 EDT (#)
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Why?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:12:59 EDT (#)
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What is it with people all worried about their uber accounts?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:47:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:18:42 EDT (#)
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great idea.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:44:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:20:10 EDT (#)
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Did they find your nude layouts yet?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:52:20 EDT (#)
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You're making excuses before you're accused. Very dodgy and somewhat pear-shaped.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:48:53 EDT (#)
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Worried that people are going to discriminate against you because of your hatred towards pants?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:39:57 EDT (#)
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On second thought, if somebody is going to form an opinion about you based on what you write here then they don't DESERVE to employ you, date you, or accept you into your school of higher learning, because only somebody small minded and judgmental would do that. For what it's worth.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:33:46 EDT (#)
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you're hot, who cares
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-23 07:55:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:54:50 EDT (#)
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Haha - sicko trying to get a job - hahahah
If you google (images) my name you get pictures of me!
Hopefully my boss will never ever find ubersite!
*Clearing internet history now*
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:40:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:31:33 BST (#)
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Christ that's a bit extreme.. bearing in mind that everything on the internet 'could' be faked.
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True, but people's C.V's can also be faked.
I know mine was.
I don't think that it holds much sway in terms of whether or not people get the job, it just kind of 'paints a picture' as for what to expect.
Unless a google search on your name comes up with 'convicted paedophile, wanted for murder, rape and terrorism', then you're pretty safe.
Although a search on 'Chad Chamley' is fucking hilarious, thanks to Method.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:31:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:46:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:32:53 BST (#)
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Do prospective bosses google peoples names?
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It's part of the standard selection process at our company.
Thankfully, a google search on my name produces links to famous american football players and some dancing kid.
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Christ that's a bit extreme.. bearing in mind that everything on the internet 'could' be faked.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-23 05:18:42 EDT (#)
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great idea.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:53:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:19:42 EDT (#)
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It's monday morning, and the first post I click on is this.
It's gonna be a long week.
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*sigh* yup
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:46:49 EDT (#)
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Tripple posting! COOOOOOOL
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:46:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 09:32:53 BST (#)
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Do prospective bosses google peoples names?
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It's part of the standard selection process at our company.
Thankfully, a google search on my name produces links to famous american football players and some dancing kid.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:32:53 EDT (#)
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Do prospective bosses google peoples names?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:25:00 EDT (#)
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On the other hand, 3 times? For why?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:24:08 EDT (#)
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Ah it's on your earlier posts.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:22:32 EDT (#)
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Your name is Pants Are Stupid? Mr PA Stupid, Esq?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 04:19:42 EDT (#)
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It's monday morning, and the first post I click on is this.
It's gonna be a long week.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-23 03:46:44 EDT (#)
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Your TV show sucks along with your haircut.
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:59:12 EDT (#)
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Triple
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:35:18 EDT (#)
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As a past employer of the user in question, I can tell you from a position of authority that hiring this bitch is a bad idea. If you're a male, and you are not one who enjoys sex acts involving candles and leather mouthgear, take my advice and look elsewhere for a lifelong partner.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-04-23 02:34:57 EDT (#)
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I spoke with this person. She sucks cock for coke.