The Scent Of A Saturday Night (1479 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.71 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JoeyG (View user info) at 2007-04-23 10:19:20 EDT
I feel like shit.
Truly. I can't remember a time when I felt worse. A weekend of drinking solidly has left me somewhat worse for wear. 48 hours of non-stop drinking kinda takes it out of you.
My hangover is so bad that I have a pulse ticking away behind my right eyeball, trying to force the optic orb out of its socket. It's like a death clock, working in tandem with my liver, saying "just chill the fuck out, okay?"
So what happened?
Good question.
I'm still trying to piece the puzzle together. However, there are certain events, certain memories, which are starting to flood back.
Did you try and face fuck that statue of Lady Godiva?
Yes, yes you did.
Did you ask the barmaid if you could 'lick her out' on the pool table?
I'm afraid so. And she probably would have let you, if it hadn't been for her hulking giant of a boyfriend, who walked over and asked 'what the fuck do you think you're playing at?'.
Fuck. Guess I won't be going there again.
But there's something else..... something much, much worse.
Think man, for the love of God, think!
What happened?
I'd have more luck predicting the future than I would have trying to remember every little detail.
<Drink>Stuff happened</Drink>
That's about it.
Hang on, just wait a second.......
There was a girl. A nice girl. A very nice girl.
She came to you. In the club, Saturday night. Pete's birthday. It was a free bar.
Free bar. That explains a lot
You were sat at a table. Motor functions were impaired, but still intact. Gorgeous girl comes over, and sits on your lap.
"Hi, I'm Beth!"
"Sorry, I'll just get out of your way."
Stupid twat. You're sat down. She comes to you, and you think you're 'in her way?' Get a grip.
"Hey, it's okay! You're just where I want you!"
She shakes her ass down into a comfortable position, and leans forward, exposing a glorious cleavage.
"Um, hi. I'm Joey."
Bizarre as it may sound, this girl might like you. She's trying to pull you. Don't be a prick.
She asks: "Cool! Are you from round here?"
Loud music infringes upon the conversation.
You reply: "You're right, it is hot in here."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"I said are you from around here?"
"Oh. Right! Yeah, I'm local. How 'bout you?"
"I'm from London, but I'm staying with my cousin for a few weeks. She's away tonight, so I got the WHOLE place to myself, so......wanna buy me a drink?" Once again, she makes with the cleavage.
"No, I'm not gonna be sick, I'm fine."
"What? I just wanted a drink. Wanna buy me one?"
Free bar, dipshit. It won't cost you. Get this chick a drink already!
"Sure! What do you want?"
"Vodka and coke, no ice."
She winks at you as you get up to go to the bar. You reach the bar, which is heaving with people, and begin to wait in line for the drinks.
Five minutes, ten, fifteen......
"Can I help you?"
Finally, service.
"Yeah, can I get a pint of Stella, and a ..... a....."
Fuck! What did she want?
"....a....um, vodka and orange juice."
The drinks come, and you head back to Beth.
"Here you go."
"What? This isn't what I asked for."
"Huh?"
"I said vodka and coke. I can't drink this shit."
Fussy bitch. Just go and get her another drink. You're in with this girl, don't blow it by being an asshole.
"Get fucked. Go and get your own drink."
What part of 'don't blow it by being an asshole' didn't you understand?
"You know what? Fuck you. There are plenty of other guys in here....."
Beth storms off. Rejection kicks in.
A beautiful girl literally falls into your lap, and you fuck it up. Way to go, Romeo....
Oh well. Just have to do the next best thing.
Which is what, exactly?
Pull her mate, of course.
You head over to the (much less attractive) girl that Beth entered the club with. She seems nice enough, but there's something you can't put your finger on.
She talks to you, and genuinely appears interested. She asks about Beth.
"So, what did you think of Beth? You and her looked cosy in the corner over there."
"Uh......I told her she wasn't my type."
Liar! Liar! You screwed your chance with Beth and now you're resorting to lying to her mate in order to get a lay! For shame....
Sue me.
You get her (Liz? Lisa? Lizzie? God knows) a drink, and head back to the secluded corner. She's all over you like herpes on a horny teenager. She lets you slip a hand up her skirt and everything, the dirty minx.
You can smell her perfume, the scent somehow managing to rise above the stench of cigarettes and liquor. That's all it takes. You lean in for a kiss, and she leans in to you.
Your lips lock, your mouths open, and your tongues push their way into each other's mouth. That's when you notice it.
You pull away, like a scolded child would pull away from a neglectful parent.
She asks: "What's the matter?"
You lie: "Nothing."
"Good! Then come here and kiss me." She licks her lips at you. She's pretty decent looking. It might be different under all that make-up she's wearing, but who cares? You're in a club. She wants you. Your hard-on (which she's been rubbing through your jeans) says that you want her, too.
So what's the problem?
You ask: "What the hell have you been eating?"
She replies: "What are talking about?"
"You taste cheesy."
"What do you mean, 'cheesy'?"
"I mean cheesy! It's like you've just given the Stinky Cheese Guy a blow job!"
She pushes you away and storms off across the dance floor, to where Beth is dancing away with another guy. Liz/Lisa/Lizzie/Whatever points towards you and mutters something in Beth's ear. Beth pisses herself with laughter, pushes the guy away, and they start kissing each other.
After the embrace, Beth walks over to you.
"Such a shame. You don't know what you're missing out on......"
As she walks off, you sniff the fingers on the hand you had up Liz/Lisa/Lizzie's skirt.
They smell worse than her breath.
You walk off to find your other friends, so that you can wipe your finger under their noses.
No wonder you had more drinks.
Some things are better off forgotten.
User Reviews
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2008-01-06 19:48:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Such a step ahead of everything else that is posted here.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ew
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-04-24 17:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i enjoy most of your stuff, but this was subpar by your standards.
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-24 17:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beano, it's not good to spew hatred. Snag? What is a snag? A snag is nothing.
ATTENTION:
University knowledge is now available to the public for free!!!
MIT is posting ALL its course notes at http://ocw.mit.edu/OcwWeb/Global/all-courses.htm ,
Which is fucking groundbreaking if you think about it in a historical sense.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-24 10:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a solid +1 for me until the picture.
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You think anyone cares what you think you pathetic little cunt?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-24 02:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This happened to me but i was the cheese
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-24 01:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I found this more depressing than funny, really. It was ok.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-24 00:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
giggles n such
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-04-23 20:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
throw'm in the shower before you turn'm up-side-down
Submitted by guitarjunky421 (user info) at 2007-04-23 20:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i would of done the same thing except maybe get punched by one of the chicks
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-23 20:44:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was a somewhat forgettable tale with a very rich sub-topic (hygeine and sexual odors) that deserves a much more interesting treatment, of which you are certainly capable.
In my opinion, you may be writing down to uber as opposed to writing up to your potential, if that makes any sense.
When you jump right into a first person tale like this with no introduction or preparation, you're depending too much on the reader's knowledge and understanding that isn't necessarily there outside this web site.
Which is perfectly fine to do if you so choose, as this is your venue.
But I think you can do better. If you don't rely on the friendly audience here, but choose to earn your reader's interest each and every time, I think you'll find the quality of your work will consistently improve while keeping your uber buddies happy.
That said, it had its moments, and was better than worth reading.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-23 19:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mellifluous.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-23 19:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you start rockin' the higher cups, this, my friend, is where there be dragons. Beware, and arm yourself with a chicklet or mint just in case the nectar you so greedily seek proves as sour as a fish's asshole on Tuesday. God help you if you find crumbs or some uneaten bit of sandwich as well.
You've been warned.
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That's fucking nauseating.
And really..how hard is it to keep clean when you're IN THE BAR OR CLUB, assuming you've showered before your big night out? I can see if it's a surprise visit or something, but don't these women know about things like gum and wet naps? Ew.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-23 18:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 08:57:01 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID VODKA AND COKE
CANT YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT
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this comment made me laff
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-04-23 14:16:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You should have told her to get fucked the first time she sat in your lap. silly cunt will never learn otherwise.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-04-23 13:15:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why would anyone not give this a +2?
Awesome.
no, 4w350m3.
So awesome, i needed leet.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 12:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
put a double shot in.
go on.
alleyway, huh? that is class.
last time was in the toilets, if I remember correctly...which I can't
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:57:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID VODKA AND COKE
CANT YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT
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Fine, fine, I'll get your drink, but you better get drunk real quick so we can go make out in the alleyway.
(I'm a class act all the way)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I SAID VODKA AND COKE
CANT YOU GET ANYTHING RIGHT
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:55:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:53:47 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, come on, Joey.
you said you wouldn't tell.
now go get me a vodka and coke.
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Sure thing, Beth ;)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, come on, Joey.
you said you wouldn't tell.
now go get me a vodka and coke.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had my fair share of honeys. It's just only fair that mingers get a bit of Joey lovin' once in a while. Who am I to deny their needs?
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Wow. Ever think of starting up a charity? Minger Lovin', perhaps? You spend your time giving loving to the dirty girls and in return you'd enjoy status as a non-profit entity. I don't know, I'd probably eat some cheese if it meant I'd never have to pay taxes again.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:38:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, between cheese girl and green snatch, you really seem to attract some top shelf 'tang.
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That's just the kind of guy I am.
I'm versatile.
I've had my fair share of honeys. It's just only fair that mingers get a bit of Joey lovin' once in a while. Who am I to deny their needs?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:34:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking about the deep under-tit sweat that resides well up along the curve of the milkflap. Buried in darkness and flesh, this particular moisture knows no touch of air, soap or perfume. It is that much removed.
The lower breastsweat of A or B cups is the sort you speak of. There is little in the way of flappage, thus the sweat is usually an extension of the tit proper. This is to be sampled and enjoyed.
When you start rockin' the higher cups, this, my friend, is where there be dragons. Beware, and arm yourself with a chicklet or mint just in case the nectar you so greedily seek proves as sour as a fish's asshole on Tuesday. God help you if you find crumbs or some uneaten bit of sandwich as well.
You've been warned.
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Them's some wise words, wise words indeed.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:23:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
>> You're sat down.
You're sitting down. Not "sat", but "sitting".
>> exposing a glorious cleavage
It isn't 'a' cleavage, it is just cleavage
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ummmmm...............
so what?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
!!!!THIS IS TEH SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM!!!!
I'll be sure to take your valued opinion on board...........
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Jesus Joey!
>> so what?
It should be "So what?"
>> !!!!THIS IS TEH SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM!!!!
First off, exclamation points don't belong at the beginning of a sentence! I think you meant "the" rather than "teh", however, it really should read "This is a serious writer's forum."
>> I'll be sure to take your valued opinion on board...........
Elipses should only contain 3 dots...
If you can't post with perfect grammer, at least reply with it.
By the way, between cheese girl and green snatch, you really seem to attract some top shelf 'tang.
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
When you start rockin' the higher cups, this, my friend, is where there be dragons
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I'm gonna throw up now...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:24:58 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not letting you anywhere near my Biscuits; I remember what you do to biscuits.
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It's been a long time since then. Besides, if you wipe them clean, nobody would know any different.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm talking about the deep under-tit sweat that resides well up along the curve of the milkflap. Buried in darkness and flesh, this particular moisture knows no touch of air, soap or perfume. It is that much removed.
The lower breastsweat of A or B cups is the sort you speak of. There is little in the way of flappage, thus the sweat is usually an extension of the tit proper. This is to be sampled and enjoyed.
When you start rockin' the higher cups, this, my friend, is where there be dragons. Beware, and arm yourself with a chicklet or mint just in case the nectar you so greedily seek proves as sour as a fish's asshole on Tuesday. God help you if you find crumbs or some uneaten bit of sandwich as well.
You've been warned.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SMELL MY FINGER!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:23:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
>> You're sat down.
You're sitting down. Not "sat", but "sitting".
>> exposing a glorious cleavage
It isn't 'a' cleavage, it is just cleavage
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ummmmm...............
so what?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
!!!!THIS IS TEH SERIOUS WRITER'S FORUM!!!!
I'll be sure to take your valued opinion on board...........
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:24:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:42:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:30:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet story.
Been there more often than I like to count.
I finally realize that I'm not the only slobberingly horny guy who is proud enough to not take home a perfectly willing chica who just happens to be gross (in one fashion or another).
...
Where does the Support Group meet?
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My house, 7pm, every other Tuesday. I'm happy to provide the tea, just bring your own biscuits.
Failing that, a catering size bottle of alcohol should see you through the session.
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I'm not letting you anywhere near my Biscuits; I remember what you do to biscuits.
A woman neglecting her personal place like this is really unforgivable; christ is I can wash so can she.
Also passing up on the nice one was a wee bit stupid my friend; still there is always next weekend.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:23:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
>> You're sat down.
You're sitting down. Not "sat", but "sitting".
>> exposing a glorious cleavage
It isn't 'a' cleavage, it is just cleavage.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 16:15:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beware the under-tit sweat of an unknown, questionable woman.
It will only bring you sorrow.
SMELL MY FACE
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It's things like the unknown tit-sweat of a woman that make life worth living.
Salty or sour?
Either way, it says a lot about their character.
Ok, so it's just an excuse to lick her breasts.
I'm only human.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Beware the under-tit sweat of an unknown, questionable woman.
It will only bring you sorrow.
SMELL MY FACE
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-23 11:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this kind of stuff used to happen to me, except i never fucked it up.
sometimes my drunk friends fucked it up for me, but *I* never did it myself.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was a solid +1 for me until the picture.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:55:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I discovered the hard way that Natural Ice will give you diarrhea.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"To alcohol! The cause -- and solution -- to all of life's problems."
- Homer Simpson
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
midget porn and stinky finger...
snow white and the seven little convicts.
good storyline too!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:46:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice, but just so you know, bart made italics and bold available, but as far as i know he still hasn't done anything with the <drink> modifier. That's why it didn't work.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:46:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:42:01 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:30:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet story.
Been there more often than I like to count.
I finally realize that I'm not the only slobberingly horny guy who is proud enough to not take home a perfectly willing chica who just happens to be gross (in one fashion or another).
...
Where does the Support Group meet?
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My house, 7pm, every other Tuesday. I'm happy to provide the tea, just bring your own biscuits.
Failing that, a catering size bottle of alcohol should see you through the session.
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Kewl.
I'll bring the midget porn.
First one to pass out gets to wake up feeling used...
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I feel like that every day.
Must get rid of my Lithuanian lodger.....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Joey she was infact a very sweet girl, she was so lovely to me afterwards, I however was a cock and was mean and cruel. One thing I do regret............
I didnt do her up the bum!
No seriously I would go back and be nicer to her.
if she lets me do her up the bum.
Joking of course.
Submitted by eric_the_bread (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:30:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet story.
Been there more often than I like to count.
I finally realize that I'm not the only slobberingly horny guy who is proud enough to not take home a perfectly willing chica who just happens to be gross (in one fashion or another).
...
Where does the Support Group meet?
--------------
My house, 7pm, every other Tuesday. I'm happy to provide the tea, just bring your own biscuits.
Failing that, a catering size bottle of alcohol should see you through the session.
*****************************************************
Kewl.
I'll bring the midget porn.
First one to pass out gets to wake up feeling used...
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:40:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:37:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Back in the dim 90's when I was at uni I was out on the Student Union theme night. However I was feeling so ill I wanted to go back to my halls, this girl....a huge girl was leaving at the same time.
At the point of the journey where I 'Should' of turned off to go home she pounced. Steering me back to hers where she proceeded to undress me and herself before embracing me in the tightest hug known to man. I forget what happened next. No I dont :( But im not saying.
I awoke about 5 in the morning and trampled back to mine , only to find about 100 post its on my door calling me a dirty dawg and that I was disgusting.
I left her a note saying see ya , Nick. x
Quite the romantic I am.
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You're are quite the gentleman. I'd have left her a note saying 'it was all a dream, honest'.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Back in the dim 90's when I was at uni I was out on the Student Union theme night. However I was feeling so ill I wanted to go back to my halls, this girl....a huge girl was leaving at the same time.
At the point of the journey where I 'Should' of turned off to go home she pounced. Steering me back to hers where she proceeded to undress me and herself before embracing me in the tightest hug known to man. I forget what happened next. No I dont :( But im not saying.
I awoke about 5 in the morning and trampled back to mine , only to find about 100 post its on my door calling me a dirty dawg and that I was disgusting.
I left her a note saying see ya , Nick. x
Quite the romantic I am.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 15:30:30 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet story.
Been there more often than I like to count.
I finally realize that I'm not the only slobberingly horny guy who is proud enough to not take home a perfectly willing chica who just happens to be gross (in one fashion or another).
...
Where does the Support Group meet?
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My house, 7pm, every other Tuesday. I'm happy to provide the tea, just bring your own biscuits.
Failing that, a catering size bottle of alcohol should see you through the session.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeck.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet story.
Been there more often than I like to count.
I finally realize that I'm not the only slobberingly horny guy who is proud enough to not take home a perfectly willing chica who just happens to be gross (in one fashion or another).
...
Where does the Support Group meet?
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:29:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-23 10:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't fault you in your actions. I probably would have drunk myself into a coma.