would you rather (part two) (420 hits)
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Submitted by Haggard (View user info) at 2007-04-24 18:37:20 EDT
Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep?
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years?
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others?
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan?
Never read again or never write again?
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing?
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time?
Get prison raped or commit suicide?
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts?
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:23:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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she banged federline?
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Chyeah. Invited him back to her hotel room for drinks and "business talk"
I almost cried.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:18:14 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep? see them kickin it, so long as tehy hadnt asked me to be there!
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years?
Telly!
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others?
Fuck me these are dumb questions
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan?
Im outta here.
Never read again or never write again?
shhhuuuttt up.
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing?
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time?
Get prison raped or commit suicide?
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts?
im gonna kick you in the fucking nuts you weirdo
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:57:52 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?"""
having balls on fire would impress chix and burn their pubes if they didn't shave
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep? """
see my parents, and join.
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years? """
i already don't use the television :-D
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others? """
my own shit
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan? """
warts are currable, not herpes.
Never read again or never write again? """
never write.
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing? """
space ship please!
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time? """
fuck baseball, go hockey!
Get prison raped or commit suicide? """
prison raped...i'd like it
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts? """
knee you
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:25:26 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
FLAMING BALLS WOULD ROCK.
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep?
I'LL TAKE THE AUDIO
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years?
NO TV. I DON'T WATCH MUCH OF IT ANYWAY. ALTHOUGH I WOULD SADLY MISS THE SIMPSONS AND FOOTBALL.
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others?
DEPENDS ON WHAT WE HAD FOR SUPPER LAST NIGHT
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan?
DO I HAVE FLAMING BALLS AT THE TIME? THAT WOULD *SO* ROCK TO GIVE THEIR COOCHIES 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Never read again or never write again?
NEVER WRITE
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing?
SPACE SHIP
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time?
FUCK THEM BOTH. GO PHILLIES WOO!
Get prison raped or commit suicide?
BY MEN OR WOMEN?
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts?
BOTH
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-25 05:51:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
Great balls of fire.
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep?
see them once.
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years?
No TV.
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others?
Partners.
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan?
Paris.
Never read again or never write again?
Never write again (at least i would be doing the world a favour)
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing?
Space ship. because fuck. YOUR IN A SPACE SHIP!!!
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time?
i dont understand the question.
Get prison raped or commit suicide?
Prison raped.
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts?
Minute back please.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 04:46:13 EDT (#)
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she banged federline?
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-24 23:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I used to love Lindsay Lohan. In a completely non-stalkerish way, I adoreded her. Even when she got all coked out and weighed 90 lbs, I sitll saw the "Mean Girls" Lindsay.
But then she slept with Kevin Federline. The filth of Hollywood.
I'm not sure I can ever forgive her, but there's hope. Maybe she can redeem herself.
For the record, balls that were always on fire would be tight as hell. As long as I couldn't feel it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-24 19:17:38 EDT (#)
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i forget, which one can you get from ass-ramming, herpes or genital warts???
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:53:29 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
@@Are you kidding?? Goodness gracious great balls of fire etc etc.
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep? See em once.
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years? with no tv and no masturbation I could probably conquer the world in two years. So both.
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others? Ermmmmm.......mine, everyone likes their own brand right?
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan? warts....not that I'm entirely sure what Lindsay Lohan looks like....
Never read again or never write again? Never write....no reading would make life troublesome
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing? submarine, I can swim.....also.....submarines are DESIGNED to sink, so it could be all good right?
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time? Oh christ that game is the most boring spectacle in the entire world......yankees lose every game as there's a fair chancwe of some kinky consequences for a girl I used to know if that happens.
Get prison raped or commit suicide? Raped.
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts? Minute? talk about short change.....eh, I'd have it anyway....
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:49:49 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it? on fire but there...as long as its not caused by an std
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep? hearing them...as long as its once too.
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years? not masturbate
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others? own i guess...
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan? are warts curable? if so, then warts...well i guess either way id prefer lohan.
Never read again or never write again? never read
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing? space ship decompressing.
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time? see Boston win once...because at this rate, Boston gets 1 for every 12 Yankee wins in the WS
Get prison raped or commit suicide? prison rape
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts? knee you.
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:45:20 EDT (#)
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Barnymeinhoff, how is the baby cooked?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:44:49 EDT (#)
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Be on fire
see them once
no tv
my own shit
genital warts
never write again
space ship
Yankees lose
raped
kick you in the nuts
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:43:14 EDT (#)
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Have your balls feel like they are on fire all the time or have your balls actually be on fire all the time without feeling it?
Fireballs would be really cool. She could put them out with spit daily for me.
See your parents having sex once or go to bed with the sound of them having sex lulling you to sleep?
See them. I know already know they did it at least once.
Not masturbate for two years or not use the television for two years?
Easy. No TV. TV sucks fireballs.
Eat your own shit or eat your significant others?
My wife's a vegetarian. I eat steaks every night. I think I'd eat hers.
Get herpes from Paris Hilton or get genital warts from Lindsay Lohan?
Wait, are my balls still on fire at this juncture?
Never read again or never write again?
Never write again. Never reading would cease futher growth.
Be caught in a sinking submarine or a space ship decompressing?
Space ship. You would be immortalized.
See the Yankees lose every game the rest of this season or see Boston win the World Series again in your life time?
Fuck baseball.
Get prison raped or commit suicide?
Get raped. It would suck, but rape is funny right? RIGHT? IT'S RAPE!
Get the minute of your life that it took you to read this shit back or knee me in the nuts?
I would like to knee you in the nuts.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-04-24 18:40:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eat a dead baby or a shoe box full of dog shit?