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Submitted by Mr Burns (View user info) at 2007-04-25 08:28:20 EDT
Wanted:
Assistant to help with daily chores
Job description:
I require somebody to help me with those tricky little situations around the office.
Experience required:
At least 3 years ass wiping, nose blowing and daily colonic irrigation experience. The ass wiping is preferable, but full training will be provided if neccessary.
Salary:
I'll grace you with $20,000.......sometime.
What do you say, Uber? Let's spread the love..
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 16:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Smile.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-26 16:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NO
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
worst. alter. ever.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
just so y'all know
alter is either a greek TV channel or means entymology in old german.
oh and this post sucks more than my posts.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What can I say... I like you.
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Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:13:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about I just stab you in the pelvis with a dull pencil instead
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you have no idea how strangely erotic I find that thought.....
it's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:13:14 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about I just stab you in the pelvis with a dull pencil instead
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you have no idea how strangely erotic I find that thought.....
it's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about I just stab you in the pelvis with a dull pencil instead.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sing with me!
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.....Suuuuuck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha, holy shit, this alter has so much potential!
If there is anything that needed satire, it was this.
I almost died laughing when I saw the photo!
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 07:32:21 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah.
I forgot this:
Signed,
That Carbon Blob In Sector 7G
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Was that you, BOB? Smithers told me you left weeks ago......
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not even worthy of 'worst ever status'.
Although I did smile at 'mason's jamboree'
what the fuck is one of those anyway?
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter?
The only alters and goats I'll have anything to do with are the ones I use in my masons jamboree.
Shame yourselves.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:32:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh yeah.
I forgot this:
Signed,
That Carbon Blob In Sector 7G
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:31:39 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I love The Simpsons, even Mr. Burns, but this alter blows dead goats.
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'Nuff said.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, I love The Simpsons, even Mr. Burns, but this alter blows dead goats.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU alter.