Captain America! How Could You?! (976 hits)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2007-04-25 09:14:18 EDT
It seems that our old pal Captain America, of comic book fame has hit the skids since getting killed off in his series and left unemployed.
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Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
MELBOURNE, Fla. -- A Brevard County doctor dressed up in a Captain America outfit was arrested with a burrito in his tights. What he allegedly did at the police station got him into more trouble.
Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, would probably rather forget about the weekend when he was arrested on charges of battery, disorderly conduct, drug possession and trying to destroy evidence. It's not what you would expect from a doctor or Captain America.
The Palm Bay family physician was at On Tap bar as part of a pub-crawl with other medical professionals. It was a sort of costume party on a bus that would take them around from bar to bar.
Everything was fine until, witnesses said, Captain America started getting too forward with a burrito he kept tucked inside his blue tights, a burrito that ultimately landed him in jail.
On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Adamcik had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.
The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report "there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."
The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.
"The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush," said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.
The doctor wasn't in when Eyewitness News went by and didn't return calls. He may now have to rely on a lawyer instead of his superpowers to get him out of the jam.
"This is definitely an unusual situation. We don't usually arrest people in costume," Frederiksen said.
No super powers got Adamcik out of jail. He needed $2,000 cash bail and then, once he got out of jail, he still stopped to pose for pictures on the way out. It is unclear right now whether the doctor could lose his medical license if he's convicted.
Tuesday, Adamcik was checking himself into a rehab program and taking a temporary leave from his medical practice.
Poor Captain America. Nobody wanted to touch his grande burrito of freedom.
User Reviews
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-04-26 03:26:16 EDT (#)
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Even worse would be, if he asks, "Wanna bite?" as he flicks a short-curly off of it.
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involuntary vomiting at this point.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:53:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:43:22 EDT (#)
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If he flung the burrito would it come back like his shield?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:20:20 EDT (#)
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thats funny.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:13:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:14:34 EDT (#)
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I think the watching him remove a burrito from his tights might disturb me more than the actual groping.
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Even worse would be, if he asks, "Wanna bite?" as he flicks a short-curly off of it.
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*shudder*
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:20:43 EDT (#)
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nice
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:15:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:34:40 EDT (#)
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he should have eaten the evidence
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:59:31 EDT (#)
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Oh, Captain America... you rabble rouser.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:55:10 EDT (#)
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HAHA!
This is pure gold.
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:31:28 EDT (#)
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This is a hell of a find Bob, I normally read about all this crap during my daily internet news run.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:12:27 EDT (#)
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Cap noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:05:31 EDT (#)
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Your tax dollars at work.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:04:43 EDT (#)
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A fat broad probably called the police because she couldn't have the burrito.
And no one would grope her.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:54:58 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:07:05 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahahaha
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:44:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:32:36 EDT (#)
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I'm cool with him dressing up as Captain America, but what I don't understand is, why did he have a Taco Bell burrito in his pants? I mean, if you're hungry and want a burrito, that's cool, but why buy it and then stick it in your pants? Wouldn't the grease burn your wang?
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That's what the sour cream is for...to cool things down. :D
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:44:22 EDT (#)
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AY DIOS MIO, THE FIRE SAUCE IT IS IN MY HOLE!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:28:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:14:34 EDT (#)
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I think the watching him remove a burrito from his tights might disturb me more than the actual groping.
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Even worse would be, if he asks, "Wanna bite?" as he flicks a short-curly off of it.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:27:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:15:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:09:02 BST (#)
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STOP IT! JUST STOP!
You're so mean...
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I thought you were going to turn on teh hax or something and pwn me?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:15:14 EDT (#)
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that woman sounds like a fucking bitch.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:14:34 EDT (#)
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I think the watching him remove a burrito from his tights might disturb me more than the actual groping.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:13:43 EDT (#)
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If he was my doctor, and I was scheduled to get a physical from him, I'd go into the appointment with a burrito in my asscrack.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:09:09 EDT (#)
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clown face
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:09:02 EDT (#)
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STOP IT! JUST STOP!
You're so mean...
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:39:17 BST (#)
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What a stupid tool. He didn't even say anything.
Stupid tool.
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What the fuck? Lick my crack, gayboy.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:08:10 EDT (#)
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grope some-one with a burrito? The only thing that would make this better is if he tried to sex her with it.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:58:27 EDT (#)
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What a travesty. I am ashamed to be an American on this day.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:52:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:39:17 BST (#)
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What a stupid tool. He didn't even say anything.
Stupid tool.
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What the fuck? Lick my crack, gayboy.
Submitted by Mr_Burns (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:48:14 EDT (#)
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Eeeexcellent.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:41:07 EDT (#)
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I must be getting old... HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GROPE SOMEONE WITH A BURRITO?
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:39:17 EDT (#)
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What a stupid tool. He didn't even say anything.
Stupid tool.
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:34:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:34:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:32:36 EDT (#)
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I'm cool with him dressing up as Captain America, but what I don't understand is, why did he have a Taco Bell burrito in his pants? I mean, if you're hungry and want a burrito, that's cool, but why buy it and then stick it in your pants? Wouldn't the grease burn your wang?
These are the mysteries that keep me up at night.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:30:57 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by orph (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:24:35 EDT (#)
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Fantastic - I love the idea of a superhero line-up
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:19:04 EDT (#)
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This entire article is gold.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-25 09:16:56 EDT (#)
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The picture of the hang-doggin' Captain at the bottom amuses.