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To Secretaries Everywhere (762 hits)

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Rating: 1.15 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2007-04-25 10:50:16 EDT


Today, April 25th, is National Secretary Day. As a gesture of appreciation for you scallywags I've got room under my desk for 2 or 3 of you depending on your size. First come, first serve.


P.S. I like my coffee with cream and sugar.

Happy Secretary Day you washed up bitches.

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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2007-04-26 04:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:54:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one of my goals in life, is to bang a hot secretary. In the office. Bent over the water cooler.

No I've never though of this before.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 08:54:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one of my goals in life, is to be a hot secretary.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need a secretary so badly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Juls, how much will you pay me????
I am a kick ass personal assistant/secretary! :D
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Sorry babes though you overfill my hotness requirement I doubt you would want to work for the pay I am offering and the non existant benefit package.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:16:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one of my goals in life, to have a hot secretary. I don't even care if she does anything, well filing and phone wise.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-25 12:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nice droolfest you've got here. I'll just move on then..


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

one of my goals in life, to have a hot secretary. I don't even care if she does anything, well filing and phone wise.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for not putting "dick-tation" in there anywhere.

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need a secretary so badly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Juls, how much will you pay me????
I am a kick ass personal assistant/secretary! :D

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is WAY better then my post about the glorious day of Administrative Professionals Day. Nice work.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-25 16:10:12 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

Administrative Professionals

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Gaylord. Awesome post.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I need a secretary so badly.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Administrative Professionals

Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-25 11:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

My goodness it's about time these brave hardworking women were thanked. I once did work experience with secretaries or PA's as the liked to be called, anyway talk about the laziest, fattest, most whiney women ever. I'm sure that wasn't your point.

Ubersite is very male dominated isn't it?

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Indeed.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Time to watch "Naughty Office" clips all down the day.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YAY!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-25 10:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Im gonna cum very soon

HUZZAH!


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