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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.78 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by loki (View user info) at 2003-07-13 22:54:03 EDT


Here is the setup. You are in Vegas for a weekend getaway with a group of friends. You all went to college together and then scattered and have gotten back together to gamble, drink, and carry on like you are all still in college. In the mix is a guy with whom you have always has this history of a sort of sexual tension, but for one reason or another the timing never worked out so it never went beyond that. He was always the one who got away.

More or less, there was this one incident in college when you and he were the first ones in the group to get back to town. You got together, smoked a lot of hash, drank who knows what, Yagermeister for sure, no telling what else and woke up in his shirt. Neither of you had a real clear memory of the night, but you don't think anything happened and the shirt thing had something to do with a beer shot gunning mishap.

The circumstances have now changed. Whereas before one or both of you were seeing other people, through a few twists of fate you are now both free. You have been e-mailing each other for a few months, but not seen each other in a couple of years.

You have been hanging out with the group all day, pretty much since you all landed, checked in, and found each other. There has been this flirtation thing, but you really haven't been alone with him all day. The first moment you have alone is when you beg out of what is about to become another round of drinking and riotous craps playing and head up to the room. He offers to go up with you so the two of you can talk.

On the unbelievably long wait in the lobby for the elevator, he tells you that under normal circumstances he would attempt to ingratiate himself into your good graces in the hopes for scoring on epic, poetry inspiring sex, but is not going to do so not because he is not interesting in epic, poetry inspiring sex, but because he does not want to rush things and risk ruining the relationship.

What do you do? He has made it clear that he is interested, but that the proverbial ball is in your court. Do you:

1. Decide that it might be rushing things and spend the rest of the evening talking over a few drinks. Maybe he stays over, maybe he goes back to his room but, no sex.

2. Go for the absolutely amazing, epic, poetry inspiring sex. Granted you may have to deal with a certain measure of awkward eye contact avoidance in the morning, but who really cares, you can always blame it on the alcohol.

3. Shoot for something in the middle. You sleep with him. I mean for real even if it wasn't sincere you've got to give it up to a guy who is going to pull a move this smooth. However, instead of going for the full kama sutra, you sit up talk for a while, let things play out and most likely end up with sex on a more sweet and affectionate nature.

Keep in mind that there may be something there and that this is not just a quick and dirty mood altering booty call or pick up in a bar.

Thoughts?


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Submitted by headlight (user info) at 2004-03-10 00:54:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The +2 is for asking at all...forgot to mention that.





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"Oh, you're taking a toothbrush to a graveyard, how Egyptian." - random quote.

Submitted by headlight (user info) at 2004-03-10 00:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well consequently, you get a -2 for ever thinking of asking US, the minions of rant, for sex advice. Do what you think is in YOUR best interest, I'm only interested in really giving the advice if I'm going to have a hand in the sex. If you're counting me in...then I'd rather wait until I know this guy better...that means #1...wait till you kn...I mean...we know him better.

That way if your intentions are different as far as the sex being "epic" or "poetic" or just "casual" sex...the type where you wake up and he's gone (yes I've been there). You should probably spend more time with this guy because frankly, people can change after college...I don't need to preach on that. He may have been the guy you wanted to fuck a few years ago...even now...but figure out if you can get what you want from him. Find out what HE wants so that, if you have sex, you both won't regret it.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 11:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Uhhhh huh huh, #1, I order you to take a #2... uhhh huhuh...

I miss Beavis and Butthead. I think I'll give them a call.

Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-09-18 10:55:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hmm. I would defintely try for #3, but would probably end up with #2. That's what usually happens.


Especially if he, ahem I mean she, had a special place in my heart.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-09-18 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck. Definitely.

Submitted by Gillespie (user info) at 2003-09-18 10:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do whatever you want to do, it's only fair.
Oh, and it's spelled "Jagermeister"
And the prayer I make to the porcelain shrine after I drink it sounds weirdly like "Eur-Ope"
-J

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2003-09-18 10:36:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

#1.. yeah yeah, coming from a guy thats probably odd. You've waited years to get to this point, whats another couple of days? spend a little time at it. You admit you havent seen him in awhile. Time messes with our head. when you're completely out of touch for awhile, your mind takes that kind of like PAUSE on a VCR. you remember him as he was the last time you saw him. Dig a little deeper into each other and find out if its just a time warp infatuation, or if there's really enough there that you wont wake up the next morning thinking "why did I do that?"

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's cool.....

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mostly hypothetical, this part wasn't:

** More or less, there was this one incident in college when you and he were the first ones in the group to get back to town. You got together, smoked a lot of hash, drank who knows what, Yagermeister for sure, no telling what else and woke up in his shirt. Neither of you had a real clear memory of the night, but you don't think anything happened and the shirt thing had something to do with a beer shot gunning mishap.**


Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-16 13:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

go for the epic sex, or at elast the fun affectionate sex-go for the sex either way cause this is soprt of a zipless fuck isn't it, i mean unless you want to neither of you even have to see one another again. aand epic sex is better then watching tv in your hotel room


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 13:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a new take on it, Istaros. Interesting, if I wanted to take the more sinister approach and not just take it at face value, I would have gone with the passive aggressive angle, but you do make a point.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-07-16 13:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"On the unbelievably long wait in the lobby for the elevator, he tells you that under normal circumstances he would attempt to ingratiate himself into your good graces in the hopes for scoring on epic, poetry inspiring sex, but is not going to do so not because he is not interesting in epic, poetry inspiring sex, but because he does not want to rush things and risk ruining the relationship."

Duh? He said he wants to fuck. Of course, the fact that he actually had to say so means he's probably too much of a pussy to go through with anything you try to pull off.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-16 12:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahahahahahaha

gotta love Monty Python.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 08:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lisa - how do I say this nicely hmmm how about this:

**I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.**


Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-07-16 00:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOL...I'm not even in a bad mood, I'm smiling. Dear friends, it's only my "Uber character" that is a total bitch.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lisa?

.....???


DAHAM, wash the sand out of your vagina if the itching is going to put you in moods like this....

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have lots of dirty sex with him, never mind that he has slept with 73 other women and has herpes, syphilis, and genital warts, and get pregnant, then get another job stripping to support your unborn baby, and start buying drugs off the club owner because you can't believe that this is where your life has taken you, give birth to a crack baby with herpes sores infecting all its mucous membranes, give your unwanted child up for adoption and allow it to spend 18 years in a foster home because it is the ugly one that no one wants, and lead a miserable and depressed life filled with overbearing guilt and scaly warts.

Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sex him up, you idiot. No brainer.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey wait; if you just got a USB cable for your camera, why haven't you sent me any naked pictures? you know my email address!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

to hell with pictures. let's film our own porno, chicagogirl.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i just bought a new phone with a camera. i could email pictures.

goddamn, my phone is harsh.

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-15 16:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I just purchased a new usb cable for my camera.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-15 09:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you think we could get them to post pictures?

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-14 22:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was on my PayPal account last night and actually thought about setting up the Hidden Fund Page. I'm too lazy though.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-14 21:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How's that paypal account going.

Hidden, now you know that she won't waste our money.

Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-14 18:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

**Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:28:06 (#)
Ranking: 1

Go for the gusto. You can always feel guilty later, but know that it's better to regret things you have done than to regret not having done them. And by the way, if you see your mother this morning, tell her .... SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! **
totally agree with yid. If it was meant to be it would not matter if you waited 1 or 1 year. WHy waste a perfectly good night of sex.


Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-14 14:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's IT
Not only would get alleviate (or Aleve as UU wud say) all the sexual tension, but once that bridge is crossed then the rest of the evening would be so much more relaxing. Although I'm afraid that wild, passionate elevator sex would lead to #2 above.


Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-07-14 14:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You forgot:

4. Have sex with him in the elevator

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-14 09:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

In college my friend dated this one girl for a couple of years. I was always the goofy and crazy friend he always talked about. Years later my friend and I became roomates and his relationship with her was going south big time. Three days after they broke up she stopped by and he wasn't around .... the next thing I know her and I were in the shower and I was banging the hell out of her. She's half Jamaican and was wailing like she was putting a Voodoo curse on me. Now that was sexual tension that I dealt with and I never regretted it.



Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-14 09:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This wasn't about me, but there are some rather intriguing offers on here, except the one about the cleaning lady. I think if it were me, I'd probably intend to take things slow, but really here people what are the odds of that resolve lasting all night?

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-07-14 09:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i say you dont fuck him, but make him watch while you go down on some really old cleaning lady (the older the better). if hes STILL interested, then youve got yourself a keeper.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:56:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops *one night in Las Vegas, there is plenty of time for that later (maybe the next morning).

Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My answer dont count cause Im a guy and I think with my dick. Id go with number 3 or number 2. Yeah they both include sex and like I said my brains located in the small head of my penis.

My large head on top of my neck contains such information as cartoon theme songs and video game character stats, names and love interests along with a valley full of songs and movies Ive seen way too many times for my own good.

SURRRRRVVVVEEEEYYYY SAYYYYSSS.... SEX!

Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i would make with the banging.

but that's my solution for everything.

Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Go for the gusto. You can always feel guilty later, but know that it's better to regret things you have done than to regret not having done them. And by the way, if you see your mother this morning, tell her .... SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-07-14 08:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have to agree with Bart and PAS. No sex on the first night. If you have more than one night in Las Vegas, there is plenty of. If you think there might possibilities for more than the weekend, then wait. The build up makes it much better and if things take off, there is plenty of time for #2 later. If you did #2 or #3, things might get awkward and make it difficult to get to know each other in such a short period of time. Besides, there is plenty to do that doesn't involve sexual intercourse. Go see a show and sit in the back and make out the entire time like teenagers.

Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-07-14 05:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Can we rephrase option #1?

1. Decide that it might be rushing things and spend the rest of the evening giving him a blowjob and talking over a few drinks. Maybe he stays over, maybe he goes back to his room but, no sex.



I like nice happy endings (or beginnings).

Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-14 04:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sounds like Bart has a crush....:p


Why does everyone seem to assume this is about you Loki? First of all you said the question was hypothetical, secondly you're with Sam and you say this chick is single.

I think No1 is the correct option (no sex). At least that's what I'd choose. Sure there's history but if I was going to enter a long-term relationship with him I'd want to take things slowly and when we were alone - starting something when you're in your group of friends is not a good time.

I'd wait till we got home and make him wait a little while to hit the jackpot. Besides, the build-up is often as much fun. There's all sorts of things you can do without having full-on intercourse. That way you can find out how good his technique is.

Just call me a pleasure delayer :o)

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-07-14 03:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Spend the night, but no sex.

If the guy is interested, spending one night so close yet so far from obtaining the mortal man's holy grail - sex with the sex goddess who fucking rules - will leave him begging for more. You're there for the weekend, so there's always the next night, right? Or, if you just can't wait that long, the next morning. Either way, you didn't give it up the first night, and you've figured out if he's at least willing to wait one day to engorge your hot ass body.

Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-14 00:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sounds like he said the perfect lie to make you want to sleep with him, and by putting the ball in your court he can make you seduce him and think it was your own idea. We should take lessons from this guy.

Anyway, isn't nº3 how it always goes?

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-14 00:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

5.

Hidden, Monkey, and Loki meet up to perform a Loki Split-Roast -

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057846240194720354



(she's going to have to reply to a lot of smartass comments in the morning)



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

or,

4. you realize that you are really in love with hidden101, the hot hunk from that one website, and you decide to throw caution to the wind and spend two blissfull weeks with him on the French Riviera, drinking wine, eating cheese, and making wild, passionate love on the beach.


loki- give it all up for me and i promise i will love you very, very much.... every single night.

Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I would probably go for #3. Just let things happen as they happen.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

#3. Or what Zurr said.

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Give her good advice people. I'm meeting her at the Bellagio next week.



Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

#2. he says hes doing it because he doesnt want to ruin your friendship. he didnt say he doesnt want to... so that means he wants to, and if you do too, it doesnt have to ruin the relationship. heres the set up: we all see the event in movies where two friends are in love, but never say anything for a long time. eventually, one night, both drop their guard and bust into mind-numbing sex without saying a word. that is what a lot of us would like... and thats what youve got. really, its #2.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice story.

Number one sounds completely right and acceptable. If I were this guy and I wanted a relationship, that's all I would expect.



Of course I've been married 15 years now, my perspective is somewhat clouded.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you.
My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst excuse I ever thought
up.

-- Homer Simpson
Itchy & Scratchy & Marge



Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-13 23:02:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

clearly a question for the lasses.


It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too
much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those
tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival