rob_berg and O present - APW: A House Below a Heart-Halved Moon (1007 hits)
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Rating: 1.74 on 54 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-04-25 13:34:52 EDT
This doesn't read the way you'd expect it to.
Be a dear and give it a second try.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-07 14:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-06 17:40:31 EDT (#)
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And a sequel.
*ahem*
How were the islands?
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islands = AWESOME.
sequel... I'm on the mo fo.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-06 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-06 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This clearly needs more attention.
hehe
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Back from Hawaii, I see. Show me a ring of flowers with a bug in it and I'll show you a lousy lei...
Great collaboration, guys.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-06 20:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nju2!
Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-05-06 19:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-06 17:40:31 EDT (#)
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And a sequel.
*ahem*
How were the islands?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-06 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This clearly needs more attention.
hehe
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NO i hear it in more of a war of the worlds narrator voice.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 08:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.
OK...back to retirement.
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A-HA! I *knew* you couldn't stay away!!!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-04-26 05:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep, great combo this is!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better when you read it in a Christopher Walken voice
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Everything is better if Christopher Walken does it.
Read it in Goulet. GOULEEEET
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell Rob to go clean the food out from between his fat rolls and shut the fuck up.
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0 for 2 coming back from retirement.
tsk tsk
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just darling.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.
OK...back to retirement.
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I killed you. Stay dead.
Oh yeah...you "killed" me.
I'm pretty certain that Shlongy can't be killed by a flamer like you, Edgar Allan Moe.
And Ubersite is SUCH a better place since I quit.
Tell Rob to go clean the food out from between his fat rolls and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.
OK...back to retirement.
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I killed you. Stay dead.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.
OK...back to retirement.
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Lame.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.
OK...back to retirement.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stressed? Bored?
Blech.
That is no fun. I've been entertaining myself all afternoon e-scrapping. Now I am behind on my work.
:(
On the bright side - I'm off to Hawaii on Saturday for a whole week!
weee!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm...
hmmm..
well, ok, for the most part.
little stressed out, and bored simultaneously.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have thought 'allo would sound more British.
'ow are ya luv?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:07:11 EDT (#)
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hullo.
why the brit accent all of a sudden? Purdy pickshur
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:03:13 EDT (#)
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Hullo Crystle!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:52 EDT (#)
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well, ok, technically I *COULD* just talk to myself. But it's no fun.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:05 EDT (#)
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but I can't just talk to myself.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:03 EDT (#)
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How do you think these things degenerate into conversations that have little to do with the subject of the post anyway?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:01:36 EDT (#)
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So? I didn't say I had new posts for you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rated this already.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
neat
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:35:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*
It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".
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If by "painting" of course you mean "MS Paint drawing" then sure.
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I'm in!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:35:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*
It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".
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If by "painting" of course you mean "MS Paint drawing" then sure.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I really loved both parts of this.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
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*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*
It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".
Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read it in a Jamaican accent, must be the colours
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:36:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:31:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a fucking solid collaboration.
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And if you put the fire to rob there'll be one next week too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:30:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poem is fantastic!
This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.
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We rock, we rule, etc
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...indeed.
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...snugly ^_^
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's a fucking solid collaboration.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is better when you read it in a Christopher Walken voice
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poem is fantastic!
This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.
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We rock, we rule, etc
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...indeed.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
coolio
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
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Your poem is fantastic!
This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.
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We rock, we rule, etc
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your poem is fantastic!
This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chokomut and Peanut Butter right here.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i see poo in that painting.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is really enjoyable, both in pieces but more as one. The words are sweet but a bit somber. The colors and the little symbols are strong but understated. It's clever in concept and execution. I feel like I sounds pretentious with this review, but it's the best way I can describe it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's like Shel Silverstein, but without the scary picture of him on the back of the book.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't normally care much for poetry, but this was cool and the picture was awesome!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I
don't see him around, start shoveling!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, this was an excellent idea.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FIRST REVIEW
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Vicki Vale: "Nobody, really. I like your story, and I like bats. My pictures, your words. Pulitzer Prize material."
Knox: "Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me."