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rob_berg and O present - APW: A House Below a Heart-Halved Moon (1206 hits)

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Labels: apw

Rating: 1.75 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-04-25 13:34:52 EDT



This doesn't read the way you'd expect it to.

Be a dear and give it a second try.



Rob Berg - Weird Little House.JPG (156 kB)

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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-08-12 12:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont know what it means but i like it.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-07 14:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-06 17:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And a sequel.

*ahem*




How were the islands?

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islands = AWESOME.

sequel... I'm on the mo fo.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-06 20:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-06 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This clearly needs more attention.
hehe
*********
Back from Hawaii, I see. Show me a ring of flowers with a bug in it and I'll show you a lousy lei...

Great collaboration, guys.


Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-05-06 20:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nju2!

Submitted by charminglybeef (user info) at 2007-05-06 19:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-06 17:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And a sequel.

*ahem*




How were the islands?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-06 16:00:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


This clearly needs more attention.


hehe


Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO i hear it in more of a war of the worlds narrator voice.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 08:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.

OK...back to retirement.
------------------------------

A-HA! I *knew* you couldn't stay away!!!

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-04-26 05:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep, great combo this is!

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is better when you read it in a Christopher Walken voice

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Everything is better if Christopher Walken does it.

Read it in Goulet. GOULEEEET

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Tell Rob to go clean the food out from between his fat rolls and shut the fuck up.

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0 for 2 coming back from retirement.

tsk tsk


Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just darling.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.

OK...back to retirement.

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I killed you. Stay dead.


Oh yeah...you "killed" me.

I'm pretty certain that Shlongy can't be killed by a flamer like you, Edgar Allan Moe.

And Ubersite is SUCH a better place since I quit.

Tell Rob to go clean the food out from between his fat rolls and shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahaha

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.

OK...back to retirement.

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I killed you. Stay dead.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:29:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.

OK...back to retirement.

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Lame.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I had to un-retire just to say that this blew.

OK...back to retirement.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Stressed? Bored?

Blech.

That is no fun. I've been entertaining myself all afternoon e-scrapping. Now I am behind on my work.

:(

On the bright side - I'm off to Hawaii on Saturday for a whole week!

weee!





Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

mmm...

hmmm..


well, ok, for the most part.


little stressed out, and bored simultaneously.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I would have thought 'allo would sound more British.

'ow are ya luv?



Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hullo.


why the brit accent all of a sudden? Purdy pickshur

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Hullo Crystle!


Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, ok, technically I *COULD* just talk to myself. But it's no fun.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but I can't just talk to myself.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

How do you think these things degenerate into conversations that have little to do with the subject of the post anyway?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 18:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So? I didn't say I had new posts for you.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I rated this already.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-25 17:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

neat

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*


It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".

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If by "painting" of course you mean "MS Paint drawing" then sure.

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I'm in!


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*


It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".

---

If by "painting" of course you mean "MS Paint drawing" then sure.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really loved both parts of this.



Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-25 15:09:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*lights a book of matches*
*aims at rob_berg*


It might be funny, for a third/fourth installment, for you to provide the painting, and for rob to provide the writing. Call it "Fish Out of Water".

Submitted by NoMeD (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:48:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read it in a Jamaican accent, must be the colours

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a fucking solid collaboration.

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And if you put the fire to rob there'll be one next week too.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Your poem is fantastic!

This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.

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We rock, we rule, etc

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...indeed.
===
...snugly ^_^

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's a fucking solid collaboration.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is better when you read it in a Christopher Walken voice

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Your poem is fantastic!

This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.

---

We rock, we rule, etc

---

...indeed.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

coolio

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Your poem is fantastic!

This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.

---

We rock, we rule, etc

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 14:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Your poem is fantastic!

This turned out remarkably well O. Awesome job.


Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Chokomut and Peanut Butter right here.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i see poo in that painting.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is really enjoyable, both in pieces but more as one. The words are sweet but a bit somber. The colors and the little symbols are strong but understated. It's clever in concept and execution. I feel like I sounds pretentious with this review, but it's the best way I can describe it.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's like Shel Silverstein, but without the scary picture of him on the back of the book.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't normally care much for poetry, but this was cool and the picture was awesome!

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground,
said food stuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I
don't see him around, start shoveling!

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way, this was an excellent idea.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FIRST REVIEW

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-25 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Vicki Vale: "Nobody, really. I like your story, and I like bats. My pictures, your words. Pulitzer Prize material."

Knox: "Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me."


I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?

-- Homer Simpson
Mr. Plow