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Orgasmatron: Your Future Is Secure (714 hits)

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Rating: -0.23 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (View user info) at 2007-04-25 20:55:04 EDT




Cut and paste be damned, this is the future of the Orgasmatron:





























Stanleybing.doc (27 kB) [application/msword]

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User Reviews


Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2007-11-22 05:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

=)

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:01:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-26 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:58:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*******
A typical idiotic review from a moron. UnitedAsshole, why won't you bother to say anything?

Bart,please ban this mute asshole.
He fucks with everyone and meets the criterium of shithead.

__________________________________________


I second that notion. There should be some contribution to comment ratio minimum requirement. Or at least something to keep anyone from becoming another "TheUniter".
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TheUniter = ETS
**********
Mr. X, I don't give no stinkin shit iffn he's ETS or XYZ, he's a fucking asshole who's ALMOST as dumb as Shlongy. I said almost...


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-26 15:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:58:58 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 22:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*******
A typical idiotic review from a moron. UnitedAsshole, why won't you bother to say anything?

Bart,please ban this mute asshole.
He fucks with everyone and meets the criterium of shithead.

__________________________________________


I second that notion. There should be some contribution to comment ratio minimum requirement. Or at least something to keep anyone from becoming another "TheUniter".
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TheUniter = ETS

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FOR TEH RECORD:

I never made a spelling mistake

There is a conspiracy against me. Obviously someone hacked uber and changed what I said. I am perfect and you can trust me because I'm neither a black or a joo. YOUR JUST JELUS!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 19:48:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Scourge, I'm waiting to hear input from Sacrilicious. She was the one I was messing with, not you.
You've sure turned into a whiner recently. I expect it from Wildman and some of the morons around here, but I thought you had more class. Was I wrong?

=====

Bubba, the classless and tasteless shouldn't try to demand that others exhibit those traits which they lack.

You've decided that I'm a 'bad guy' or, worse yet, a 'whiner' because I rated something differently from you in an ONLINE POETRY CONTEST WHICH HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT STAKE. Since then you've been calling me names when we cross paths and basically spewing what seem to the drunken rages of a broken, angry, old, crazy person in my general direction.

Relax.

Take a deep breath.

Take the barrel of the gun away from your temple.

Don't forget to take your lithium (or whatever it is they prescribe for nutjobs these days)

Smile.




And, for the record, this post was crap. Only content was in an attached word document, and it wasn't your content.

I'd give you a -2, but I fear the bellowing rage that would inspire in you could possibly cause your heart to try and strangle itself in your chest.

I certainly don't want to be responsible for your demise, be it indirect or otherwise. The laws concerning involvement in the death of a mentally ill person carry very heavy potential consequences and I just don't want to run that risk.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck it, I'd rock a Travelodge.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Un-retire again, just for this piece of shit.

Nice post, Einstein.
==========================

We all KNEW he wouldn't leave us!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 02:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


original:

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kill yourself, your too dumb to be allowed to live

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edited:

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Kill yourself, you're too dumb to be allowed to live.

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commented:

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

>>> your <<< too dumb to be allowed to live

___

That's just great

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reaction:

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

>>> your <<< too dumb to be allowed to live

___

That's just great

=============

NO

YOU-ARE = YOU'RE

I wasn't reffering to "his dumb", no I was reffering to he IS dumb

STOP.

THINK.

STFU.

---

Good advice there Adam.

hehe


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for bringing Shlongy back. Didn't read it. Sorry. Having to work a lot these days.

Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-04-26 01:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

aids

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

links to doc files suck penis on a text-based site.









but I still love you, you old hag.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 00:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:36:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that was really dumb...you should have either linked the article, included the other 49, or copy and pasted it into this
stupid Word file

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 23:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

>>> your <<< too dumb to be allowed to live

___

That's just great

=============

NO

YOU-ARE = YOU'RE

I wasn't reffering to "his dumb", no I was reffering to he IS dumb

STOP.

THINK.

STFU.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Un-retire again, just for this piece of shit.

Nice post, Einstein.
******
Run yer hole, LindaBoy. Really...


Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's just text

Ctrl+A Select All
Ctrl+C Copy
Ctrl+V Pasta!

Why would you keep that, as lame as it was, in a .doc?

Kill yourself, you're too dumb to be allowed to live.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pretty much.
********
Heh. Then come find me and kill me, you gutless little faggots. What? You really can?
SHOW ME, SHITHEADS!!! God, you chickenfuckers make me sick...
Cheese dude, go to CNN news and look at the bottom right entry, 50 bulls**t jobs.
It's all there. You can then tell everyone I sent the real thing, not bullshit...

Never mind, don't tell the fags anything. Fuck 'em all....


Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

>>> your <<< too dumb to be allowed to live

___

That's just great

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Un-retire again, just for this piece of shit.

Nice post, Einstein.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's just text

Ctrl+A Select All
Ctrl+C Copy
Ctrl+V Pasta!

Why would you keep that, as lame as it was, in a .doc?

Kill yourself, you're too dumb to be allowed to live.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pretty much.

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now I want to know what the other 49 are.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's just text

Ctrl+A Select All
Ctrl+C Copy
Ctrl+V Pasta!

Why would you keep that, as lame as it was, in a .doc?

Kill yourself, your too dumb to be allowed to live

Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Why?!?!?

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:19:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously, I wanted it to paste in "person," but that's how it came up. Sorry.

O-Man,it's really your life in the balance...


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's a good .doc you got there.
****
Right! Like I'm smart enough to send out something with a virus. Right!
Just open it and laugh, ya fucktard...


Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-25 21:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That's a good .doc you got there.


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival