SUPA: Round 4 Pairings (1165 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-04-26 10:35:42 EDT
ENTRIES DUE: Tues 5/1
*** by 11:59PM Eastern
VOTING ENDS: Wed 5/2
*** by 11:59PM Eastern
The poems, to date, and previous round information can be found here:
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/supa
User Reviews
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/supa
SUPA's almost off...bitches.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:42:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUPA's almost gone, bitches:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101336
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101244
I'M BACK IN, JUST IN TIME FOR THE VICTORY.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/u/Orgasmatron/l/supa
All the Round 4 entries are in. Blammo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll be posting my Round 4 submission this evening...look for it!
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUPA's on bitch above.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101235
How did you know?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SUPA's on bitch above.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101228
Once more into the breach.............
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101173
Supa on
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Have another hit, of sweet air."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-27 14:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Overachiever.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-27 13:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thar she blows: http://www.ubersite.com/m/101157
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 22:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Bubba.
All Shlongy has to do is make a post with SUPA in the title. There's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
You can jump back in, too, if you want.
Anything goes.
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Zebe, there's plenty I can do about it. I can -2 under about 17 accounts, including the one you don't even suspect. I run contests now and then :)
:)
:)
Sometimes they rhyme... :)
:)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Bubba.
All Shlongy has to do is make a post with SUPA in the title. There's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
You can jump back in, too, if you want.
Anything goes.
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OK, fuckstick...
1) Orgasmatron runs this contest.
B) Shlongy is a fucking moron.
3) No. Not anything goes. You should go.
L) Fuck Shlongy.
12) Shlongy can make all the SUPA entries he wishes, and I will +2 them all. Right.
XYH) Fuck Shlongy
345) Blow me, Zebe.
PFFFFFTTTT!!!) Fuck off, Shlongy. Be retired again, because I am real tired. Of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 21:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cool. It's official.
I'm "in".
Now, you can kindly shut the fuck up, Orgasmo...I'll take it from here.
You're going to be the happiest poetry mo alive when you get a load of my Round 4 submission.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, Bubba.
All Shlongy has to do is make a post with SUPA in the title. There's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
You can jump back in, too, if you want.
Anything goes.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ShlongFace refused to be in, a new round started without his young ass, so the cards
have told their story. Which is, I might add, that Shlongy and Zebra are also known as
"The Dipshit Brothers."
He's O.U.T. like the dipshit Ramones were never in music...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go, Shlongy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The remaining writers managed to breathe life back into this comp after all, and that happies me.
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Couldn't agree more. Overall it's been high quality stuff, much better than last year's comp.
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Better than last year's??!!??!! Fuck you, Thorny, I resemble that remark!
However, if we have a happy Saccy, what more could we need?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 20:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm afraid it's out of your hands, nancy.
LET UBER DECIDE
IS SHLONGY IN OR OUT OR BOTH?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 19:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 19:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK...enough with the begging.
I'm back in for Round 4.
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Much like your sex life, rest assured that you will be informed when you're 'in.'
However, you are not in. You're very much out. Sip on some prune juice and rest those weary double bogie arms while you watch from the sidelines, though. This next round should be quality.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-26 19:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh boy now i'm really sorry i wasn't in last round
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-26 19:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK...enough with the begging.
I'm back in for Round 4.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now i'm kind of sorry i wasn't in last round. oh well. wait until next year!
if there is a next year.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And went and spelled your name incorrectly, yeah me.
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-04-26 18:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Anasie, I never expected to make it this far. I have read your work and enjoy it. I want to wish you the best of luck, and I will try and give you some competition.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SWEET!
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last word above.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Failure to win, lose or participate below.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 17:27:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loser below.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
DING DING DING DING - A WINNER IS YOU!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Go, Shlongy.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok maybe the caps are getting in the way. Maybe it's the exclamation point.
We're getting there. We're close.
Another try?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 14:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO, SHLONGY!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 12:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SHLONGY!
SUPA 2007 WINNAR!
WOOOO!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coleslaw: SO SRY! RLY!
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Hang your head in shame.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SHLONGY!
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No, no. You're still doing it wrong. The comma is important. This is presently a cheer. You need to shoot for more of a jaded command. He needs to go, not be encouraged. Let the man enjoy his retirement.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The only way this contest can be saved is if Indiana Shlongy shows up at the last minute to crack his whip and snatch the golden idol!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SHLONGY!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-04-26 13:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coleslaw: SO SRY! RLY!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 12:59:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could have just stopped at "Go, Shlongy."
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-26 12:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SHLONGY!
SUPA 2007 WINNAR!
WOOOO!
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-04-26 12:12:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh noes. I have a lot of time on my hands, and no more poetry competition to spend it on.
And I was looking forward to a coley v. coleslaw finale.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-26 12:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Guess what?
I don't care
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:10:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*shrugs* Shlongy chose to stay out, even after his victory was certified. 'Tis no one's fault but his own for his decisions. I agree though, would've been very interesting to see him go head to head with Circe.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some really nice entries this round.
Of course, the contest would have been even more enjoyable had the will of the people been satisfied to allow the clash of the titans: Circe vs Shlongy.
What wondrous spawn might the fickle muse have ejected from her lyrical loins to fizzle out the short fused alter king?
I weep. I do.
No offense to CaptainThorns and JoeyG, who both produced nice entries this round, but GODDAMN.
Circe vs Shlongy would have kicked ass.
Conflict is LIFE.
Still, good stuff out was shat.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 11:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The remaining writers managed to breathe life back into this comp after all, and that happies me.
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Couldn't agree more. Overall it's been high quality stuff, much better than last year's comp.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sometimes knowing you're going to get punched in the face is a good thing.
Makes you want to land a solid shot or two.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fully intend on getting my ass kicked by gofer.
It'd be a pleasure.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, he looks like hobo birthday cat. Or wizard? I'm really not sure.
ahumblefool- thank you for keeping your word and posting; you deserve in this and I'm glad you took the high road. The remaining writers managed to breathe life back into this comp after all, and that happies me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I predict gofer and Anansie coming out on top in this round. But then again, ahf and Joey may surprise us all.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:49:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For exhibition only: "Ludicross" - http://www.ubersite.com/m/101103
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't think you could have missed this if you tried.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-26 10:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
there was a poetry competition and I wasn't informed?