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Not as bloody as the pranks JoeyG gets away with (841 hits)

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Submitted by Alex <uberalex.at.shiftmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-26 23:14:21 EDT


This is every paper recycling bin on my campus dumped into one room.

Here are some interesting bits that we found:
- twenty credit card rejection slips
- two credit acceptance slips
- nine banana peels
- one twelve-inch bread knife
- one deflated football
- one World of Warcraft CD in four pieces, each in a different bin

It took six hours with an average of ten people working at a time.

His reaction to the holy jackpot of graded homework was to dig a nest to sleep in. The next day we chucked the paper down the stairwell to make an
awesome slip and slide. Two people got concussions and one broke his nose.

It was worth it. We even got thanked by the custodial staff for saving them the bother of going around and collecting the paper themselves.


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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-12-11 02:54:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is fucking gay you should have just set everything on fire


Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-12-10 21:15:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i snickered at the owl

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2007-12-10 20:59:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+ 2 O RLY

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-28 07:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

1. nothing to do with joeyg, what. so. ever.
2. this would be more appropriated for a collegehumor post
3. if you killed someone indirectly caused a rapage, or set the shit on fire then that..that my friend would be well received here

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1. Read his posts. They invariably end with someone getting hurt or a raised insurance premium. Remember the story where he put a bucket of sodium on somebodys driveway, out of oil, and it exploded and took out his garage?
2. I agree, just though I'd share it with you guys
3. Believe me, I know. POSTING PICTURES OF ROCKET BIKE SOON. Some shit will propably catch
fire.


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well, my book lists the rolling friction for rubber on cement to be .02, which is about the
same as rubber on ice

That was a good guess. I won't give my school, but will admit that I am a freshman studying
software engineering with a focus on integrating software with hardware.

____________________

Well, just know that methods for measuring friction coefficients have a lot of uncertainty in them. Not that that will make any difference for you in your software engineering future.

Yeah, I guessed ME from your rocket bike post since that seems like the kind of thing a freshman/sophmore ME student would do. I guessed Purdue since I believe Purdue has the largest engineering college in Indiana and I figured that the copy of Indiana Living or whatever in the bottom left picture probably puts you in IN.

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-27 14:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right, but since friction is almost zero between my rubber tires and the cement

_____________________________

Woah dude, waaaay not true. Friction between tires and road is often referred to as rolling resistance. It's almost always neglected in a simplifying assumption in freshman-level physics, but it does exist and it does matter. Zero friction between your tire and the road occurs only when your spinning your tires and not moving (ie, you tire has zero velocity relative to the road).

Although admittedly, aerodynamic drag will dominate the total force resisting the bike's motion.

Let me guess, sophmore ME student at Purdue?

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Well, my book lists the rolling friction for rubber on cement to be .02, which is about the
same as rubber on ice

That was a good guess. I won't give my school, but will admit that I am a freshman studying
software engineering with a focus on integrating software with hardware.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HIJINX

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-27 14:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right, but since friction is almost zero between my rubber tires and the cement

_____________________________

Woah dude, waaaay not true. Friction between tires and road is often referred to as rolling resistance. It's almost always neglected in a simplifying assumption in freshman-level physics, but it does exist and it does matter. Zero friction between your tire and the road occurs only when your spinning your tires and not moving (ie, you tire has zero velocity relative to the road).

Although admittedly, aerodynamic drag will dominate the total force resisting the bike's motion.

Let me guess, sophmore ME student at Purdue?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-04-27 12:57:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-27 12:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The sophistication of modern trade schools is amazing.

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I could post homework that 99% of this site would not understand, but where
is the fun in that?



Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-04-27 08:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-27 08:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm surprised that some bunghole didn't toss a cigarette into that pile.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-27 05:35:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 namedrop.

Although I'm not sure why.

Jebus, anyone'd think I like to do strange things........

mmmmmmm..... strange...



Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-27 02:28:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

RECYCLE - SAVE A TREE

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The sophistication of modern trade schools is amazing.


Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

nothing to do with joeyg, what. so. ever.
this would be more appropriated for a collegehumor post
if you killed someone indirectly caused a rapage, or set the shit on fire then that..that my friend would be well received here

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:48:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


So are you a garbage man or what?


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-27 01:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The sophistication of modern trade schools is amazing.

Submitted by Plus2 (user info) at 2007-04-27 00:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was the only large scale prank we could think of the time that
would not cause permanent damage.

And I am genuinely sorry about O RLY.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is fucking gay you should have just set everything on fire


Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

......why?

Get a hobby.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

a. why did you do this?
b. are you fucking retarded and/or a TRASHMAN?
c. Its O RLY, Not OH RLY.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

YOU SPELLED O RLY? WRONG, -2 DIE.

Submitted by BeaverDamn (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

-2 for a shitty post

+0 because it's shit post thursday

+2 for pimping that owl



+0 you shitposting O RLY? owl bitch.

Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:26:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol trashing

Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-04-26 23:24:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I have no idea WHAT this about.
On the other hand, I like your owl.


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