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Submitted by St_Jimmy (View user info) at 2007-04-27 16:30:35 EDT


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18353425/&GT1=9246

Student charged for writing violent essay
High school senior says he was just following the assignment

Associated press
Updated: 2 hours, 19 minutes ago
CARY, Ill. - Authorities have filed a second disorderly conduct charge against a high school senior arrested for writing an essay officials described as disturbing and inappropriate.

Allen Lee, 18, of Cary was arrested earlier this week after penning the essay at his northern Illinois high school. Lee contends he was just following the creative writing assignment he was given in class at Cary-Grove High School.

Lee initially faced just one charge, but an amended complaint filed Thursday cited a second passage.

According to the complaint, the essay reads, in part, "Blood, sex and booze. Drugs, drugs, drugs are fun. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, s...t...a...b...puke. So I had this dream last night where I went into a building, pulled out two P90s and started shooting everyone, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did."

Another passage said, "as a teacher, don't be surprised on inspiring the first CG shooting," the complaint said.

The creative writing assignment in Lee's English class on Monday instructed students to "write whatever comes to your mind. Do not judge or censor what you are writing," according to a copy of the assignment.

"In creative writing, you're told to exaggerate," Lee said. "It was supposed to be just junk. ... There definitely is violent content, but they're taking it out of context and making it something it isn't."

Lee has been removed from school, and District 155 spokesman Jeff Puma said the district is evaluating Lee's punishment while he attends an offsite learning program in the school district.

"It wasn't just violent or foul language," Puma said. "It went beyond that."

Lee's attorney, Dane Loizzo, said his client was within the parameters of the assignment.

"A stream of consciousness seems to be the goal of the assignment," Loizzo said. He said Lee has never been disciplined in school and signed Marine enlistment papers last week.

His father, Albert Lee, has defended his son as a straight-A student who was just following instructions and contends the school overreacted. However, Albert Lee has said he understands the situation because of what happened last week at Virginia Tech when student Seung-Hui Cho killed 32 students and faculty members before committing suicide.

The charges against Lee could result in a possible $1,500 fine and up to 30 days in jail if he is convicted.

Cary is about 40 miles west of Chicago.

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What the fuck?! $1500 and 30 days in jail because the kid wrote some "disturbing" stuff? That's a bit much, don't you think? Besides, from the excerpts it sounds like half the people on this site shit more "disturbing" things than that kid wrote.

What about freedom of speech? Aren't we allowed to say/write whatever we want, as long as it doesn't harm the public, without fear of prosecution? I think that's supposed to be protected in that Bill of something or other.

"Relax" you say. He's a high school kid. Kids aren't protected under the bill of rights, that's why we can subject them to curfews, search and seizure without a warrant, etc. If some kid gets in trouble for an essay, that doesn't affect precedent for me.

But notice he's 18. This is an adult being charged over something he wrote. Sure it may have been a bit weird, but Jesus, this isn't Iran!

It's funny because just the other day, creep_firebombing wrote about how rational everyone's been over gun control after Virginia Tech. http://www.ubersite.com/m/101115 Sure, guns aren't the problem, it's writing!

Even the kid's dad, while supporting his son, mentioned he "understands the situation" with regard to VT. What's to understand?! Your kid is a straight A student with no history of violence, yet he should be prosecuted over what he wrote because of a maladjusted Korean living in Virginia?!

If paranoia leads you to sacrifice your rights and freedoms, you never deserved them in the first place.



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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-04-29 10:41:05 EDT (#)
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I am not sure if this was addressed int he responses, but isn't Freedom of speech limited in certain institutions?

I work for a large tech company (HAL), but am I allowed to say anything I want? No, I think that when you agree to take a position with a company you agree to a certain degree of restriction of your speech and behavior.

I believe the same is true with public schools. Freedom of speech is restricted, not to squash a citizens right to expression, but to ensure the environment is safe for all who attend the same school.

I am unsure where I heard these examples. The bottom line ended up being: The constitution says the GOVERNMENT may not infringe on your rights, but private companies are free to do what they want. If you do not like the company policy, you are free to find another that suits your personal beliefs and need to express yourself (Or sue them if you want to force them to allow you to express yourself in words/actions that they find unaceptable.

Public schools do not fit that model, but are a gray-area since they are part of a local governmet but are dealing with large groups in which safety is the most important concern.

Any constituional scholars out there that can set me straight? I am confused as to what a school or private business may allow/deny as far as rights go.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-28 20:06:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-28 19:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Complete and utter horseshit.


Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-28 17:33:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:21:27 EDT (#)
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All this kind of reminded me about that Hitman book a while back
http://www.freedomforum.org/templates/document.asp?documentID=7332

Funny thing about that. It appears that free speech lost out to profit. The publisher stopped printing the book and pulled copies from stores due to the lawsuit (course that suit against them was brought on by the relatives of the murdered individual, not the government). However, that book is now available free online at http://ftp.die.net/mirror/hitman/

So I'm not sure any more. With the internet nowadays, maybe free speech always comes out on top, in the end.

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-04-28 12:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There was no mention of him directing the letter at his school in that article, either.. He said it would have been cool to shoot up a building and have sex with the bodies. He said nothing about a school or students in particular.

So basically, you can't ever write anything remotely violent (or what someone else would consider grotesque or inappropriate ) again without being fucked with by the govt? Even if it could perhaps be tongue-in-cheek or sarcastic or anything. Even if it was taken out of context?

That's a great fucking idea.

Where's the dotted line so I can sign the rest of my freedoms away along with my soul?

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-04-28 12:25:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:24:13 EDT (#)
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Let's say the kid went on a killing spree. The school --having not acted out of respect for free speech-- would be sodomized by the media and the courts; something the kid should have been well aware of. If he was so bright, and a straight-A student, and hadn't lived under a rock for the past decade, he should have known how an essay about killing and raping his fellow students would go over in a post 9/11, post Columbine, post VT world. The only conclusion is that the kid was looking for attention, which is exactly what he got. I'm actually impressed that the father said he understood why his kid was in hot water, rather than pulling off the customary "MY CHILD IS JUST DIFFERENT! WHY CAN'T YOU WICKED HARPIES RESPECT THAT????!!!!!!!" routine.

Hopefully they'll give him a thorough psychiatric examination, and a good slap upside the head rather than fining him, but he really got himself into this mess.
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The thing is nobody has a right to do that.

The fucking assignment said not to censor. So what did he do? Not fucking censor.

It's like offering a child a fucking cookie and then beating the shit out of them when they take it. What the fuck point is that going to serve? He wrote what he wrote. People fucking write shit like that every day. Its in books, movies, games and music, not to mention all the real life drama that is stirred up. The shit he comes up with is pretty much fucking right on par with the shit that you hear about in society every day.

So why should we punish him for WRITING A FUCKING PAPER? Why should we punish him for FOLLOWING THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS?

He didn't do a single thing wrong. He wrote some fucked up shit, but writing fucked up shit is completely legitimate and completely legal. At the most, the school should have sent him to a councilor (within the school) and had a talk with him, then a talk with his parents, and then a meeting with both.. not had him fucking arrested and prosecuted. That's overstepping their bounds and its definitely walking all over his rights as a citizen of the united states. They could have acted, however they had NO right to act the way they did.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-28 10:31:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:15:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If he was following the guidelines of the assignment, and was told to say what he thought without censoring himself, then there's no way they can charge him with anything. How can they charge him with any kind of "misconduct" if he was following instructions? It's not logical.

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Tell that to the nazis who were "just following orders."
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Ah, c'mon, Steakbreath, tell me you can't see the difference between writing a school paper and killing people. Sheesh, fucktard.



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In the paper, he said he wanted to kill poeople. Guess what else did the same thing? Mein Kampf.

How did you miss the joke bubba?

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-28 02:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The kid got what he wanted. Attention. A "straight-a" student wouldn't be such a fool as to believe he could turn in a paper like that without any repercussions, he was trying to incite something.


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I say expell him, don't charge him with a crime, and send a message to students who think it's cool to act that way and write that shit. I can't believe a high school student doesn't know any better. His father should stop defending him and beat his little ass into shape. Make his parents pay for private school if he wants a diploma so fucking bad.

Morons.

Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2007-04-27 23:50:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

VA Tech was a government planned CIA black op false flag terrorist attack to try and revoke your right to hold arms.


PS: 9/11 was an inside job? Where is the plane.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:15:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:09:59 EDT (#)
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If he was following the guidelines of the assignment, and was told to say what he thought without censoring himself, then there's no way they can charge him with anything. How can they charge him with any kind of "misconduct" if he was following instructions? It's not logical.

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Tell that to the nazis who were "just following orders."
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Ah, c'mon, Steakbreath, tell me you can't see the difference between writing a school paper and killing people. Sheesh, fucktard.



Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:15:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:09:59 EDT (#)
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If he was following the guidelines of the assignment, and was told to say what he thought without censoring himself, then there's no way they can charge him with anything. How can they charge him with any kind of "misconduct" if he was following instructions? It's not logical.

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Tell that to the nazis who were "just following orders."

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:14:00 EDT (#)
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"Blood, sex and booze. Drugs, drugs, drugs are fun. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, s...t...a...b...puke. So I had this dream last night where I went into a building, pulled out two P90s and started shooting everyone, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did."

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Grade A student my balls. Violence or not, based on this excerpt the guy can't write for shit.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:09:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If he was following the guidelines of the assignment, and was told to say what he thought without censoring himself, then there's no way they can charge him with anything. How can they charge him with any kind of "misconduct" if he was following instructions? It's not logical.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

More proof that teachers today are moronic fools who have no clue.


Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-27 21:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm against picketing, but I dont know how to show it.

ps I wrote some disturbing shit when I was young.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-27 21:35:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I agree with the anti-censorship sentiment, but something tells me that the whole story isn't being told.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-27 20:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking hell this makes me angry. The world has gone fucking mad. thanks for bringing this to my attention, or I would never have known about it.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-27 20:00:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Blood, sex and booze. Drugs, drugs, drugs are fun. Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, s...t...a...b...puke. So I had this dream last night where I went into a building, pulled out two P90s and started shooting everyone, then had sex with the dead bodies. Well, not really, but it would be funny if I did."
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I've seen better (-1)

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:50:01 EDT (#)
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well if you look at it, being a teacher and receiving a writing assignment like this after the v tech shooting, or columbine, or at all for that matter, might turn some heads. he should be able to say what he wants as long as it doesnt hurt anyone but something like that has got to raise some level of terror for at least the student if not your own life.



although, i guess you gotta know the guy

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are the kids who get pegged with "being disturbed" such terrible writers?

Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:29:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:00:01 EDT (#)
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I woke up this morning and walked downstairs and had my usual aborted fetus breakfast shake, made with real nigger baby that shaniquah left behind the dumpster (there are always so many). Then I punched my girlfriend awake with a baseball bat and made her change into her saran wrap suit and change my engine oil. I watched some midget bestiality porn then went to the zoo to club some baby seals. They make a cute noise when their little heads collapse. After that, I took my dyke, zipper head teacher to lunch at this spic restaurant down the street. After the plate of bullshit mexican food was choked down, I took a shit in her mouth and jerked off in her mouth until some shiite muslim camel-jockey came out of nowhere and declared jihad on me. The little faggot probably had AIDS, so I knocked his brown ass out cold then fucked a pig while licking the sand-niggers asshole. Some jerk-off frenchies were watching the whole time and when I looked in their direction, they raised a white flag and tore off like a couple of limp-wristed faggies that all french people are
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+2 for that alone. Quite possibly the most offensive and random flatus of the cerebral cortex I've ever seen

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:20:24 EDT (#)
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I have to think the teacher and administrators are going to end up looking very very stupid before this is done... as they should. Unless he did something like post it on a school website anonymously or left copies lying around to incite panic and get a day off for a school evacuation-- fire in a crowded theater and all that.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:03:58 EDT (#)
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that's fucked. if people freak out like this every time something bad happens, pretty soon we won't be able to blink without being accused of something.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:01:59 EDT (#)
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Yes, but mine is all one sentence.


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 18:00:01 EDT (#)
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I woke up this morning and walked downstairs and had my usual aborted fetus breakfast shake, made with real nigger baby that shaniquah left behind the dumpster (there are always so many). Then I punched my girlfriend awake with a baseball bat and made her change into her saran wrap suit and change my engine oil. I watched some midget bestiality porn then went to the zoo to club some baby seals. They make a cute noise when their little heads collapse. After that, I took my dyke, zipper head teacher to lunch at this spic restaurant down the street. After the plate of bullshit mexican food was choked down, I took a shit in her mouth and jerked off in her mouth until some shiite muslim camel-jockey came out of nowhere and declared jihad on me. The little faggot probably had AIDS, so I knocked his brown ass out cold then fucked a pig while licking the sand-niggers asshole. Some jerk-off frenchies were watching the whole time and when I looked in their direction, they raised a white flag and tore off like a couple of limp-wristed faggies that all french people are.

Then I fucked shlongy. <-------winner.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:50:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:47:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:20:28 EDT (#)
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This could make for an interesting contest:

"Who can say the most shocking thing on Uber. Can you string a sentence together than can offend every race, religion, creed, and sexual orientation?"

--

What an awesome challange.

--

I live on the edge of the gook and zipperhead neighborhood so I went for a drive since they were all having some sort of Asian American slantfest potluck thing where all the Jap and Chink food smelled like garbage so foul even a strung out AIDs wasted cock-sucking nigger crackhead wouldn't touch it, I mean it smelled like some French feminist rug muncher's unwashed cooze, you know, the way Brigette Bardot would smell after trying to get Euros from Eurotrash wading around in the water trying to save some fucking seal or some other potential eats that just happen to have eyes and legs, and when I was tooling down the road and wondering if sand niggers bring an extra towel to the beach aside from the one on their head I saw a little girl walking along beside a man in a wheelchair and there wasn't anyone around so I pulled over and grabbed her and pulled down her shorts and just looked at that perfect little ass when the gimp stated screaming and jerking around in his chair, and that chair was so shiny and new and all I could think of was Jiffy Pop shaking on the stove and that made me laugh, and some deaf guy ran up yelling at me like he had a mouthful of mud and making me wonder if the tard Olympics were in town so I slapped him good and his hearing aid fell out and I stepped on it and hopped in the car with my little prize...



Fuck, what the hell am I doing? The boss is away and I can split early on a Friday afternoon, so the Indians and the Jews will have to wait.
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ahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Great stuff....very offensive....now lets see If I can top it...

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:47:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:20:28 EDT (#)
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This could make for an interesting contest:

"Who can say the most shocking thing on Uber. Can you string a sentence together than can offend every race, religion, creed, and sexual orientation?"

--

What an awesome challange.

--

I live on the edge of the gook and zipperhead neighborhood so I went for a drive since they were all having some sort of Asian American slantfest potluck thing where all the Jap and Chink food smelled like garbage so foul even a strung out AIDs wasted cock-sucking nigger crackhead wouldn't touch it, I mean it smelled like some French feminist rug muncher's unwashed cooze, you know, the way Brigette Bardot would smell after trying to get Euros from Eurotrash wading around in the water trying to save some fucking seal or some other potential eats that just happen to have eyes and legs, and when I was tooling down the road and wondering if sand niggers bring an extra towel to the beach aside from the one on their head I saw a little girl walking along beside a man in a wheelchair and there wasn't anyone around so I pulled over and grabbed her and pulled down her shorts and just looked at that perfect little ass when the gimp stated screaming and jerking around in his chair, and that chair was so shiny and new and all I could think of was Jiffy Pop shaking on the stove and that made me laugh, and some deaf guy ran up yelling at me like he had a mouthful of mud and making me wonder if the tard Olympics were in town so I slapped him good and his hearing aid fell out and I stepped on it and hopped in the car with my little prize...



Fuck, what the hell am I doing? The boss is away and I can split early on a Friday afternoon, so the Indians and the Jews will have to wait.


Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:29:53 EDT (#)
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"he should have known how an essay about killing and raping his fellow students would go over in a post 9/11, post Columbine, post VT world"

Yes and no. We have freedom of speech in this country. Was the kid just looking for attention? Probably. Should the school have "investigated" him and subjected him to school-counciling? Sure, why not? The big issue I take with this is the government intervention. Getting "in trouble" for writing is one thing, getting prosecuted for it is something else entirely.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:24:13 EDT (#)
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Let's say the kid went on a killing spree. The school --having not acted out of respect for free speech-- would be sodomized by the media and the courts; something the kid should have been well aware of. If he was so bright, and a straight-A student, and hadn't lived under a rock for the past decade, he should have known how an essay about killing and raping his fellow students would go over in a post 9/11, post Columbine, post VT world. The only conclusion is that the kid was looking for attention, which is exactly what he got. I'm actually impressed that the father said he understood why his kid was in hot water, rather than pulling off the customary "MY CHILD IS JUST DIFFERENT! WHY CAN'T YOU WICKED HARPIES RESPECT THAT????!!!!!!!" routine.

Hopefully they'll give him a thorough psychiatric examination, and a good slap upside the head rather than fining him, but he really got himself into this mess.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:20:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:16:28 EDT (#)
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I love the freedom of speech:

If I may

I want to dig up your dead grandmother and use her rotting femur bone to rape your children in succsesive order according to their height. I want to record their screams and dub it over top of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" so that I can play it over the PA system at the local retard school. Once they're all losing it and shitting on the walls, I plan on walking the halls with a nail gun and 2x4 with some nails in it. I only plan on either braining those dumb re-re's or stomping thier balls into the next universe. I can only hope that I meet a nun on the way over so I can shit in her mouth and and unzip her intestines with her little crucifix. For good measure I'll park in a expecting mother spot and plant claymore mines at the local playground. Then, just before the cops come I'll rip the tags off my matress. WHAT THE FUCK THEY GONNA DO?

COME GIT SUM!
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This could make for an interesting contest:

"Who can say the most shocking thing on Uber. Can you string a sentence together than can offend every race, religion, creed, and sexual orientation?"

I smell a challenge

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:18:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:16:28 EDT (#)
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I want to dig up your dead grandmother and use her rotting femur bone to rape your children in succsesive order according to their height. I want to record their screams and dub it over top of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" so that I can play it over the PA system at the local retard school. Once they're all losing it and shitting on the walls, I plan on walking the halls with a nail gun and 2x4 with some nails in it. I only plan on either braining those dumb re-re's or stomping thier balls into the next universe. I can only hope that I meet a nun on the way over so I can shit in her mouth and and unzip her intestines with her little crucifix. For good measure I'll park in a expecting mother spot and plant claymore mines at the local playground. Then, just before the cops come I'll rip the tags off my matress. WHAT THE FUCK THEY GONNA DO?

____________________________

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:16:28 EDT (#)
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I love the freedom of speech:

If I may

I want to dig up your dead grandmother and use her rotting femur bone to rape your children in succsesive order according to their height. I want to record their screams and dub it over top of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" so that I can play it over the PA system at the local retard school. Once they're all losing it and shitting on the walls, I plan on walking the halls with a nail gun and 2x4 with some nails in it. I only plan on either braining those dumb re-re's or stomping thier balls into the next universe. I can only hope that I meet a nun on the way over so I can shit in her mouth and and unzip her intestines with her little crucifix. For good measure I'll park in a expecting mother spot and plant claymore mines at the local playground. Then, just before the cops come I'll rip the tags off my matress. WHAT THE FUCK THEY GONNA DO?

COME GIT SUM!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:12:27 EDT (#)
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What a dose

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 17:03:47 EDT (#)
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"It's better to burn out than to fade away."

Neil Young

Submitted by PioneerBill (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:59:25 EDT (#)
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"A man who trades Freedom for Security has neither"

Benjamin Franklin

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:58:56 EDT (#)
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I'd say if the school system found this site, we're all fucked.

I suggest the kid countersues because his right to an education has been unfairly deprived.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:43:29 EDT (#)
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The world is fucked.
We're all gonna die.
Get your kicks while you can.
Just don't write the word "kill"

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-27 16:38:33 EDT (#)
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"If paranoia leads you to sacrifice your rights and freedoms, you never deserved them in the first place."
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Gotta agree with you on this one.


Even the Chinese are against me.

-- Homer Simpson
The Last Temptation of Homer