Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: The Negotiation (1078 hits)
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Rating: 1.5 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2007-04-27 20:22:34 EDT
I realize I already posted the "script" to this one, but this is new in that it now has:
-Visuals
-Updated punchline
And so, for posterity, here it is:
http://www.handturkeys.com
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-11-21 17:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We can has AHTT for Thxgvg pls?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-11-09 22:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy 10th of November!
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-02 19:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Previous Hand Turkey's were better.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-28 18:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't get it, who is he being interviewed by?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-28 18:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101175
the devil made me do it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-28 15:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
unfunny
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-28 15:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice punchline, but I didn't find this all that funny either time.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The other punchline you had for this sucked, but this one made me laugh out loud.
Well done.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I always wondered how it happened.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:16:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes, indeed.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 13:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-28 09:16:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:48:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A few of my friends and I have joined the AFA just so we can skew the results of their survey data, since they only send their propaganda to people who will side with them. "Would you, spooner, be more, less, or the same amount as likely to support a corporation who promotes the 'homosexual agenda'?"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
D'backs win.
My curveball was my change-up, in retrospect.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the sex-change stereotype
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Focus on the Family". Hah, I love how these anti-gay people always try to portray gays as being enemies of the "family". (But I guess it's okay to kick your kid out of the house if he's gay, right? No threat to the "family" there!) One thing that really bugs me is the many gay couples I've seen who try to adopt kids, but the agencies will only let them adopt babies born with AIDS or born addicted to drugs.(Both of which require 100 times more caring, commitment, time, money, etc. than raising a "regular" kid.) Look, assholes, if you don't think gays would be fit parents because of their "lifestyle", WHY LET THEM ADOPT AT ALL? Oh, I guess those "defective" kids that the straight people reject don't quite count. WHICH IS IT, YOU HYPOCRITICAL BITCHES? It's shit like this that makes it impossible for me to take anything the Religious Right says or does seriously. (This includes most of the Bush administration.) Of course, with their hysterical, medieval beliefs and their delusions that God "talks" to them, I'd be hard-pressed to find anything to take seriously even if I wanted to.
Sorry to be a downer on your funny post. I love all your AHTT's! I'd like to see you do more condensed plays. Maybe "MacBeth", or "Grease"!
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-04-27 23:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 23:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 to 1. Awesome.
I'm going to the Hall of Fame.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 23:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's now 1 to 1, which sucks.
I was thinking. My fastball was lame. And my curveball didn't actually curve. But I had a wicked knuckleball. Given that knuckleballers have proven that they can go quite late in the game (of life), as exemplified a while back by Charlie Hough, I'm thinking of going pro. I could probably pitch for 15 years or more.
Awesome.
ps, I love beer.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 23:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Spencer --
That story granpdpa used to tell about us being related to gunfighter Ben Thompson...I think it's apocryphal. I'm not entirely sure what that means but it sounds cool. Apocryphal. Awesome.
D'backs are up 1 to 0.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot ass
*******
Hot ass, cool twat. Oh wait... Those are muchoolee eksklusive...
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hot ass
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Dr. Dobson!
Focus on THIS!!
And by "THIS," I mean to say, "my PENIS."
Alcohol's starting to work.
Go D'backs.
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Who in the screaming fuck are teh Diamondbacks?? Do they write stories? Do they play teh bassekball? Oh, wait.. Is it beseball? Far out!!!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Dr. Dobson!
Focus on THIS!!
And by "THIS," I mean to say, "my PENIS."
Alcohol's starting to work.
Go D'backs.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For Christ's SAKE!!! (apologies, Mr. Dobson).
You fucking misspelled privilege!!!!!!!!!!
Heh.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-27 22:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It fits the description. Glad you're doing more of these.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-27 21:31:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AAHHAHAHAA
Dobson now sucks both figuratively AND literally.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-27 21:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not up to your usual standard, but I hate James Dobson. Talk about a repressed homo.