A Note To My Wife (1351 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.78 on 40 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (View user info) at 2007-04-28 00:41:18 EDT
We went shopping tonight.
You bought me a toothbrush that plays KISS songs.
I bought beer.
You bought something that looks like my toothbrush.
But it says "pregnant"
FUCK!
I'm going fishing tomorrow afternoon if you like it or not.
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aahhhhhhh
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-02 19:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
xkcd.com
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus aren't you too old to be having kids
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mazel Tov!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My digital camera is almost here. The first picture I take will be of me in a Polish Armored Vehicle giving the one finger salute just for you, as promised!
Congrats.
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2007-04-29 22:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 13:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
really like the pic
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Hurray for www.postsecret.com
Too bad they only update it every Sunday and take the previous weeks off so you have to buy the books to see them again.
Congrats!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-04-29 09:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats man !!
We're off in a few weeks to have one of these fancy 4D scans done...I can't wait
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Holy shit! Does that mean it can show you what your kid will look like when he's in college?
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It's easier to convince people to have an abortion that way
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-29 09:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, First? goodluck!
You will need it. *snigger*
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2007-04-29 09:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats man !!
We're off in a few weeks to have one of these fancy 4D scans done...I can't wait
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Holy shit! Does that mean it can show you what your kid will look like when he's in college?
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-04-29 03:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!! Go fishing, but hug your wife first. :)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-04-29 02:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jolly good show
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-04-28 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-04-28 18:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a XKCD.com comic.
Awesome.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:06:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-28 12:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"congrats, breeder"
AND - did you draw that pic?
It is fucking awesome.
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Thanks! And no, I didn't draw the pic.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 13:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
really like the pic
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-04-28 12:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"congrats, breeder"
AND - did you draw that pic?
It is fucking awesome.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-28 12:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats man !!
We're off in a few weeks to have one of these fancy 4D scans done...I can't wait
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4D scans? Tell me more!
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the fourth dimension being time, what we 21st century cosmopolitans refer to as "video casette recording"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
While you're leaving notes, leave one for my wife that says, "After you finish taking the garbage to the dump, change the oil in my car and get back home before I pass out and blow me. Love, Twinkles".
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats man !!
We're off in a few weeks to have one of these fancy 4D scans done...I can't wait
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4D scans? Tell me more!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwaa bwaa bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by Ildeth (user info) at 2007-04-28 11:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh Bob...
Awesome drawing I must say... In my mind-altered state it is very meaningful (as is the spider spinning webs across my fingers) and very VERY cool.
Been there from her point of view - it's just as fucked up, but just as awe inspiring all the same.
Be cool, it's all good.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the feel of the picture.
And congratulations. May you have smart, healthy and happy offspring.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-28 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats man !!
We're off in a few weeks to have one of these fancy 4D scans done...I can't wait
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-04-28 07:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enjoy the sleepless nights and shitty nappies (diapers to you).
Congrats.
-Dave
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-28 06:19:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-28 03:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HGAGA,,,
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 03:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO PHILLIES WOO!
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I don't know if you noticed it, but in the third picture down, he's fucking stealing home! Nobody fucking steals home! Nobody! He did it 19 times.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-04-28 02:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA YOU HA-AD SE-EX.
Or at least Mrs Bob did.
*runs away*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I fuck around here for half an hour or so?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
I got Kiss shotglasses for Christmas..you think the kid would like those for his christening or something?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish my wife could have another kid.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
faAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I think it'd be comforting to have a pregnancy test that, when it indicates you're preggerz, it plays KISS songs.
"Hey, baby, guess what?
I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!
AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!
sure.
whatever.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This toothbrush is sweet.
you can't hear it unless the brush end is pressed against your jaw.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A toothbrush that plays a selection of melodious Kiss offerings. Awesome.
No...serious...congrats, breeder.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you. Im happy.